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[Dwarmin]

Oh, Silly Taricus and his PRACTICAL JOKES.

HAW HAW

[Grek]

Yeah, not sure where Taricus is getting that idea.

Even so, I honestly wouldn't blame Haika if he did decide he didn't want to host for us anymore. I'm sure this whole "Someone PM Haika and let him know we need the server up in 2 hours and also we need a map and some snakemen pogs and a pony." deal is getting old.

[Dwarmin]

Action: 12 Hours-Studying Sarah the Blues Notebook
Kathryn needed to sift through lots of...stuff...

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

49 - faith [+20]
26 - knowledge [+0]
31 - luck [+10]
32 - intuition [+10]
32 - connection [+10]
41 - body [+20]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Clothes
3xpairs of Business casual clothing (You know, for business. Would make one inconspicuous-an invisible corporate  drone.)
1xHunters Vest (Undamaged)
1xpair of 'going out' clothes (low rider jeans, assorted sexy stuff..etc, etc...)
2xpairs of hiking gear
1x Swimsuit (suitably curvaceous)
3x Pair of standard clothes  *being worn*
1x NSDF School T-Shirt (Hmm, a bit tight around the chest..)

Armory
Staff of Aquatic Karma. When held the staff will absorb the energy from the critical miscast of any water flavored spell or item nearby, often averting major disasters. When it does this however it will spring to life, inflicting mild to moderate stinging damage to the person holding it.
45. Cold Pistol Holstered, 6.0 Clips ammo (licensed to Kill)
Gauntlet of the Sharpshooter: Once per day, you may reroll any non critical roll you make that relates to firing a gun.
Trusty Whip (Do not trade for Idol)
Pepper Spray Bottle (Hot pink)
Hunting Rifle, 5 boxes of .308 bullets, 12 cartridges per box (Current box, 8/12 bullets)
Satans Rifle (Accurate Gun that can be switched to Lava Mode. In lava mode the foe is at a bonus to resist, but successful hits do double damage to creatures that don’t resist fire 0/10 shots left)
Smashing Hammer (Boink!)
Gorgon Blade (Looks like a Greek Falcata)
Chitine Bow/Steelroot Salve Arrows (Bronze Strength)

Personal
NSDF School Water Bottle (Glug glug)
Shiny Car Keys (A new pair for a new ride)
Notepad (for writing tips, getting numbers)
3xSets of Flexcuffs/Keys
Flashdrive
Wallet ($4081 cash, cards, no family pictures...but she does have one of Henry and Oliver here. A cute baby...Dragon?)
Zooming Binoculars
Canvas Backpack Bucket
Henry's Kathryn Statuette
1xMap to Sarah the Blue’s cave of loot (huh! Treasure Hunt! Completed! Probably?)

* Dwarmin ruffles Shellys hair in a big sisterly manner.

Special
1xVial of Liquid Sunshine (Die Deep Elves)
1xVial of Liquid Topaz (Full heal)
1xBox of Adamatine Wafers (Yummy!)
1xsmall blue statue of a topless woman/It's atrap! a cursed forgery created by the Kobold Steve’s band of thieves. The owner of statue will be compelled to hoard valuables, and Steve’s cohorts can track its location. Kestrel reckons that the curse on the statue could be reversed, allowing the owner to track the magical thieves tools of the Kobold Gang.
4xbars of Dark Adamantine or Neptune’s Beard/Compound of Adamantine, Mercury, and the shells of certain types of magical crustaceans. It is much cheaper than, but only slightly inferior to, pure Adamantine in terms of hardness and sharpness. When heated Neptune’s Beard gains organic qualities, making it easy to graft onto living beings.
1xVoucher good for any class or workshop at The Big W costing less than 7k
23xMoonbane Rounds
Potion of Permanence
Emotional harmonica - Play it and channel some power(connection) into it, and all who hear it will be compelled to feel the emotion you wish to project
Bottled Air Elemental (apparently punny?)
Fedora Hat of Tasteful Whipping - Gives the wearer inate mastery of whips and lashing weapons.
1xMagic Mirror shard ~Magic Item!~ This shard can be asked three questions the answer a yes or no. A cherub appears in the shard if the answer is yes, a devil if it is no. After three questions the mirror will shatter and turn to dust. Invoke the question by saying 'Mirror Mirror in my hand, <question>'.
1xKraken Tendril ~Magic Item!~ A strange blue-grey tentacle that is constantly squirming and trying to grab on to things. Roll vs faith to summon sea water. WARNING: amount of water is random, and flooding is quite possible. Use of this item is dangerous and not recommended.
2 Bubbling Red Potions ~Magic Item!~ Potion that lights Adrienne on fire.
1xBlue Portal Key (Hanging around Kathryn's neck on a silver chain aside her eternity symbol, she's keeping it close as a good luck charm.)
1xRod of Forced Flatulence (...good for detecting Ninjas?)
1xBar of Anti-Age soup (A girls best friend!)
1xTube of healing ointment [Heals 15 HP, may only recover damage inflicted by phyiscal attacks, 2/20 uses]
1xTube of combo sunscreen/heatscreen. [For the rest of the day you take 25% damage from heat and fire. 5/5 Uses remain).

Trophies
1xDeep Elf Warriors Helmet (bullethole through eye-piece)
2xTomato Demon Teeth
1xWater Imp Trident
1xGiant Zobbit Eye (Zombie Hobbit ^^)
1xSilver Pie Eating Trophy
1xBlack Mythril Pie Eating Trophy
1xDwarven Golden Axe
1xGorgon Head (in burlap sack)
1xGolem Head with a hole in it (Via Two Handed Axe)

Companions
1xApprentice Magelet (Shelly the Flutist, can be called to do 6hrs worth of mundane tasks per week. Like scrubbing floors or fetching stuff from the market, or other typical apprentice chore) *Healthy, Happy*

Misc
Long Surf Board (Well cared for-has her name, a winking, smiling Mermaid in her own image and the words "Siren", emblazoned on it. You get the feeling it was a personal gift.)
Bags of Cheezdos/Peanut Crackins/Bottled Water/Penksi Cola (for nomming. Not real food. Not even brand name food!)
Cosmetics (very little, though plenty of purple lipstick.)
Set of small lifting weights
Hand Sewing Kit (where did she learn...?)
Small, Folded American Flag
Cookware (mostly unused)
3 sticks of turkish incense (Very earthy smell)
1 large bag of birdseed
2 caged parakeets - Yellow with orange neck fringes (named Alera and Riva)
1 large plastic helmet - Roman style with red plume
Novelty Color Changing Luminescent Bong
Small Box of Magic Sparklers [25 Count]
Bottle of Bluish Black ‘Inferno Hell Sauce’
4xPleasure Potions for Her
2xMini Kegs of Genuine Valhalla Mead (save for Doomsday)
1xSet of Swearing Cuff Links ($#*#%^@#)
2xPairs of tined Sports Goggles (Defense against gaze attacks)
1xCleaver (For, um, butchery...)
1xStainless Steel Platter (polished to a reflective sheen)
1xlarge piece of cloth (For covering platter)

Personal Coin Collection
A bunch of mundane coins, including the 1943 triple Eagle and Dogeral
Replica 666th edition Infernal Dubloon
Scholarship Coin (Collectible Magic Tooth Fairy Coin given only to volunteers that donate their time and mouths to the Nirvana School of Dental Feyology)

Books/Recipes
Sarah the Blues Notebook (Unread)
Beyond Your World: An Introduction to Portal Key Mechanics (Unread)
The Definitive Guide to Elemental Performance Magic Volume 3: Fire (Unread)
The Sanddancer Tribe (Learned Sand to Glass)
Performance Manual (Unread)
1xartifact blueprint=Earrings of Fusion [1 green gemstone from an earth elemental realm, 1 blue gemstone from an earth elemental realm, 10 elven knucklebones, 1 bottle of 1970’s napa valley wine, 1 bar of dwarf smelted iron or steel, 1 Power Level 6 or higher soul]

Tracked Training
Water Effects Comfort 5/5, Mastery 4/8
Freeze Water Comfort 1/5, Mastery 0/8
Flute Practice 1/3
Firearms 3/5
Magical Marine Biology Skill 1/4

[Weirdsound]

And Server go boom.

[Criptfeind]

Can I get the updated forge info after throwing in the mage and the cop?

[Weirdsound]

Yeah. Post the forge info as it stands and I'll get you the update pronto.

[Criptfeind]

Current Gargoyle Production Core Status:

Level 1 (Feed two sentient beings for a level up)
Stored Flesh: 244 LBS
Sentients Feed: 1
Active Gargoyles: None

Available for Production:
Worker Gargoyle (600 LBS of flesh): An organic creature with rocky flesh. Not sentient nor particularly powerful, but can be taught to do chores, or wield weapons in a pinch.

[Grek]

Turn:
4 hours: Continue working on the Black Lightning spell. I want to suprise the Yellow Lich next time I see him. 1d80+4+2+2 for Knowledge, Frankie and Monocle bonuses.
4 hours: Leaf through The Dark Mage’s Cookbook for things I can cook in the Microwave Oven of the Gods. 1d80+4+??? for Knowledge and maybe Artifact bonuses.
4 hours: Leaf through Saucy Spheres for things I can cook in the Microwave Oven of the Gods. 1d80+4+??? for Knowledge and maybe Artifact bonuses.

Spoiler: Inventory Update (click to show/hide)

Clothing:
Bookbag
Shirts (3 black, 1 red, 1 white)
Jeans (2 blue, 3 black)
Assorted undergarments
Biniki
Beach hat
Sandals
Track shoes
Hiking boots
Motorcycle helmet & 2 jackets

Misc:
A black suzuki motorcylce
Stolen Moving Truck
School supplies for children
78234$ cash
1479 Valour Pennies
28 Infernal Dubloons
A chemistry set
A stolen chess set

Magic Items:
An expended gremlin coin
2 bottles labeled as Phoenix Tears
The Emerald Wand
Obsidian Fishing Pole (10 Slugs as bait)
Oven of the Gods Blueprint
Red Monocle of Handwriting Decipherment
4 Sex-Based Mind Control Potions
2 Ironflesh Potions
A Wand of Fire Bolt
The Microwave Oven of the Gods

Reagents:
A bottle of cold medicine
Starberry seeds (8 packs)
Salt, pepper & paprika (in novelty Blues Clues jars!)
Rubbing Alcohol
Magic Roach Powder
Sulfuric Acid
Liquor
Bear Food (20 day supply remaining)
1 Bait Rod
Ring of Counter Intelligence
12 Moonbane Bars
1 Box of Mythril Goods

Tool Crate Items:
1 small air compressor
2 small rubber mallets
1 infrared thermometer
1 Large Flashlight
2 D batteries
1 yellow tape measure
2 rubber-handled wire cutters
1 blue bubble level
1 large plastic leaf Rake
1 dyson sphere swivel vacuum

Creatures:
Frankie the Orange Crocodilian
Benvolia the Giant Harpy [stored with Yellow Lich]
1 Enslaved Black Naga [stored with Yellow Lich]
1 Green Naga Corpse [stored with Yellow Lich]
1 Desouled Lab Technician [stored with Yellow Lich]

Farm:
5 Cucumber plants [??]
6 Pink Forest Figs [30/15H+S]
Sal the Sea Cactus
Pixie Seeds (8 left) [7H]
Rufus the Pixie
2 Naturia Assimilated Polar Bear Cubs, named Sleepy and Grumbles.
1 Devil Bee Nest (12 days since awakened)
5 Soulshrooms (12 days since planted) [7H, ?S]
10 Black Corn (12 days since planted) [??]
10 White Corn (12 days since planted) [??]
2 Lava-Pitchers (12 days since planted) [??]
3 Steelblooms (12 days since planted) [10H, 16S]
25.5 ft of Necromancer's Delight [+2/day]
7 Valour Lotus Seeds [5H, 7S; 60% fail]
Seymour the Hell Tomato

Souls:
Wild Chaotic Evil Soul - strength 2 (Located within Seymour the Hell Tomato)
Tame Chaotic Good Soul - strength 3 (Rufus, currently planted)
Wild Chaotic Good Soul - strength 1 (Bait)
Wild Chaotic Good Soul - strength 1 (Bait)
Wild Lawful Evil Soul - strength 5 (Naga)
Wild Lawful Neutral Soul - strength 5 (Naga)

My Books:
Magus Tome
The Thrall Keepers Handbook
Loot, Pillage, and Enjoy
The Scholar’s Guide to Magia-Arthropodology
True Patriot’s Guide to Casting
Movie Magic
Saucy Spheres
The Feathered Tome of the Yellow Lich
Naga Holy Scripture
The Burdens of Family (A book written for Nagas and other followers of family centered religions looking to abandon their clan and join the Chaos Circle.)
The Dark Mage’s Cookbook (Contains recipes for potions that call for unethical ingredients such as bits of sentient or holy creatures)
The Sun Never Sets (According to the foreword, the spells in this book were all invented and kept by the British Royal Family, but were published by a Mystic to avenge his stay in the tower of London.)
Unknown Book Volume 1 (This book is written in Asian style characters that you cannot understand. It is illustrated with scientific pictures of human anatomy)
Unknown Book Volume 2 (This book is written in Asian style characters that you cannot understand. The formatting, font, and pictures lead you to believe that it is related to Unknown Book Volume 1)

Spoiler: Public Books (click to show/hide)

1: Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 1997-2001 (Seems to have lots of information on multiplainar travel)
2: Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 2006-2009 (Has information on the beasts within the portals and how to control them)
3: Meister Jagen's Personal Journal and Spell Log: 1969-1974 (Has some travel spells, and lots of information on the magical politics of the era)
4: Solo Adventures: 1 Player Voyeurism (Not a magic tome, but you can understand why Jagen kept it locked up)
5: Busty Blonde Balorgs (Same as above... but with more eeeewwww)
6: Subhuman Roster: 2006 (A slightly dated list of vampires, werebeings, and other such things living in Southern California and the surrounding areas)
7: The Neptune Affair (The personal story of a Magically Talented Southern Belle who dated the ancient god of the sea while her father and brothers were off fighting the union. Contains descriptions of some powerful spells.)
8: Werewolf in London (The story of a young werewolf who spent his highschool and college years away from his family, studying magic in the British Isles. Contains lots of spell used to blend in and play sophomoric pranks.)
9: The Carharn Wheel (A dossier listing some members of the Chaos Circle, starting from the fell god Carharn and working its way down. Includes some ritual spells)
10: The Clearsands Tribe (A book describing a clan of high elves living on the plains of valor. It discusses their customs, religion, language, and spells)
11: Spell Suggested for the 2013 Ban List by the Department of Subhuman Affairs (A half complete academic style report authored by Meister Jagen. It lists and describes in great detail spells which he thinks should be banned; Full of werewolf haircare spells.)
12: Soul of Ursula Jagen (A strange glowing book with nothing written in it; Lets you communicate with Ursula Jagen.)
13: March 1973 Issue of Magia Magazine (The cover shows a picture of Jagen captioned 'Putting the Furies in Their Place'. The magazine is full of articles discussing popular spells, mages, and controversies of the time)
14: Pimping Imps (A book listing and describing many common and less than common varieties of imp, as well as ways that one can torture and control them)
15: Jagen Family Necronominon (The 1844 edition of one of the worlds most infamous spell books. It is written in German. It is full of notes on the margins and back page, just like a family bible.)
16: Book of Pain. Known to contain a genital destruction spell and many other mysterious curses.
17. UnId'd Purple Book

[Weirdsound]

Current Gargoyle Production Core Status:

Level 2 (Feed four more sentient beings for a level up)
Stored Flesh: 633 LBS
Sentients Feed: 3
Active Gargoyles: None

Available for Production:
Worker Gargoyle (600 LBS of flesh): An organic creature with rocky flesh. Not sentient nor particularly powerful, but can be taught to do chores, or wield weapons in a pinch.
Bulwark Gargoyle (750 LBS of flesh): A large humanoid creature made completely of solid stone. Moves like molasses, and is as dumb as a rock, but is unlikely to lose a straight melee fight. Can be taught to wield weapons and focus its defense on particular areas.

[Haika]

ugh, I told tar when I brought the server up that my net was bad, didn't take long as well.

I'm not sure I can host this tonight, and at this point. I think I'm ready to hand off hosting duties for magia to someone else, maybe think about being a full character only when Felius joins.

The time crunch today didn't help much, I've said before I need a bit more warning, and I didn't even get those pogging notes until like 45 mins before the gametime.

I'll continue to host the pta games as needed, but I'm frustrated with working on magia(GMing or pogging or whatever) and need to back away from that part.

[Weirdsound]

Kinda figured. If you don't want to step in as a player and replace Tar, I'll likely have to end this if/when D leaves, whether or not we get Felius. I don't want to run with three.

I'll do more turns this week, and then take a week off to focus on Allstars, which is alot less work for me. If we have four players and a host when I get back, we will keep going. Otherwise sequel... Or perhaps not until winter break. School is about to start back up for me and I'm not sure how much of my time it will eat.

And I do offer apologies for the late delivery of the pogging notes, but if you read the topic, you will generally know when we are playing so that bit is on you.

[Criptfeind]

4 hours: Make some Golem enforcers. +4 Know +1 focus +2 mundane skill -3 to -4 difficulty +??? staff. Total +4 +??? to +3 +??? total.

Eight hours: Track down that fucker mage and capture him for giving to my master or putting him in the forge. Make use of Kestral to find him and question Knox about the possibility of working with the gang hunt him down. +2 connection (for the stoning) +4 time +??? Golems if I managed to make them. +??? Working with the gang. +??? Since he was chased out of his lair and no longer has his defenses. -what appears to be a whole lot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

17 - luck
20 - faith
45 - knowledge
35 - connection
32 - intuition
24 - body

[Weirdsound]

How do you intend to make gargoyles? You only have enough flesh stored up for one puny worker.

[Criptfeind]

I don't. I intend to make a golem. (Probably just the one though.)

[Criptfeind]

I have no idea if 4 hours is long enough to make a basic golem actually. If it takes longer I can put something else in yeah?