In the interest of mod consideration, I submit two alternatives:
Use the first if you're okay with a bit of fourth-wall breaking:
Special Roll 3: The
Trousers of Time: Before heading down the Trousers of Time, this device allows the driver to attempt the same action two different ways, and choose which reality to pursue and future to seal. [Game effect- Roll the chosen action twice, and take the better roll.]
Otherwise, let's do this:
Special Roll 3:
Buridan’s ass: This device creates an optical illusion of two equally viable paths in front of the target. The two targets, being equally viable, will stun the target into inaction as he is unable to make a rational decision on which path to taken.
Isn't the Chewbacca Defense a logical fallacy, not a paradox?
Fallacy? Paradox? You're asking me to pick on and not the other? Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this discussion? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a poster on a major gaming forum, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests
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