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Author Topic: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [First customer!]  (Read 4257 times)

Tsuchigumo550

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2012, 08:11:12 pm »
Make sure no one in particular is looking.
(If YES, or NO)
Take entire mustard bottle, cut off the top, and throw it, leaving mustard EVERYWHERE.
Aim the mustard missile at Coworker Mullet Master.


Wait for the right time.

Replace word "coworker' with "comrade" whenever possible.

Nikolai shows up to work about 43 minutes late, on a bycicle. He manages to park it atop the Camaro, where he spends 20 extra minutes dodging the cops while donning his uniform (He was naked) and occasionally blaring a cop's face off with a Vuvuzela with a flamethrower attached.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2012, 08:24:45 pm by Tsuchigumo550 »
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Quote from: piecewise on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 pm
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2012, 08:17:33 pm »
The stench of weed and granola fills the restaurant as Adrian shows up, an hour late. His Prius is parked crooked, right up next to a certain Camaro.
"I'm real sorry. The facist racist right wing cops came after me" he says, stumbling into the restaurant.
Then he says, awkwardly loudly "I've got the munchies", then he pulls out a granola bar and begins to messily eat.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 06:08:00 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Mullet Master

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2012, 05:57:23 pm »
"Hey Yo, Adrian. Cominta da work, huh?"

Paul belches robustly after finishing his sandwich.
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2012, 06:10:44 pm »
Quote from: Mullet Master on May 14, 2012, 05:57:23 pm
"Hey Yo, Adrian. Cominta da work, huh?"

Paul belches robustly after finishing his sandwich.
Adrian stares blankly at Paul. "Yeah man. I was totally not going to, you know because I don't want to serve the man, but I need money, ya know."
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Mullet Master

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2012, 06:32:02 pm »
"Okay, you wanna make the sandwiches or post up on dat cash register? I'm gonna go take a big twin and we can turn dat sign over to 'Open for Bizz-nasty'"

Paul laughs as he heads to the bathroom.
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2012, 06:35:36 pm »
Adrian looks at his filthy hands, as if he expects them to do something. "Well... I guess... I could do either really..."
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Mullet Master

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2012, 06:43:20 pm »
Paul calls out from the bathroom in a muffled voice "Why don't you teach that guy Nikolai how to do something! Give him a mop and tell him to clean somethin!"


The toilet flushes.


The toilet flushes.


You hear the rhythmic squeak of a plunger.
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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2012, 07:47:46 pm »
Tsuchi enters the Establishment, loudly, but no more flames.
"I'm here to cook some food and fuck bitches. Bitches love Subway.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Quote from: piecewise on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 pm
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2012, 09:01:00 pm »
See it.

I'm waiting for others
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2012, 10:00:35 pm »
Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on May 14, 2012, 07:47:46 pm
Tsuchi enters the Establishment, loudly, but no more flames.
"I'm here to cook some food and fuck bitches. Bitches love Subway.
Adrian looked at Tsuchi, mildly offended."Dude... That's like offensive... Like women need to be treated with like respect and stuff."
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2012, 07:59:31 pm »
((This is the most dysfunctional group of workers ever.))

Women is women. Not all women are that kind of girl, but those that are... Good times.
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Quote from: piecewise on December 17, 2012, 07:20:01 pm
There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Quote from: piecewise on December 05, 2013, 12:00:12 pm
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

Mullet Master

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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2012, 03:47:57 pm »
Paul walks out of the bathroom, plunger in hand. The water is still dripping from the orange rubber rim, marking the path of Paul out of the bathroom--. He throws the plunger into the corner, and walks up to the counter.

"Maybe if you two weren't such jerks, sitting around and talking about ladies, maybe some customers would walk in and order sandwiches, right? Damn. I'm going to go slice some roast beef. Hopefully you won't scare off ALL the customers."

<< I believe what RTD is saying, is random people come in and order sandwiches, and then he rolls for something or another. Now we need some people who are NOT sandwich makers to post ORDERS >>




« Last Edit: May 20, 2012, 03:51:21 pm by Mullet Master »
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2012, 06:33:09 pm »
(YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER!)

An old man comes in. He uses a walking stick, and comes to the counter.

''Ah... yes... dear fellows.'' His voice is wobbly, and he smiles with missing teeth. ''I'd like a... aaaaa...'' He doddles for about a minute. ''A sandwich.'' He says, almost in triumph that he's ordering something. ''One with mustard and ketchup and... ham.'' He awaits the order.
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [Waiting for actions!]
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2012, 07:08:41 pm »
OK then, who will cook this guys order?
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Re: Roll to Work at a Subway Restraunt [First customer!]
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2012, 09:41:15 pm »
Paul pats his hands on his jeans, and starts to make the order.
"Alright pops, one... sandwich. Comin' right up!"
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