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[Johnfalcon99977]

This young man stands in his room. For 13 years he has endured without a name, but today he shall finally be chistened something by forces unknown.

What shall that name be?
>_

Spoiler: Stuff that you should read (click to show/hide)

Yeah, another Homestuck Sburb adventure. Because those are really original, right? However, it seems that I'm more likely to keep updating these kinds of adventures, and I have a thing for coming of age and stupid drama stuff, so I guess I have no reason to not make these. I mean, its still likely to end up like all my other adventures (I.E. Rotting and dead) but you can never strike gold if you don't pick up a Pickaxe, eh?

I also feel like listing somethings down that you should keep in mind.
1. All the characters are made by myself, and there will be no "suggested characters" or anything like that. I'm sorry, its just that its easier for me to write pesterlogs and stuff for my own OCs, you know?

2. Pictures like the one above will only be occassional, and for stuff I think would need a picture. I don't have the time to make a picture for every action.

3. Don't expect updates every other day. I have life and homework, and even my own RPG to run right now. I'll update when I can, but that may not be as often as some people like.

4. We don't talk about number four.

[Trapezohedron]

The guy somehow reminds me of Nathan Fillion, so he's Nathan Fillion.

[Furtuka]

Número Quatro

[LordBucket]

What shall that name be?

Armless Dude Kapoor

[Powder Miner]

Smug Looking Dumb!@#

[Johnfalcon99977]

Smug Looking Dumb!@#

What? n-

Armless Dude Kapoor

Its not that you don't have arms, its ju-

Número Quatro

Do you LOOK li-

Nathan Fillion

Gah! Its close enough to a name! Just need to make a few adjustments...

Your name is Nathan Smith, and you just love Life! You have plenty of interests. Most notably You love planes and pretty much all forms of aviation. You have plenty of Posters and stuff about planes, as you can see. You are a fan of various TV shows, although they mostly consist of Crime Scene Investigation rip spin-offs. You room is lightly littered with items related to your interests. Your chumhandle is estaticAviator.

You do have various chests and drawers that may or may not have items in them.

>_

[Trapezohedron]

> Retrieve Arms from Chest.

'cause every good Homestuck adventure starts out with gags.

[LordBucket]

>_

Find a mirror and admire the awesome cutie mark on the shirt we're wearing.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Find a mirror and admire the awesome cutie mark on the shirt we're wearing.

Y-you don't any c-cutie marks! Its just a sun! You mean, you totally don't even watch MLP or anything having to do with it! Truely! But we should totally stop talking about that and do something else which doesn't have anything to do with Ponies.

> Retrieve Arms from Chest.

Well, you don't have any "arms" in your chest, but you open your chest anyway. Inside you find a  MODEL PLANE CONSTURCTION KIT, WRENCH, A BASIC MECHANIC'S GUIDE, A SWISS ARMY KNIFE, some random BITS AND BOBS, and a SHOW GUIDE for MY LITTL-... Uh, actually no, theres nothing else in there. AT ALL.

[Furtuka]

>Show us the book young man.

[werty892]

>Activate computing device.

[GlyphGryph]

Retrieve PENGUIN from CLOSET. Add PENGUIN to STRIFE MODUS

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Show us the book young man.

Uh, you take out the BASIC MECHANIC'S GUIDE. You read this for the sweet knowlage it contains and everything, but now you've moved on to more advanced stuff so yeah. You captchalogue it at ARTIFICALLY WELL-ILLUMINATED anyway, just in case. You use a LIGHT MODUS for your SYLLADEX. The concept is fairly simple, in order to take an item out you need to be at the same level of light that you captchalogued it at. Well, you don't have anymore books about anything here.

Thats all you need to say on that.

>Activate computing device.

... And anyway you should likely get on pesterchum so you can talk with your friends. You boot up your computer to see that someone is already wanting to chat with you. Looks like this will be a fairly busy.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

-- tacticalGambler [TG] began pestering estaticAviator [EA] --
TG: Hey, Nat, you there?
TG: I need you to help me out here.
EA: yeah, what is it?
TG: Its fricken CM, being mildly excited to play this stupid game
TG: And considering her, thats saying an AWFUL lot.
EA: which game?
TG: I don't know, Suburbs or something similar.
TG: Not that I care much at all
EA: you mean sburb?
EA: thats suppose to be an awesome game!
TG: Oh god, not you too.
TG: She already told me all about the peice of shit
TG: I don't need you repeating it to me all over again.
EA: Don't be like that man
TG: Don't tell me how I should be
TG: I can do that on my own, thank you very much.
EA: But maybe if you gave the game a try with her?
TG: Fuck. That.
TG: I have better things to do then to fuck around with some stupid overhyped building sim.
TG: I'm guessing that you like that kind of stuff, since you called it awsome,
TG: So you get yourself a copy somehow.
EA: Well, I am expecting it in the mail pretty soon.
TG: Good.
TG: Then just tell her to lay off me and play it with her
TG: Problem mother fucking solved.
EA: Why are you so grumpy today?
EA: I mean, what your doing is nothing out of place for you, but you seem extra dicky today.
TG: Its nothing goddamn it, leave it at that
EA: Did LC decide to dump you?
TG: I SAID ITS NOTHING.
TG: Just go die in a ditch now.
-- tacticalGambler [TG] ceased pestering estaticAviator [EA] --

Yeah, LC probably dumped him. The've been together for a while now, but recently she was talking about how he "didn't feel right" anymore. Looks like she choose now to say it. Yep, just some more Drama to add to the pile between your friends. Anyway, that conversation brought up Sburb which you should've got in the mail by now! You've been waiting for this game for a little while, and you can't wait to play the Beta.

>_

[Furtuka]

>Show us your secret thing at the bottom of the chest lad. We know it's there

[LordBucket]

Call LC. Tell her you're excited about the game too and ask if you can come over to her house to watch her sexy body play the game.

Sburb which you should've got in the mail by now!

No. It definitely hasn't arrived yet. Pity. Better call LC.