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Only military equipment

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Nothing at all, just produce

1 (5.3%)

EVERYTHING! Walkmans, food, cars...

11 (57.9%)

Total Members Voted: 18

[Dragor23]

So, a takedown.

[Dragor23]

You switfly grab the AK, unload the weapon and then struggle a brief moment to take it away from the guard.
It's successful, so you ram the stock right in his celiac plexus, causing him to gargle and faint.
You grab your equipment and get into your combat uniform. Feels good.
"Wow... That was... pretty good."


Shot in the leg (patched up) two shots in the guts (patched up), on pain killers (little weary)

Ak-47 : Assault rifle. High damage, high recoil.
Combat uniform : The combat uniform has no protection against damage, but it gives you storage for 5 clips ammunition and 3 grenades.
Combat knife : A sharp knife. Can also cuts tins open. Or you can break windows with it. Or just stab someone.
Bandana : It don't gives you infinitive ammo, but it looks cool and keeps sweet away from your eyes.
Cigars and lighter : Cuban. Neat.

I wonder how bullets taste?
*bite*
Oh shit!

Current Status of base :
Crude warehouse
Merc Points : 1600
Population cap : 8/10
Combat Unit Level : 6
Intel Unit Level : 2
Cantine Level : 3
Medical Unit Level : 0
R&E Level : 0

Base Inventory :
AK-47
5,45 x 39 mm Ammunition

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

1. Strangle guard to death.
2. Take off the guard's uniform and wear it if it fits. Cover your face with a scarf or whatever so you won't be recognized.
3. Put dead guard into your old cell.
4. Close cell door if you can.
5. Look for any guns besides your AK, if you find a pistol give it to the Doc' to hide on his person.
6. Tell the Doc' you're going to get out of here by pretending to be a guard with a prisoner. The doctor being the prisoner.
7. Try to persuade him to put handcuffs on so he actually looks like a prisoner.
8. Lead the doctor out and finish the mission.

[Dragor23]

The guard has no "uniform". He's a simple bandit, meaning he's wearing a bright yellow t-shirt, a beach printed on it, and jeans.
Not only his clothing style is horrible and you will never wear this, they don't fit you anyway.
"They will soon find out, that we broke out."
"Why?"
"This place isn't so big. Probably all in this cave heard the door."

Shot in the leg (patched up) two shots in the guts (patched up), on pain killers (no effects)

Ak-47 : Assault rifle. High damage, high recoil.
Combat uniform : The combat uniform has no protection against damage, but it gives you storage for 5 clips ammunition and 3 grenades.
Combat knife : A sharp knife. Can also cuts tins open. Or you can break windows with it. Or just stab someone.
Bandana : It don't gives you infinitive ammo, but it looks cool and keeps sweet away from your eyes.
Cigars and lighter : Cuban. Neat.

Blah blah.


Current Status of base :
Crude warehouse
Merc Points : 1600
Population cap : 8/10
Combat Unit Level : 6
Intel Unit Level : 2
Cantine Level : 3
Medical Unit Level : 0
R&E Level : 0

Base Inventory :
AK-47
5,45 x 39 mm Ammunition

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

1. See if there are any extra weapons, if so give it to the doctor.
2. Fire 1 shot into the ground.
3. Grab unconscious guard and use him as a meat shield.
4. Leave wherever you are with your meat shield
5. Shoot anyone you see while walking away with the doctor and meat shield.

[Dragor23]

You think it's a brilliant idea to let your guard down, so you search for weapons for the doctor.
A Makarov Pm is found, so the doctor is now armed and ready.
Then you just pointlessy waste ammunition with shooting in the ground.
Not so bright, a pistol bullet nearly hit your head.
The other bandits are here, who heard the door bashing.


Shot in the leg (patched up) two shots in the guts (patched up), on pain killers (no effects)

Ak-47 : Assault rifle. High damage, high recoil.
Combat uniform : The combat uniform has no protection against damage, but it gives you storage for 5 clips ammunition and 3 grenades.
Combat knife : A sharp knife. Can also cuts tins open. Or you can break windows with it. Or just stab someone.
Bandana : It don't gives you infinitive ammo, but it looks cool and keeps sweet away from your eyes.
Cigars and lighter : Cuban. Neat.

*blam blam*
Fuck yes! See that crow? SEE THAT CROW?

Current Status of base :
Crude warehouse
Merc Points : 1600
Population cap : 8/10
Combat Unit Level : 6
Intel Unit Level : 2
Cantine Level : 3
Medical Unit Level : 0
R&E Level : 0

Base Inventory :
AK-47
5,45 x 39 mm Ammunition

[Dragor23]

New Poll

[Dragor23]

Come on, it's not too hart to think about a logical reaction.

[RAM]

Point the open end towards the other people and squeeze the knob against the adjacent barrier.

[TaiwaneseRedneck]

Do it.

[Tack]

Ahem- shoot them.

[Geen]

Shoot them.
WITH BULLETS.
FROM A GUN.

[TaiwaneseRedneck]

Find a scope to beat someone to death with.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Guys this is dead look at the last update.

[Tack]

Maybe it's funny to beat the horse?