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[TolyK]

Start freeing everyone, tell them that every guard they incapacitate nets them a bottle of vodka, stroll out of here in pure swag mid-chaos.

You're... the only... prisoners... here?
Wait, when did that happen?

(( Dont do that, we need to check for more guards first. ))
Walk ahead until I can see all of those cells or see a guard, whichever comes first.

You see a wall, with a smooth place in it...

_{This is going to end horribly.}

Yep.

And also assist in wall kicking!

Kick the wall and make it give up the secrets of the past.

Assist in kicking the wall

... which these guys start kicking.

Soon the whole group follows suit.

You stop when you hear a blaring sound from hidden speakers.


Intercom: Seismic activity sensed. All non-backup personnel report to emergency exits. Paths will be shown. Evacuation imminent. ... Seismic activity sensed. All non-backup personnel report to emergency exits. You dopes just follow the glowing light-emitting diodes. ... Seismic activity sensed. All non-backup personnel yadda yadda yadda ...

Spoiler: Don't look, 'cause you don't deserve it (click to show/hide)

Code: (Achievement Unlocked) [Select]

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║ Non-natural Non-disasters ║
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Try to find a structural map of this dungeon.
There must be one! I mean, fire exit? 

You see a bunch of LED's going in the opposite direction of your former movement.

[Scelly9]

Awww hells yes.
Follow tha lights!

[Tiruin]

"At least we didn't Nethack our legs..."

Follow yon sign!

High five Phantom for that idea!

[Toaster]

Nerds use Kick Wall.  It's super effective!

Go to the light

[Tsuchigumo550]

Follow the liiiight...

[Phantom of The Library]

_{Yeeeeeeeeeeeesss}


Reciprocate high-five and proceed to MC Hammer Slide down the hallway in the direction of the LEDs.

[Yoman987]

Run the way the LEDs show, like a SENSIBLE PERSON.

Backup personnel? Like, Data Backup? I could get something outta that...

[TolyK]

You run back, pass your old place (and kick the guards in the head for good measure ), and in a very short while get to an elevator and stairs.

[Theodolus]

Is the elevator locked at all or is it just a standard elevator with a standard call button? If it requires a keycard try the two keycards I procured and try calling the elevator.

[TolyK]

It has slots for a yellow keycard, a blue keycard, and a red keycard.
Hold on while I type up the list of floors. You meanwhile choose which card to put in, or to go via stairs ()

[Tsuchigumo550]

Check over keycard device for any way to rewire or take control of systems (using Hardware Specialty)

[TolyK]

You see no way to unmount the panel, and the wall seems thick. Couldn't do this without high-quality tools.
_{As is typical of Blaze...}

Besides, your group has a yellow keycard (actually two ) why not use one?

And I'm still not finished writing all the floors. Really.

[Theodolus]

Slide a yellow keycard. Wait for the elevator while humming annoying elevator tunes.

[TolyK]

Slide a yellow keycard. Wait for the elevator while humming annoying elevator tunes.

You do that, and luckily for the others the elevator comes down quick.

Spoiler: Floors (click to show/hide)

Code: (Floors) [Select]

58 Defense Systems
57 Defense Systems
56 Defense Systems
55 Defense Systems
54 Defense Systems
53 Defense Systems
52 Defense Systems
51 Defense Systems
50 Defense Systems
49 Reactor Core #4
48 Reactor Core #4
47 Reactor
46 Reactor
45 Reactor
44 Reactor Core #3
43 Reactor Core #3
42 Reactor Core #3
41 Reactor
40 Reactor
39 Reactor
38 Reactor
37 Reactor Core #2
36 Reactor Core #2
35 Reactor Core #2
34 Reactor
33 Power Routing
32 Sensors
31 Reactor Control
30 Reactor Control
29 <No access>
28 AI Development
27 AI Development
26 AI Development
25 Supercomputers
24 Supercomputers
23 Marketing
22 Marketing
21 Marketing
20 Weaponry Labs
19 Weaponry Labs
18 Café
17 Arcade
16 Mess hall
15 Mess hall
14 Computer lab
13 Restaurant
12 Free area
11 Free area
10 Game deveopment
9 Game deveopment
8 Game deveopment
7 Game deveopment
6 Arcade
5 Visitor Center
4 Visitor Center
3 Visitor Center
2 Visitor Center
1 Main Entrance
0 Open Arcade/Club
U1 Open arcade
U2 Main Power
U3 Main Power
U4 System Power
U5 System Power
U6 Main Power
U7 Power Routing
U8 Systems Control
U9 Systems Control
U10 <No access>
U11 Administration
U12 <No access>
U13 Power Routing
U14 Power Routing
U15 Power Control
U16 Bioengineering
U17 Bioengineering
U18 Bioengineering
U19 Bioengineering
U20 Bioengineering
U21 Bioengineering
U22 Sensors
U23 Reactor Core #1
U24 Reactor Core #1
U25 Reactor Core #1
U26 Sensors
U27 Prison + Sensors
U28 Prison + Sensors
U29 Toxic waste


Current floor: U28

[Tsuchigumo550]

Nikolai votes for Weaponry, AI development, Arcade, then GTFO. In that order.