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[Tiruin]

Be inconspicuously-like-a-prisoner as I haven't acted to help the others.

Follow Watchman and the other guy in the uniform.

"Are we there yet?"

[TolyK]

Inventory:
(everyone has prisoner uniform unless stated otherwise)

0. Scelly9 - (In hall):
 - Bloody pen
 - metal bar
1. Tiruin - (In hall):
 - tazer
 -
2. Toaster - (In hall):
 - Toner-in-a-box
 -
3. Watchman - (In hall):
 - Pistol (6 in clip + 6 extra)
 - Bulletproof vest
4. Theodolus - (In hall):
 - Lockpicker (slightly used)
 - Yellow keycard
 - Green keycard
 - metal bar
 - Guard outfit (grey police uniform)
5. Yoman987 - (In hall):
 - Rubber band ball.
 - Guard outfit (grey police uniform)
 - Tazer
 - yellow keycard
6. Phantom of the Library - (In hall):
 - wooden club with nails
 - Metal bar
 -
7. Tsuchigumo550 - (In hall):
 - Shockstick
 - guard outfit (grey police uniform)
 -

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UNOWNED:
 - guard outfit (grey police uniform)
 - piece of paper
 - assorted crap (no use)
Keep going? Or what?
And for you hackers, you'll get your chance starting in Episode 1, don't worry.

[Tiruin]

Keep going.

Then say: "What?!" as I notice the severe distaste in the aesthetic background of this whole place. They lack those little details.

[TolyK]

Yeah, they don't really care about giving prisoners a grand view.
The Blaze Corporation doesn't like to waste money.

Oh right, that's who you were working for before. Blaze. But why are you down here? Some sort of accident?

[Theodolus]

Grab the piece of paper and see if anything is written on it. Put a guard outfit on and grab the other tazer. Act as a 'rear guard' for the 'prisoners' to try and make the purported prisoner transfer more realistic. Keep moving along towards the outside world.

[Toaster]

Grab the keycard and stuff in the pocket of one of the guys dressed as a guard. We might need that!

Take the taser and give it to Yoman.  He needs it for his guard bit.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Nikolai is getting bored.

I need some vodka, I feel... dangerously sober.

I thought I had a uniform- if one isn't taken, take one, if all get taken, SHOCK EVERYTHING NON-FRIENDLY

[Yoman987]

Take the Taser from Toaster and straighten up my uniform. Im a pristine bastard.
Look ahead; what's down the hall?

[Phantom of The Library]

Attempt to remember past via application of neural signals to hippocampus.

[TolyK]

We need to get out. Any ideas?
I will attempt a distraction. Pass paper to other cell?
there are a couple options here, 1have one cell distract the guards while the other attempts to pick the lock with a paper clip 2 use the rubber band to launchand knocksomethingover distracting the guards, possibly combine with1 Any other ideas/have picking skills?
I can pick the lock, but I need a minute or two to get the tensioner bent in to shape correctly.
But I don't think we can keep the guards distracted that long. Picking usually takes about 20 seconds, min.
They'll probably hear you trying to pick, too.  I'm telling you- get one of the cartridges open.  The toner could be used for either throwing in eyes or a fireball if anyone has a spark.  Hey, does anyone have a spark?
Might be able to get one from the clips. rub em on the walls, ignite newspaper, stuff in pipes, pretend theres a fire?
Only need a minute to get the tensioner bent in to shape. Picking the lock should be easy enough after that. But getting them to not hear us might be a problem. Fake a sickness and jump them when they open the door?
But how should we distract him while you pick it?
Have the other group distract the guards while I pick the lock in here. If we can get them both in there we should be able to get out of here quickly and overpower them between the eight of us.
If we could get one of them in here, we could taze or shoot the other one.

I decided to give Yoman the tazer, seeing as Theodolus already has good stuff.
Updated the last inventory (will also copy to OP from time to time, I guess?)

Grab the piece of paper and see if anything is written on it. Put a guard outfit on and grab the other tazer. Act as a 'rear guard' for the 'prisoners' to try and make the purported prisoner transfer more realistic. Keep moving along towards the outside world.

Did that.

Nikolai is getting bored.
I need some vodka, I feel... dangerously sober.

(That's the spirit... ba-dum-tish! Are you RL bored, or ingame?)

Take the Taser from Toaster and straighten up my uniform. Im a pristine bastard.
Look ahead; what's down the hall?

You do that.
Down the hall there are more cells. It curves, so you can't see too far.

Attempt to remember past via application of neural signals to hippocampus.

(So glad you rolled a 1, since I'm still writing up the backplot, even though I know what it is )
Your neural signals miss, and instead you feel a longing to kick a wall...

[Tsuchigumo550]

Start freeing everyone, tell them that every guard they incapacitate nets them a bottle of vodka, stroll out of here in pure swag mid-chaos.

[Yoman987]

(( Dont do that, we need to check for more guards first. ))
Walk ahead until I can see all of those cells or see a guard, whichever comes first.

[Tiruin]

Try to find a structural map of this dungeon.

There must be one! I mean, fire exit? 

And also assist in wall kicking!

((Don't you dare tell me this is going down, the Nethack way!))

[Phantom of The Library]

Kick the wall and make it give up the secrets of the past.

_{This is going to end horribly.}

[Scelly9]

Assist in kicking the wall