Turn 3: Toonces the Driving Cat
[6, 6, 6, 2]
MunkehCat, wanting to waste no time, grabs the keys to his Invisible Race Car! Louie, Goshcat, and Fluffykinz hop in! MunkehCat floors it and heads straight for the Kathouse!
"I has no time! Pedul to teh medul!"
He floors it! Goshcat cowers in the back seat, trying to forget the Horrible Doglick. He cowers so hard he falls asleep.
Fluffykinz pipes up. "Turn leff heer. Is shorrcut!" MunkehCat floors it again. He rises a hill- wait, it's a ramp!
The car smashes through the roof of the Kathouse! Fluffykinz is ejected outside!
[2, 3, 5, 6] Louie smashes straight through a table. Ouch! [-5 HP] MunkehCat bounces roughly on the ground! [-3 HP] Goshcat, despite being asleep, lands gently on his feet! He is unharmed and somehow no longer dogmussed, but asleep! Fluffykinz lands outside in a dumpster- yuck! He is unharmed, but filthy.
Goshcat: Status lost:
Doglicked! Status gained:
Asleep!Fluffykinz: Status gained:
FilthyThe invisible race car is smashed to bits all over the Kathouse. Everyone is staring at you.
[6] Catleos, ignoring the departing group, instead focuses on his mastery of TECHNOLOGY! "I haz cheezburger... and I haz cheezburger... I could haz..."
Thunder rolls in a cloudless sky.
"...a SOOPER CHEEZBURGER!" He unleashes a maniacal laugh! Everyone nearby shrinks back! He springs to work! His fur stands on end! Lightning flashes from his hands! He has created...
"I HAZ SUPERCHEEZBURGER!"
Items lost: Cheezburger x2
Item gained:
SUPERCHEEZBURGER![3]
Emperorcat (perhaps wisely) forgoes riding in the invisible race car and instead struts his stuff down the promenade. Sadly, there are few ladies out for him to lay his smooth moves on. The only possibility is an old crosseyed cat with a limp.
Should he stay or should he go?
Catleos[29/30 HP]
Inventory: Old Screw,
SUPERCHEEZBURGER!Special:
Master of Technology MunkehCat[27/30 HP]
Inventory: Bottle of Pills [8]
Special:
Pill Popper Emperorcat[30/30 HP]
Inventory: None
Special:
Arousing Goshcat[30/30 HP]
Inventory:
CheezhatSpecial:
Scavenge Asleep Louie[25/30 HP]
Inventory: None
Special:
CHEEZBURGER? Fluffykinz[30/30 HP]
Inventory: None
Special:
EVERYTHING. Filthy