Turn 7: Didn't Get BetterPunch the fishman again. Ask it to stand still first.
[7-1] vs [7-1] You politely ask the fishman to stand still. It refuses, so you try to punch it anyway. It refuses again.
[1+2] vs [5+1] You once again dodge spears like a boss.
+1 Punching
Now Dabbling Puncher!
+1 DodgingStabilise myself.
[2] You try out our brand new, simpler stabilization system. You take one damage.
-1 HPSpeaking of recovery, Try to recover!
[1] You slip even deeper into unconsciousness.
[5] You vaguely feel yourself resting on something soft.
Stabilise self, try to crawl away.
[1] You hack up blood.
-4 HPAppear, name self Roger, the Basket Carrier. Find Nirur's fishman, diving tackle it to the ground before Nirur punches it.
You are too late- Nirur has already attempted to punch the fishman that killed your father. Or that is secretly your brother. Or that saved your life that one time.
Look, whyever you're after this fish, somebody already tried to punch it. Just not very well.
[3-1] vs [5-1] Then again, you know what they say about glass houses. Or maybe you don't, having simply been told you'll be stabbed anytime you bring up somebody else's faults.
Defend Nedenir Adaros! Fend off all attacks going to our general direction, that passes by our location, which may mostly pertain to the one attacking him.
If possible, aid him in his matter.
[10+2] vs [9+3-1] A fishman stabs at you, distracting you long enough to whip his spear around and bash you in the side of the head with its rear. Everything goes dark.
+3 Dodging
Now Dabbling Dodger!
-1 HP
+1 Max HP!
Now unconsciousTerrance walks out of the castle, recently being trained in peasantry for 75 gold coins. He looks around, to see if there was gold to mine, trees to chop or towers to build, saying "Ready to Work."
A guard shovels you towards the courtyard. You keep an eye out for marauding purple elves or hulking flesh behemoths, but mostly just see a really big werewolf, some skeletons without a necromancer, and some
murlocs small fishmen.
Unfortunately, nobody gave you a hammer or militia gear. Bah.
Everyone's dead or faffing around.
Rather Dashing (Darvi)
Not on fire, doesn't smell much
1/1 HP
+0 Dodging (3/4)
+0 Summoning (1/4)
-Woodcutting Axe-, -2 Attack, +1 vs Heavy, +1 vs Mobile
Nedenir Adaros (Caellath)
Peasant sheepdog
-5 HP Wound
-6/4 HP (0/4)
+1 Dodging (7/8)
+1 Shield Bashing (1/8)
Crude Fish-Spear, +1 Attack
-Iron Dagger-, +1 Attack, +1 vs Heavy, +1 vs Mobile
xSmall Iron Shieldx, +0 Defense
Forsith Ligamen (Tiruin)
Shaved black
0/2 HP
Palisade Chunk, -5 Attack, +3 Defense
+0 Dodging (1/4)
Nix Dumac (NRDL)
Dusty mud
-4 HP Wound
-8/3 HP (2/3)
+0 Dodge (3/4)
+0 Shivving (0/4)
Rusty Iron Shiv, -2 Attack, +1 vs Mobile
Sam Jr. (Nirur Torir)
14 Farmer
1/1 HP
+1 Dodging (1/8)
+0 Punching (0/4)
Roger (lawastooshort)
BASKETS OF MYSTERY
1/1 HP
Worthless Uselessson (Toaster)
Catapult Rejected
-4 HP Wound
-8/3 HP (2/3)
New stabilization system! Also considering switching to a much more granular, fluid exp system for opposed rolls. Would require major rebalancing of the current numbers, though.