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[TCM]

You live in the small town of Ciderville, Georgia. It is boring. But then you see the light. And now the journey begins.


Name:
Title: (Priest, Missionary, Pope, King, Emperor, The Real Original Gangsta', etc.)
Appearance:

Title of Religion:
Deity(ies):
Major Doctrine(s):
Title of Houses of Worship: (Temple, Holy Building, Camp, Rendezvous, Bar, Chuck E. Cheese, etc.)

[zombie urist]

Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Doctrines: Shop till you drop

[TCM]

Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Doctrines: Shop till you drop

Sound alright, but you still need to fill out the first part with the Name, Title and Appearance.

[thatkid]

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.

[TCM]

You are Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III, The Real Original Gangsta'. You are a willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, who has a habit of wearing pocket protectors.

You have titled yourself: "The Real Original Gangsta' of 'Consumerism', a religion based around constant buying of goods and services via capital. Consumerism has a main doctrine titled 'Shop Til' You Drop!' Religious services and rituals are done in a huge store called the Wal-Mart.


Important Stuff:

You currently have 40 Consumers at your Wal-Mart.
Cider-ville has a population of 6000.
You need to select a Deity (or Deities) of Consumerism.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: ?


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 40
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

[cerapa]

We have two deities, polar opposites, but also very similar. They are Pepsi and Coca-Cola. There are frequently fights over which is the better deity, but Consumerism states that it does not matter. It only matters that you buy as much of either as possible.

[TCM]

You Proclaim that the Deities of Consumerism are Pepsi and Coca-Cola. Pepsi controls peace and tranquility, while Coca-Cola controls action and vitality. And you buy a lot of both of them.

The Consumers bow to you. "All hail Tupac Biggie, the Real Original Gangsta'.

The Consumers continue to buy branded products. A young man named Sampson approaches, and asks how he may spread the word of Consumerism.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: ?


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 40
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

[Armok]

> tell him to buy a book on marketing.

[Mr. Palau]

> tell him to buy a book on marketing.

[mcclay]

Also tell him to buy more things and to convince other people to buy more things.

[thatkid]

> tell him to buy a lot of books on marketing.

Elegant in its simplicity. By purchasing the books, he furthers his devotion to the faith. By reading them, he learns to proselytize.

[TCM]

You tell Sampson to buy a book on marketing. "I shall, Mister O.G." He bows deeply, before going to browse Wal-Mart's Book Selection, currently having a 'Buy 1 Book, get the 2nd 50% Off' Sale.

You continue to tell people to buy things.

A carpenter and a teacher converted to Consumerism.

Your consumers ask you which week of the day is the Sabbath, so they can devote that day to Consumerism.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: ?


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 42
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

[ComradeGafarov]

Monday, the day of the Monday Monday One Day Only Sale.

[TCM]

You tell your Consumers that the day of the Sabbath is the 'Monday, Monday: One Day Only Sale!' Monday.

A few days progress. You gain 5 more followers.

One of your followers has been diagnosed with cancer. She asks you for help, with the power of Consumerism.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: ?


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 45
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

[ComradeGafarov]

Tell her to BUY a cure, like a true consumer.