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[TCM]

You instruct her to buy the Cure, like a true consumer. She replies that she has spent all of her Capital buying other Material Goods, to please Pepsi & Coca-Cola.

A group of outsiders have visited your Wal-Mart. They are interested, but skeptical of Consumerism.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: ?


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 45
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

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[thatkid]

Tell her that by working hard and buying more, she may yet be saved. If not, she will die a hero, ever remembered in the annals of Consumerism as a reminder of how the greatest good is found in those who rely on their own purchasing power over that of others.

Suggest she purchase a copy of Atlas Shrugged, if she doesn't have the money for a cure.

[TCM]

She receives your order and buys a copy of Atlas Shrugged. She reads it, and dies after page 23. The Consumers are in mourning.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: Pepsi & Coca-Cola


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 45
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

[Armok]

> comfort food, probably chocolate, is the proscribed cure for that.

[TCM]

The Consumers buy chocolate to comfort themselves.

A storm is coming in a few days, that could potentially damage Wal-Mart.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward "Tupac Biggie" Belruse III
Title: The Real Original Gangsta'
Appearance: A willowy man with thick-rimmed glasses, incredibly pale skin, and a habit of wearing pocket protectors.
Title of Religion: Consumerism
Title of Houses of Worship: Walmart
Doctrines: Shop till you drop
Deities: Pepsi & Coca-Cola


Consumerism:

Leaders: Edward 'Tupac Biggie' Belruse III
Consumers: 44
Area of Influence: Ciderville, Georgia.

[Armok]

construct redundant wallmarts.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Have your customers buy wooden boards to reinforce the walmart
EDIT: Necromancy. Oops.

[Powder Miner]

Buy sandbags yourself and put them around the building, too.

This is amazing thread.