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[ComradeGafarov]

Call again, and order an employee to DESTROY Diane.

[RAM]

I think that we have established that it works over the phone, although it may not be healthy to operate that way. Possibly it is due to the range...

Find three people, preferably people of means, and preferably people who are ethically opposed to yourself. Instruct them to give you weekly reports of their progress. Instruct one to learn magic, another to develop psychic abilities, and the last to gain superpowers. Worth a try at least...

[ComradeGafarov]

Command the PRESIDENT to give you the NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES.

[fergus]

Command the PRESIDENT to give you the NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES.

We would have to TALK to the president first.

[Mr. Palau]

Command the PRESIDENT to give you the NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES.

We would have to TALK to the president first.

yep.

[Nega]

Command the PRESIDENT to give you the NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES.

We would have to TALK to the president first.

yep.

Look up any information that might say that the president will make a public appearance. Let's get started on controlling everything.

[Vorthon]

I know! See if works on yourself! Stand in front of a mirror and try to give yourself an order!

It'll either produce some kind of psychic feedback, or it'll do nothing at all.

[bitesh]

I know! See if works on yourself! Stand in front of a mirror and try to give yourself an order!

It'll either produce some kind of psychic feedback, or it'll do nothing at all.

Or make your head-a-splode. It's a gamble...

[Furtuka]

Determine if there any noteworthy wars/rebellions occurring in the world

[ComradeGafarov]

We never found out if it works on the deaf.

[Lillipad]

I'll be updating in a bit, just wanted to respond to some stuff.

We never found out if it works on the deaf.

You looked up the information for where to find the deaf. Some things will be delayed depending on how large it would be to type out the suggestion and outcome.

I know! See if works on yourself! Stand in front of a mirror and try to give yourself an order!

It'll either produce some kind of psychic feedback, or it'll do nothing at all.

I'm going to establish this now, it's not psychic or telekinetic powers. And yes, bitesh has it mostly right. Long distance orders and hearing your own orders intentionally damages your body. Long distance less so. If you were to record an order, then listen to the recording, you'd have to be hospitalized.

Command the PRESIDENT to give you the NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES.

No.

[Vorthon]

I know! See if works on yourself! Stand in front of a mirror and try to give yourself an order!

It'll either produce some kind of psychic feedback, or it'll do nothing at all.

I'm going to establish this now, it's not psychic or telekinetic powers. And yes, bitesh has it mostly right. Long distance orders and hearing your own orders intentionally damages your body. Long distance less so. If you were to record an order, then listen to the recording, you'd have to be hospitalized.

So it's sort of like the Bene Gesserit Voice, only innate instead of trained?

[Lillipad]

Yes. That's not to say it can't be trained, but it really doesn't do much to do so.

[Wayward Device]

Investigate whether our handwriting has any mind control properties. Also, acquire a dictaphone (highest volume and recording quality possible) and pair of earplugs. There all sorts of fun experiments we could do with this (and from a safe distance, too). Finally, how old are we? What is our name? Where do we live? What do we look like?

[mcclay]

Call bank
Tell them to give us all their money
Tell them to forget this ever happned

PROFIT