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Mr. Dwarfinton

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You are the leader of an angry clowder
« on: April 28, 2012, 08:41:54 pm »
That's right, you are the leader of an angry clowder. You command an army of 4 cats who roam around in the forest of the town Trebon. You each share a hatred of humans. How will you go about this?

Spoiler: Your army (click to show/hide)

Info: Town population: 2, 745.
Human slaves: 0
Size of your clowder: 5, including yourself.
Cat generals: 1 - You.
Agriculture cats: 0
Fighting cats: 4
Worker cats: 0
Diplomatic cats: 1 - You.
Skills: Fighting cats : Scratch - Used to fight
Bite - Used to fight
Frightening meow - Can scare away enemies
Guerilla tactics - They are trained in guerilla tactics and gain a bonus in ambushes.
Diplomatic Cats
Mind control - You use your natural cuteness to turn humans into slobbering slaves.
Persuasion - You can persuade cats to be part of your clowder.
Scratch - Used to fight
Bite - Used to fight
All cats
Scratch.
Bite.

WHO ARE YOU?
Name:
You gain in extra skill in a specific department, what department?:
Fur color:
Base: A.) An abandoned house.
B.) A cave that you and your clowder received after defeating a bear in battle. Never forget the 10 cats who gave their lives to take down the bear.
C.) Fields.
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 09:39:29 pm »
Name: Chairman Meow Zedong
Extra Skill: Fighting
Fur Color: Tabby
Base: B.) A cave that you and your clowder received after defeating a bear in battle. Never forget the 10 cats who gave their lives to take down the bear.
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 09:42:02 pm »
Quote from: thatkid on April 28, 2012, 09:39:29 pm
Name: Chairman Meow Zedong
Extra Skill: Fighting
Fur Color: Tabby
Base: B.) A cave that you and your clowder received after defeating a bear in battle. Never forget the 10 cats who gave their lives to take down the bear.
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 11:03:59 pm »
Check to see if this world conforms to either "Dwarf Fortress", "Dungeons and Dragons", or any other setting in which felines are feared.
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 11:06:52 pm »
You are the great leader of your clowder, and your name is CHAIRMAN MEOW ZEDONG. At a young age you were captured by HUMANS who tried to tame you. The next day they ended up with their throats slit and their cat gone. Your assassination taught you skills in how to FIGHT. After taking off you recruited 14 cats and headed to a cave, your future base of operations. However a foe lied in wait and 10 of your most ferocious warriors perished at the hands of a great, hairy beast. To honor their memory you scratched their names into the cave wall near the entrance. Tiger, Pumpkin, Waffle, Toast, Flower, Subject 15, Onion, Edward, Clarence and Bill will never be forgotten.

NEW SKILL FOR CHAIRMAN MEOW: Terrifying Meow
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Quote from: RAM on April 28, 2012, 11:03:59 pm
Check to see if this world conforms to either "Dwarf Fortress", "Dungeons and Dragons", or any other setting in which felines are feared.

You rake your feline brain for information about whether your clowder will be feared. It appears that cats aren't considered terrifying. But the humans will learn.

The info organization is really bad. Please excuse that
« Last Edit: April 29, 2012, 12:06:14 pm by Mr. Dwarfinton »
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 11:21:52 pm »
Find a TASTY HUMAN to feast upon.
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2012, 11:37:35 pm »
Announce your presence in this territory!
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2012, 12:12:48 pm »
YOU and your CLOWDER are hungry and HUMAN FLESH is the tastiest flesh. Outside your cave you see 3 HUMANS walking around. There is a CHILD, a FEMALE and a MALE. What do you order your clowder to do?

You are hungry!

You announce your presence in this territory at a nearby bird. The bird is unfazed as you meow at it. Last mistake it will make.

You are no longer hungry!

Note: I'll add in the info when I have time to make it look better.
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Re: You are the leader of an angry clowder
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 01:59:55 pm »
Migrate NORTH.
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