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Aklyon

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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2012, 11:23:52 pm »

Investigate how empathy works.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2012, 11:25:06 pm »

Error: No unclassified data on file. No trusting Human specimens of the appropriate social grouping to speak to.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2012, 11:25:36 pm »

Approach the human figures.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2012, 11:26:56 pm »

Approach the human figures.
Stealthily.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2012, 11:28:58 pm »

Involuntarily terminate the three bipedal beings for the good of yourself.
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2012, 11:43:17 pm »

Utilise language: Spanish.
Instruct human figures to disclose their identification.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2012, 11:57:33 pm »

You attempt to stealthily approach the humans. This is difficult, as you are standing in an open field with flora no taller than shin height. Thankfully, there are several trees between you and them, and they are more preoccupied with the tree you uprooted several minutes ago. You reach the edge of the grove. The three humans are approximately ten feet away from you; they are, as you suspected, human children. Approximate estimates of age are: 13 (tallest, female); 9 (middle, male); 7 (middle, male). The youngest has the binoculars out and is peering through them towards the west; the female child is gesturing to the uprooted tree and toward the west while speaking with the others in what sounds like High Common, though the exact words are unclear. You can more closely observe her weapon; it appears to be a light flechette pistol, good for soft targets, but incapable of penetrating beyond your biological layer.

You have an unexplained violent urge, but ignore it. You suspect that exterminating human children is not Mission Parameter 1b.

You call out in Spanish, "Identificar vosotros mismos." You briefly wonder if it would have been better to use the "Latin American plural 'you'" as opposed to the "Spanish plural 'you'", before realizing that it is unlikely that the children will understand pure Spanish, as words descended from it only compose approximately 28% of High Common.

((Note: from this point on, all language will be rendered in English for all of our sakes. This can be assumed to be High Common unless otherwise stated.))

The children turn rapidly to face you. The eldest draws her weapon, gesturing at the others. The youngest bolts off across the field, heading north. The other two stand and confront you. The older of the two responds, "Who the hell are you?"

What do you do?

((As an aside, I'm going to copy as much relevant information to the OP as I can, and update it when you get new information.))
« Last Edit: April 29, 2012, 12:00:29 am by Flying Dice »
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2012, 12:01:10 am »

Confiscate the WEAPON.
Fire NON-FATAL shots at the CHILDREN.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2012, 12:01:54 am »

Ignore the humans, go find the hugh-manns. :P

Response: "Who the hell do you think I am?!"
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2012, 12:19:38 am »

Error: Conflict between "weapons" and "non-fatal".

You respond, "Who the hell do you think I am?!"

The children are bewildered, staring at you in confusion. You rush at them, covering the ground between you in less than 1.5 seconds. The girl fires a reflexive burst from the needler; the flechettes impact slightly below where the heart would be located on a human and stick in your biological layer, stopped by the alloy beneath. You grasp the stumpy barrel of the needler, directing it away from yourself and the children as you twist it from her grip.

You quickly back up, standing four feet from the two children. You reach up with your free hand, plucking out the three flechettes from your chest and toss them to the side; the punctures have sealed before they hit the ground, though there are now three small holes (~2mm in diameter) in your jumpsuit.

What do you do?
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2012, 12:24:18 am »

DESTROY the child for attacking you. Shoot the other children in NON-VITAL areas.
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« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2012, 12:26:31 am »

No, Capture them for the greater good. Of your mission.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2012, 12:31:34 am »

Say in the most grandiose fashion imaginable"I am a mighty robot, sent from the stars to accomplish my mission!"
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Re: You are an artifical organism : A suggestion game
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2012, 12:37:34 am »

PTW, looks interesting.
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« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2012, 12:37:42 am »

You consider killing the girl and crippling the other. As the thought appears, your sensory outputs are cut off.

MIU-34C-001 in violation of Mission Parameter 0: [REDACTED: LEVEL 3 SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED]

Partial personality purge initiated...

...completed. Functionality will now resume.


You feel rather strange, as if something were... missing. The two children look at you strangely. More so than before, that is. You speak, "Come vit me iv you vant to live." You are unaware of the origin of that strange accent, and quickly remove it from potential future verbal communication, and shake your head briefly, before speaking again, "I am a mighty being. Take me to your leader!"

You notice movement to the north.

You feel calmer, for some reason.

As you reach out your free hand towards the children, a portion of a branch above your head explodes. Focusing on the movement to the north, you can detect three adult humans, one adolescent, and one child with the current settings on your optical sensors.

What do you do?
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