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bombzero

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Find entrance/make entrance to the ship.
Kill all Zarts expect for onr.
Tie him to the ship by a rope.
Drag him over the ground until you reach a cornfield.
Be the facepeeling fairy.
Return to humans
???
PROFIT
everyone is happy.

yes, we need to be more standoffishly intimidating than simply eating corpses.
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You crawl to the edge of the gunship and peer over. You can see an opening and swing down. You land in the cabin in front of a startled Zartrali trooper in unpowered body armor. You punch forward with such force that his head is ripped clean off, soaking your arm in orange blood. The headless corpse topples into the far wall as you kick at the second, seated soldier. His chestplate is crushed and you hear his ribs shattering; your kick bends the back of his seat and dents the wall. His (her? You wonder how to tell...) eyes roll back as blood flows out of his mouth. You see what looks like a hatch leading to the cockpit and deploy your nanite blade.

It takes you 2.1 seconds to cut a gash in the door; you deactivate the nanites and grip it with both hands, ripping it out of the frame. You hear multiple impacts on the other side of the door; it appears that the copilot has drawn his sidearm. You push forward, carrying the door with you, and slam into him. You hear a wet crunch as you reach the front of the cockpit, glancing over at the pilot who looks at you with what you presume to be fear in his eyes, although you aren't quite sure. You glance around the door and release your grip on it. The gunship is considerably lower, only a few meters off the ground, and headed straight for the forest. You grab the pilot by the neck and rip him out of his harness, dragging him back into the cabin. You jump.

0.3 seconds after jumping out, you notice that you are on course for a pine tree, so you swing the babbling pilot around to your front, turning yourself parallel to the ground and planting your feet on his chest. You bend your knees, grab him by the neck and ankles, and ignite your rocket boots. A moment later, you slam into the tree, it the anvil and you the hammer for the pilot's iron. The tree is rocked by the impact and begins to topple, giving you an incline to slide down. Releasing your grip on the pilot's corpse, you surf him down the tree, leaving a trail of blood and scaly skin down the entire length of the trunk. As you land, you notice several of the humans staring at you.

10 railgun rounds loaded
Full laser capacitor charge
9 minutes 48 seconds left of rocket boot use left; currently cooling.


What do you do?

((You didn't have anything to use for a rope, so I did the next best thing I could think of.))
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #122 on: April 30, 2012, 11:15:27 pm »

Oh god that was mouthwateringly delicious.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #123 on: April 30, 2012, 11:33:36 pm »

brush dirt off your shoulder and walk over to the group. Say "Loot the ship and then bring it down." Walk into the forest and chill.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #124 on: April 30, 2012, 11:50:31 pm »

Estimate resources required to make gunship suitable for human use in resisting Zartral.

Empathise with Zartral Pilot.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #125 on: May 01, 2012, 12:46:55 am »

Estimate resources required to make gunship suitable for human use in resisting Zartral.

Then loot it.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #126 on: May 01, 2012, 05:46:45 am »

But if the corpse is intact enough put your foot on it's head (you know those Captain Morgan commercials) and activate rocket boots for about 2 seconds.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #127 on: May 01, 2012, 06:33:07 am »

Explain to humans your need for organic matter for repair. Advise them to look away as you 'dispose' of the dead Zentrali.

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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #128 on: May 01, 2012, 07:01:17 am »

You did not suffer enough damage to require additional biomass to conduct repairs. All you will need is more time for your self-repair systems to work. Turning around, you see that the gunship has crashed through multiple trees and is currently lying on its side at the end of a long trail of fallen trees and disturbed earth. You can see no major damage; there are a number of dents and a few small rents in the hull, but the turbines are intact; you estimate that you could possibly turn it upright, making it usable. Unfortunately, you do not know how to pilot it. After a brief round of inquiry, you determine that none of the humans have flown anything before. After searching the downed gunship, all the man-portable equipment you find are the weapons and gear of the two troopers and the copilot. There is also a plasma cannon mounted in the cabin door, but if you remove it it will only have enough charge for a few shots, and you cannot duplicate Zartrali power systems at the moment. You think that you could possibly fly the gunship if you had enough time to examine the controls and practice, however, this would take at least an hour or two and would necessitate a human staying behind to guide you to their base.

What do you do?
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #129 on: May 01, 2012, 07:17:48 am »

Request human presence.
Restore gunship to operational state.
Learn operation of gunship with commentary for the purpose up updating human piloting capabilities.
Pilot gunship to location that is remote from crash site, Zartral holdings, and human base while providing commentary on piloting procedures.
Relocate to human base.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #130 on: May 01, 2012, 08:25:40 am »

Request human presence.
Restore gunship to operational state.
Learn operation of gunship with commentary for the purpose up updating human piloting capabilities.
Pilot gunship to location that is remote from crash site, Zartral holdings, and human base while providing commentary on piloting procedures.
Relocate to human base.

And make sure to disable any tracking thingies you find.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #131 on: May 01, 2012, 08:45:55 am »

Yes, disable all tracking devices.
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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #132 on: May 01, 2012, 09:00:03 am »

Broadcasting the location of your military assets would seem to be counterintuitive and locating a secret component on something that you don't understand sufficiently to operate that, while designed to be located, probably only operates in that capacity occasionally would seem unlikely. But don't let my personal sense get in the way of fun!
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« Reply #133 on: May 01, 2012, 12:51:36 pm »

You tell the humans that you are going to attempt to recover the gunship, and ask one to stay with you to guide you back to base. They hesitate for a moment, but one steps forward, nodding. The others continue towards the northeast at a quick walk. After several minutes of effort, you manage to right the gunship and climb into the cabin. It appears that you damaged the copilot's console and communication controls when you breached the cockpit, but the pilot's controls are still functional, as is the sensor display. It appears that the gunship's IFF transmitter is still active; thankfully, Zartrali is one of your known languages, and you are able to locate the switch to deactivate it. You do so.

Over the course of the next 20 minutes, you run something which you hope approximates a systems check and preflight checklist, maintaining a running monologue to the human, describing the functions of the various controls. He seems unsure; you realize that most humans will not be able to operate complex machinery for which they are untrained without hours of instruction and training. You think that all critical systems are functional, and note that the second XO rocket pod is still fully loaded. The chin-mounted autocannon was crushed by the impact, but the UV laser projectors to the left and right of the cockpit are still functional. You take off, and ask if he knows a location a few hours from their base that could be used to hide the craft. He says that he does, and gives you a bearing, telling you to fly for about three hours and look for a small, heavily wooded ravine, which apparently houses a supply stash. He goes into the cabin and straps in, as the copilot's chair is heavily damaged, and you tilt the nose of the gunship forward, accelerating over the forest. There is no sign of Zartrali pursuit; you hope that they believed the craft destroyed, though they will likely discover the crash site before noon. You do not know what sort of orbital sensor platforms they have.

~~

5:47 am local time.

You reach the ravine, and land the battered gunship. With the human's help, you retrieve camouflage netting and gather fallen limbs, spreading them over the top and sides of the gunship to break up its lines, pegging the netting to the ground. The human indicates that their base is roughly 2 hours and 25 minutes to the southeast at a fast walk, and asks if you are ready to go. You take a moment to reload your railgun from your pack, and answer in the affirmative. While you walk, you talk to the human, questioning him about human and Zartrali holdings in the area. He doesn't have a great deal of knowledge, saying that with a few exceptions, most of their group and the others they know of stay close to home. Other than the Zartrali outpost near the ambush and another in the mountains, he has only vague knowledge. As for humans, apart from his group, there are two more living in the same complex, as well as a fourth living in a smaller bunker to the north, and another which managed to return a coal mine in the same area to limited operation. He says that there is an old, pre-Invasion map of the area back at home, with a number of current data marked.

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You arrive at the base. You can barely see old concrete, heavily overgrown with vegetation. A hidden guard calls out a challenge, " and the human with you responds. He and you enter the base through a large airlock with (opened) heavy steel blast doors. You see a few humans lounging around the entrance corridor, cleaning weapons and talking. Several look up and stare at you. A door at the far end opens into a larger room. Old brown and greenish stains run down the walls, and a band of faded blue paint is marked [US-SC 003].
 


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Re: You are an artifical organism : Bodies Surfed: 1
« Reply #134 on: May 01, 2012, 12:55:54 pm »

Ask to see whoevers in charge.
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