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Auning

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A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« on: April 28, 2012, 09:35:33 am »


An unconcious enemy with nothing but a hood on his head. Being the legendary axeman I am, I repeatedly slam my greataxe into his head. Me hacking at his head actually went on for about 10~ pages before I decided to give him a punch to the face. When I saw it kill him, I lost it. :P A great axe has nothing on fists!
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 09:37:03 am »
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I am never using axes again.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 10:05:41 am »
dafuq?!?
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 10:52:02 am »
That's funny because I was an adequate axeman and I sliced an elf's head clean off of his shoulders in one strike with a copper axe. 
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 11:03:48 am »
the sharp end is on the other side of the axe Urist.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 01:11:39 pm »
How much fat was on this guy's head?
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2012, 01:51:58 pm »
The Random Number God hath smiled on thine fists.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2012, 03:17:09 pm »
happen to have fought any mummies?
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2012, 04:11:34 pm »
The axe loosened the skull. The fists were the anvil hitting the even bigger anvil.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2012, 04:29:15 pm »
Quote from: RAKninja on April 28, 2012, 03:17:09 pm
happen to have fought any mummies?

I doubt he'd have incapacitated a Maceman that well then.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 28, 2012, 04:11:34 pm
The axe loosened the skull. The fists were the anvil hitting the even bigger anvil.

Or the wool became stuck on the axe, softening all hits. Don't forget the importance of regular weapon maintenance, kids.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2012, 04:30:08 pm »
Or maybe he decided to let him live, but unknown forces made him keep hacking, and so he fought it to it would not kill>
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2012, 09:08:25 pm »
IT KEEPS HAPPENING. TEETH > AXE

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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2012, 09:17:14 pm »
How damn hard is your character biting?

Also: knives > all
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2012, 11:56:17 pm »
Quote from: Chagen46 on April 28, 2012, 09:17:14 pm
How damn hard is your character biting?

Also: knives > all

Yeah, it's a shame that it's so hard to find one with good quality modifiers.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2012, 11:58:43 pm »
Quote from: Auning on April 28, 2012, 09:08:25 pm
IT KEEPS HAPPENING. TEETH > AXE


i warned you about the axes bro.

i told you dawg.
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