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[Argonnek]

We're a bastard. Simple rudeness will not suffice.

Get in line for coffee, and bitch about it to the guy behind us. Especially if it's only a few people and moving quickly. Yell "move it, asshole!" and other similar things to the person right in front of us as much as possible, even though they have no way of really affecting the line's speed. Once we get to the counter, take a very long time to decide what to drink.

When we have received our beverage, scream that it's not what we ordered, smack it onto the ground, and demand a refund and a free drink. If at all possible, yell so loudly that nobody else can enjoy themselves. Argue with them until we get our drink (which we say tastes awful no matter what) or until we are forced to leave through time constraints, police intervention, or failure of the vocal chords.

As a finale, we must "accidentally" destroy something and run out the door.

[Edmus]

We're a bastard. Simple rudeness will not suffice.

Get in line for coffee, and bitch about it to the guy behind us. Especially if it's only a few people and moving quickly. Yell "move it, asshole!" and other similar things to the person right in front of us as much as possible, even though they have no way of really affecting the line's speed. Once we get to the counter, take a very long time to decide what to drink.

When we have received our beverage, scream that it's not what we ordered, smack it onto the ground, and demand a refund and a free drink. If at all possible, yell so loudly that nobody else can enjoy themselves. Argue with them until we get our drink (which we say tastes awful no matter what) or until we are forced to leave through time constraints, police intervention, or failure of the vocal chords.

As a finale, we must "accidentally" destroy something and run out the door.

+ 1
Oh God...
If this happened to me, I...
You sir a a bastardery genius.

[Donuts]

We're a bastard. Simple rudeness will not suffice.

Get in line for coffee, and bitch about it to the guy behind us. Especially if it's only a few people and moving quickly. Yell "move it, asshole!" and other similar things to the person right in front of us as much as possible, even though they have no way of really affecting the line's speed. Once we get to the counter, take a very long time to decide what to drink.

When we have received our beverage, scream that it's not what we ordered, smack it onto the ground, and demand a refund and a free drink. If at all possible, yell so loudly that nobody else can enjoy themselves. Argue with them until we get our drink (which we say tastes awful no matter what) or until we are forced to leave through time constraints, police intervention, or failure of the vocal chords.

As a finale, we must "accidentally" destroy something and run out the door.

YOU BASTARD!!! Anyways, 1+ (Sorry about typing 1-, my keyboard glitches sometimes

[Argonnek]

I'd hate to see this die. I want to see the consequences of my (apparently very bastardly) suggestion.

[Aklyon]

And I want to see if we can be like the BOFH in our IT job.

[lordcooper]

Whoops!

Sorry guys, I totally forgot about this

I gotta shoot out for a bit, but I'll update this when I get home.

[Heavy Weapons Pony]

How have you managed to not get home for two days!?

Anyways I'm all for Argonnek's suggestion.

[Mullet Master]

BUMP. We need more bastard actions!

[ComradeGafarov]

Find your boss' car and crash it into the coffee shop.

[OscarComrade]

Or kick your boss in the chest.

[Mullet Master]

Headbutt your boss and kick him in the chest!

[OscarComrade]

Pick him up and toss him into a nearby wall. While he is down, kick him in the head. This will kill him.