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Author Topic: You are The Batpenguin  (Read 12344 times)

NobodyPro

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2012, 06:29:45 am »
Quote from: ComradeGafarov on April 28, 2012, 02:38:33 am
Harvest DELICIOUS OIL, perform SUGGESTIVE ACTS with OTHER PENGUINS, make COLD HARD CASH, move to RUSSIA NEW ZEALAND.
We must show the sheep that we are the dominant race!
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Darvi

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2012, 06:31:59 am »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on April 27, 2012, 10:48:32 pm
Leave water to live in the woods where you are safe from whales.
Damn you. DAMN YOU I SAY!
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2012, 07:27:57 am »
Avoid penguin city like plague. Is foul lie, just a bunch of guys sitting around on eggs. Screw that crap.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2012, 08:40:25 am »
Build a ramp. Use it to learn to fly.
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Flying Dice

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2012, 08:41:48 am »
Hostile takeover of penguin city, followed by construction of nonsensical oil wells and refineries in New Zealand and Siberia.
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2012, 08:48:58 am »
I second the ramp. Build. Perhaps fashion some sort of rocket as well. Make sure to bound off balloons for extra height.
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ansontan2000

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2012, 09:18:27 am »
Oh, and remember to dodge the massive iceberg that killed the first penguin that learnt to fly!
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2012, 09:32:42 am »
Waitwaitwait. Not just ramp. Build mass driver out of ice, become first penguin in Earth orbit.
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Megaman

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2012, 12:56:50 pm »
NEW OBJECTIVES:
GET TO BLOODY NEW ZEALAND
TAKE OVER PENGUIN CITY
BECOME OIL BARON
START SPACE PROJECT

You frantically write this down in your note book, jump into the water, and swim to Pengiun City

Brr, it's cold! [-10 temp]
Man, I'm hungry! [+10 hungitude]
Hey, this swimming thing ain't that hard! [+1 swim skill]
I is tireder [+5 sleepitum]
You arrive at the city gates. The gaurd yells to you from his post and says, "Oi! What you doing heeeerrrreeeee?"

Temp: 40

Hungitude: 10%

Sleepitum: 5%

Spoiler: skills (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Known locations (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2012, 12:59:23 pm by Megaman »
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LordBucket

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2012, 01:00:48 pm »
Tell him that we're here to invade the city, and ask him to hurry up and open the gates for his new penguin overlord.
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Blizzlord

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2012, 01:12:21 pm »
Do you have access to penguin magic?
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2012, 01:15:06 pm »
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 28, 2012, 01:12:21 pm
Do you have access to penguin magic?
Magic doesn't exist, silly.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2012, 01:19:35 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 28, 2012, 01:15:06 pm
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 28, 2012, 01:12:21 pm
Do you have access to penguin magic?
Magic doesn't exist, silly.
Which world are you from? Where there is fantasy, there is magic. Even DF has necromancy.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2012, 01:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 28, 2012, 01:19:35 pm
Quote from: Megaman on April 28, 2012, 01:15:06 pm
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 28, 2012, 01:12:21 pm
Do you have access to penguin magic?
Magic doesn't exist, silly.
Which world are you from? Where there is fantasy, there is magic. Even DF has necromancy.
Magic doesn't exist, silly.
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Blizzlord

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2012, 01:23:22 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 28, 2012, 01:20:46 pm
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 28, 2012, 01:19:35 pm
Quote from: Megaman on April 28, 2012, 01:15:06 pm
Quote from: Blizzlord on April 28, 2012, 01:12:21 pm
Do you have access to penguin magic?
Magic doesn't exist, silly.
Which world are you from? Where there is fantasy, there is magic. Even DF has necromancy.
Magic doesn't exist, silly.
Which world are we in? Reality or something conjured on the forum?

Because there is no penguin city in reality.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!
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