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Author Topic: You are The Batpenguin  (Read 12346 times)

Megaman

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You are The Batpenguin
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:05:50 pm »
(Ready for another forum game that will never be finished?)

You are a Penguin. It's cold. Wat you do?

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Colditude: 50(100 is BURRRRN, 0 is FREEEZZZEEE)
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 02:05:40 pm by Megaman »
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Hello Hunam

Heavy Weapons Pony

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 10:13:34 pm »
Become Arctic Penguin by going to Antarctica
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Quote from: Dragor23 on February 27, 2012, 10:41:16 am
Ahhh, yes... Killing the ecosystem of a other planet and burn the product as fuel... Simply brilliant 

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 10:14:26 pm »
Light a fire with our 5 skill in firemaking.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 10:14:34 pm »
Pick some apples.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2012, 10:17:13 pm »
It's true, I am a penguin.
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 10:32:38 pm »
Migrate north to Siberia
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2012, 10:48:32 pm »
Migrate to New Zealand. New Zealand penguins are adorable.

Leave water to live in the woods where you are safe from whales.
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2012, 11:13:15 pm »
Use PENGUIN STRENGTH to drill for DELICIOUS CRUDE OIL. Sell it for MONEY on the BLACK MARKET.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2012, 11:15:31 pm »
Fish GET.
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Quote from: Montague on February 16, 2012, 01:29:59 pm
Quote from: Gizogin on February 16, 2012, 01:17:56 pm
When I was reorganizing my inventory to fit all by books on life and death into various bags and things, I looked at my inventory and saw that I was multigrasping a necromancer slab.  It was pretty hilarious.
I think that would be an excellent way to impart the critical lessons of life and death to the ignorant masses.

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 11:18:30 pm »
Recruit more penguins
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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 11:20:47 pm »
You are the last of the Fluffy-Ruffy Arctic Pinguin tribe. [+10 cold resistance, -5 heat resistance]

You are in your cave, with nothing but a parcel of Penguinfood and your penguin-optomized walking stick. You tire of spending your life alone in a dank cave, and desire to find a place to be accepted. But where?

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Hello Hunam

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 11:34:39 pm »
Break the ICE. Check for DELICIOUS OIL.
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GlyphGryph

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 11:39:14 pm »
ZEALANDS
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2012, 11:39:39 pm »
Quote from: ComradeGafarov on April 27, 2012, 11:34:39 pm
Break the ICE. Check for DELICIOUS OIL.
My agreement, this gets it.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2012, 11:41:20 pm »
I agree with comrade, dig for oil!
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