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Author Topic: You are The Batpenguin  (Read 12331 times)

Furtuka

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2012, 09:50:12 pm »
Recruit penguin followers based off the avatars of people in the thread and form a resistance!

Or just recruit generic penguins

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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2012, 02:22:35 pm »
Set fire to UNCONSCIOUS GUARD.
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Megaman

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2012, 11:53:58 pm »
Oh hey, an update.



You fade into the dark alleys, obtain a black costume out of nowhere, and become BATPENUIN. But something seems wrong. You turn around, and are greeted by unconciousness

You wake up tied to a chair in a dark room, and sitting infront of you is a man with a mask on. He asks, "What are you doing in my city?"


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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2012, 11:58:07 pm »
Tell him that he was a fool to have trusted you, and that you are a tidal wave of blood and nightmares poised to spill forth into his world, and that all of his kind are doomed.
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Megaman

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2012, 12:00:46 am »
Quote from: ComradeGafarov on April 29, 2012, 11:58:07 pm
Tell him that he was a fool to have trusted you, and that you are a tidal wave of blood and nightmares poised to spill forth into his world, and that all of his kind are doomed.
He never trusted us with anything?
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2012, 12:02:52 am »
Just say it anyway to mess him up.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2012, 12:11:50 am by ComradeGafarov »
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Furtuka

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2012, 03:10:17 pm »
"Squack! Squawker! Squakem!"
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2012, 09:06:47 pm »
I'm gonna say mine is still a great suggestion.
Do it.
Become Penguin Izual. Massive bonus points if you get the reference.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2012, 09:36:42 pm by ComradeGafarov »
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Furtuka

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2012, 09:27:51 pm »
Ooh! Got another idea!

"What am I doing? I'm the goddamn BATPENUIN!!!"
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2012, 09:58:23 pm »
You say "I am the tide of blood and nigh-"

He kicks you in the face and walks away laughing. "My friends will be back to play with you later! HAUHEUEHEUHEUHAEHHUAEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHUAHEUAHEAU etc."

Oh shit man, what you gonna dooooooo?

Your flippers are tied behind a chair, sitting in front of you is a desk with a copy of torture magazine. You see some kind of shiny object on the floor, but it's too far away to get at it.

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Furtuka

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2012, 10:06:23 pm »
Fall over and smash your face into the shiny
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2012, 10:08:10 pm »
Learn how to temporarily stop your pulse. They won't torture you if they think you're dead.
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raptorfangamer

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2012, 07:18:07 pm »
try to stand up, then try to walk at the shiny object
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #73 on: May 05, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »
NAY THREAD, THOU SHANT DIE!


You fall face first into the shiny object, and OWOWOWOWOOWOOWEOWOWOWOWOWOW. What a stupid idea that was! Now you've got a piece of glass in your forehead, you bloody idiot! But through the throbbing pain in your forhead, you notice that it is eerily quiet outside of the room. No one comes to see what that loud thumping sound was.

What do you do?

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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2012, 01:34:27 pm »
Pretend to die. They'd never torture a dead man. Old trick I learned back in 'Nam.

Failing that, scream as loud as you can, in your best gutbusting facemelter kvlt shred solo style.

Or better yet, kill the next person to come in with the glass.
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