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Total Members Voted: 10


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Author Topic: You are The Batpenguin  (Read 12334 times)

GlyphGryph

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2012, 11:43:47 pm »
Can we at least /sell/ it to the Zealands?
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2012, 11:52:41 pm »
Sell it to Russia.
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Megaman

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2012, 12:02:32 am »
You suddenly aquire several expensive cigars and and a lighter, and begin smacking the ice with your bare flippers.

You quickly realise you won't get anywhere like this

Perhaps you could get... better tools?

Temp: 50

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Sleepytum: 0%

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2012, 12:08:00 am »
Start FIRE to melt through ICE. Check for DELICIOUS OIL.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2012, 12:09:37 am by ComradeGafarov »
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FuzzyZergling

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2012, 12:11:13 am »
Venture out on the perilous journey to Penguin City.
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Edmus

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2012, 12:28:10 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on April 28, 2012, 12:11:13 am
Venture out on the perilous journey to Penguin City.
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2012, 12:30:09 am »
If you cannot harvest DELICIOUS OIL, buy it from PENGUIN CITY.
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Edmus

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2012, 12:35:20 am »
Quote from: ComradeGafarov on April 28, 2012, 12:30:09 am
If you cannot harvest DELICIOUS OIL, buy it from PENGUIN CITY.
Or buy the means to mine it.
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kaijyuu

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2012, 01:24:03 am »
Initiate hostile takeover of Penguin city and take over the oil drills and refineries there.

Then find some cute penguin chicks.
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Heavy Weapons Pony

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2012, 01:52:53 am »
Go to Penguin City

Become fisher.

Sell fish for dosh.

Become rich enough to buy a small building for cooking/breeding/selling fish.

EXPAND.
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Ahhh, yes... Killing the ecosystem of a other planet and burn the product as fuel... Simply brilliant 

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2012, 01:57:32 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 28, 2012, 01:24:03 am
Initiate hostile takeover of Penguin city and take over the oil drills and refineries there.

Then find some cute penguin chicks, dudes, and others for massive penguin orgies in our future oil-filled swimming pool.
This. Shady business practices and sexual depravity are the lifestyle of choice for a classy penguin.
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2012, 02:38:33 am »
Harvest DELICIOUS OIL, perform SUGGESTIVE ACTS with OTHER PENGUINS, make COLD HARD CASH, move to RUSSIA.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2012, 02:46:17 am »
Climb a tree looking for banana.
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ComradeGafarov

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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2012, 03:15:09 am »
Proceed with THE PLAN.
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Re: You are a Penguin
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2012, 03:18:03 am »
Obviously I would take the flight to some place survivable. Sweden? Russia? Canada? I have no idea.
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