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[WillowLuman]

Nah, attacking a diplomat with your military is pretty much garaunteed war. However, so far we've had good relations with them. I think they worship our green glass goods.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

its almost as if you want us to go on a witch hunt.

Hunting me because of golden eyes would be racism. You monster.
Just because of less grey skin (I did look up the colours) and brighter eyes, you would kill me?

Also I am the "oldest" dwarf ever, and trained in battle strategy.

lets face it guys we are racists.
we hate elfs for their pointy ears.
we hate humans bacause they are taller then us.
and we hate goblins because they are green.
i would not be surprised if we would hate you for having golden eyes


ooh wait it was zefon, ooh nvm then we wil hate whatever dwarf you get dwarfed as then

Also, wouldn't golden eyes be a good thing, because gold is worth more?

[GavJ]

Also, wouldn't golden eyes be a good thing, because gold is worth more?

No no no. it means that your EYES are worth more. Not you. And I think we all know where that leads. The same place that merpeople's valuable bones lead, that's where.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Also, wouldn't golden eyes be a good thing, because gold is worth more?

No no no. it means that your EYES are worth more. Not you. And I think we all know where that leads. The same place that merpeople's valuable bones lead, that's where.

Have fun with those eyes. They are actually in the resident were-beast so unlimited numbers, if you want to torture old ladies. You monster.

[melkor]

ooh god lets not start a golden eyes farm pls i was already disturbed when i learned there was a post dedicated to farming merpeople bones

[Lich180]

I was still pretty fresh to Dwarf Fortress when I learned about that. My general reaction was "wow, the techniques used are incredible! What other crazy stuff have people done?" Rather than the usual horror most people would show...

[GavJ]

Also, wouldn't golden eyes be a good thing, because gold is worth more?

No no no. it means that your EYES are worth more. Not you. And I think we all know where that leads. The same place that merpeople's valuable bones lead, that's where.

Have fun with those eyes. They are actually in the resident were-beast so unlimited numbers, if you want to torture old ladies. You monster.

We can do ethical harvesting. Being a werebeast, we probably want to sedate her anyway so you know, she doesn't like kill people and stuff. So all's we have to do is sedate her a few minutes earlier right before the full moon, harvest her eyes, and then they'll almost instantly grow back, and she won't even be awake for it.

No-suffering eye harvesting! Tell your friends.

[WillowLuman]

I'm just waiting for the one unethical overseer to come along who'll try to start controlled infections.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Can you sedate a were-beast? Wouldn't the drug go away when she changes?

[WillowLuman]

The more pertinent question is; are there any randomly generated syndromes in this world than can act as a sedative?

[melkor]

I'm just waiting for the one unethical overseer to come along who'll try to start controlled infections.

to be fair i would like the mountain homes to have a special 'were' part where only the residents with a 'were' tag are allowed to enter

[WillowLuman]

(Which reminds me, should we bring back falcon monsters? The raws for the syndrome are still sitting in the save somewhere.)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

What do you mean by "Falcon Monsters?"

[Ankareth]

If i don't remember wrong, there was a falcon monster generated by cursing (or something like that of) one the humans followers on top of a volcano...

Lot of pages ago, the mystery ravels through the mists of time...

[Lich180]

Happens during Hugo's turn, with Noface if I remember right.