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Hamsmagoo

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How dirty is your mind?
« on: April 26, 2012, 06:27:48 pm »
Look carefully at this screenshot:
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Eric Blank

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 07:45:24 pm »
I think I see what you're getting at...

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The Serpent Woman Tanner necromancer gestures!
The peasant mutilated corpse shudders and begins to move!
The peasant right lower arm shudders and begins to move!
The Serpent Woman Tanner necromancer charges at The Dastot!
The Serpent Woman Tanner necromancer bites The Dastot in the phallus, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle through the cave spider silk mitten!
Serpent man venom is injected into the The Dastot's dwarf blood!
The Serpent Woman Tanner necromancer collides with The Dastot!
They tangle together and tumble forward!

But my mind is this dirty.
I gave every single creature in the game genitals, and now there's a right good chance they're gonna lose 'em in a violent encounter. breasts flying off in every direction.
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Hamsmagoo

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 08:04:12 pm »
That's pretty hilarious.

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 08:09:47 pm »
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on April 26, 2012, 06:27:48 pm
Look carefully at this screenshot:
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Don't see it.
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Monk321654

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 08:24:05 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 26, 2012, 07:45:24 pm
I think I see what you're getting at...

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phallus, mitten!
But my mind is this dirty.
Why do you have a Mitten on your Phallus?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Eric Blank

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2012, 08:33:15 pm »
It's not my phallus, it's some other guy's phallus!

He has a mitten because I opted to give the phallus bodypart the [GRASP] tag. So they wear mittens and wield hammers with their phallus... And punch you with them.
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2012, 08:46:45 pm »
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So they wear mittens and wield hammers with their phallus... And punch you with them.

So...the hammer is his penis?  :P
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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2012, 08:54:13 pm »
Hah, I suppose so.

Better luck than the women have, though. They can lose their cooch but don't get an advantage from it.
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

NonconsensualSurgery

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2012, 01:26:19 am »
That's not a mitten it's a codpiece.
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Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 02:47:23 am
Never had a bat massacre people with an axe before.
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Kilroy the Grand

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2012, 01:31:26 am »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on April 27, 2012, 01:26:19 am
That's not a mitten it's a codpiece.


It's a penis cozy, you uncultured heathen.
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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 04:59:46 am »
is it the fact that the town is called "wetdreams?"
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All is silence. The road is straight, without turning, in darkness. Now let there be an end to all things.

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 08:02:08 am »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on April 27, 2012, 04:59:46 am
is it the fact that the town is called "wetdreams?"
Lol yes.
I love how long it took for someone to notice.  The randomly-generated name for the town is Wetdreams.  It also happens to be on the edge of vast swampland, inhabited by nothing but goblins.  There is also a goblin living amongst the humans in that very house I'm standing by.

Wetdreams is an interesting place.
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davros

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 06:05:37 pm »
I thought it was because of the shape of the road leading up to the keep.
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2012, 07:57:03 am »
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on April 27, 2012, 08:02:08 am
I love how long it took for someone to notice.

We noticed, we were just to busy discussing the benefits of penis cozies.
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Hamsmagoo

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Re: How dirty is your mind?
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2012, 09:24:34 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 28, 2012, 07:57:03 am
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on April 27, 2012, 08:02:08 am
I love how long it took for someone to notice.

We noticed, we were just to busy discussing the benefits of penis cozies.
Understandable.
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