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Loud Whispers

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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2012, 02:19:20 pm »
...The crypt hatch has been taken by invaders?

No.

NO.

NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2012, 03:18:47 pm »
Issue attack gobbo lasher squad order to sword squad.
Realize I forgot to make swords.
Uh-oh...
Lock gates behind them and start making coffins.

There goes my militia....
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2012, 05:50:00 pm »
I'll build weapons and armors after I'm done with this wall, it's to early for sieges to show up anyway.

Next frame: Siege of a few dozen undead.

Uh oh.
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The Unicorn Killer

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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2012, 11:29:44 pm »
O...K. I dug out my lava moat now all I have to do is designate the block holding back to lava to be destroyed and.... Uh-oh....
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2012, 12:21:04 am »
Look at my sig...it took only the time to my 3 Miners fresh out of embark to dig down those 9z lvls...

Necromancer towers are OP.
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2012, 12:27:27 am »
If you embark with 2 well armed axedwarves and a couple of dogs you'll buy enough time to dig in.
I haven't worked out what the next step is, but it seems to require atom smashers.
And live bait.
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2012, 02:59:14 am »
Step One: Forget to built overworld defenses to keep inquiring ambushers away from the fortress proper, and have a skeleton crew military at the moment after a rather Fun titan melted a couple.
Step Two: Most of the population is either involved in parties or otherwise in their workspaces.
Step Three: Discover a goblin ambush in my dining hall far beneath the earth.
Step Four: Their friends get found by a random surface farmer in the farming area.
Step Five: Uh-Oh.
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2012, 07:27:25 am »
Generated a nice world with big rivers, only to embark on top of one of those wide rivers with cliffs on sides, while it was frozen. On the very first day the ice melted. Fun times. :)
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2012, 11:08:30 pm »
That horrible, gut-sinking moment when you realize that you've walled off the forgotten beasts in the caverns - except for that one little corner you missed that they just slipped through on their way to your forges.
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2012, 11:47:54 pm »
I had this vampire killed and his blood went into the main well. Closed it off, but a squad drank from it. Moved their barracks into this square room that was engraved. Walled them in, save for this raised bridge. Gremlin/imps or those little bastards that pull levers pull the lever.. Nothing came out.
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2012, 12:53:55 am »
every time urist mc-gottogetthatonegloveoverthere at the start of every seige/ambush.
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2012, 05:09:58 am »
When you forgot to lock the traders out of the fortress during a siege.

Also, I had one right now noticing a Urist McPenguin avatar on Loud Whispers.
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2012, 11:56:40 am »
"Urist Mcuseless cancels drink, interrupted by Zombie Giant Sponge!"

Oh my g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-d-d-d-d-d-d-!!!!!!!
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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2012, 03:01:46 pm »
My legendary +5 retired vampomancer just imigrated into my fort and started rasing the dead.
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

Loud Whispers

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Re: Uh-Oh moments
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2012, 03:03:14 pm »
Quote from: davros on April 29, 2012, 03:01:46 pm
My legendary +5 retired vampomancer just imigrated into my fort and started rasing the dead.

Were there ravens?
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