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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 06:41:13 pm »
Alright guys, I've managed to gather enough timber from a nearby beaver dam to blockade myself inside the internet cafe. It's getting worse out there. It was hard to make out through the smoke, but before I put up the last barricade I think I spotted a Mountie eating his horse. I found a stash of Poutine and Molson, enough to ration over a few days at least, if it comes to that.
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 07:01:11 pm »
Wow, I was in Canada just a while ago! I'm glad I got away before the rioting star

OH GOD IT'S STARTED IN WASHINGTON
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 07:15:51 pm »
Quote from: kinseti on April 24, 2012, 06:41:13 pm
Alright guys, I've managed to gather enough timber from a nearby beaver damn to blockade myself inside the internet cafe. It's getting worse out there. It was hard to make out through the smoke, but before I put up the last barricade I think I spotted a Mountie eating his horse. I found a stash of Poutine and Molson, enough to ration over a few days at least, if it comes to that.

You better not stay in place!  Are there any abandoned dogsleds near your hideout?
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 07:23:14 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on April 24, 2012, 07:01:11 pm
Wow, I was in Canada just a while ago! I'm glad I got away before the rioting star

OH GOD IT'S STARTED IN WASHINGTON

WHAT! Someone go post an armed guard at wherever Toady lives!!!
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 07:36:42 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on April 24, 2012, 07:01:11 pm
Wow, I was in Canada just a while ago! I'm glad I got away before the rioting star

OH GOD IT'S STARTED IN WASHINGTON
> Memetic Social Unrest Confirmed

>> Beginning Nuclear Saturation Bombardment

....Standby.....

> Washington State confirmed annihilated, outbreak contained.
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2012, 07:47:44 pm »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2012, 08:31:38 pm »
I think it's spreading. I saw a clip of a NASCAR race in Charlotte, and they were turning right.  :o
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2012, 09:16:57 pm »
22/04/2012 01:17 GMT

An anomaly has been recorded with SCP-914.  No physical alterations could be detected on a globe used as input by Dr.██████.  The experiment was repeated with a number of settings, each failing to produce a visible result.  The globe has since been [REDACTED] and Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 has been placed on high alert on the orders of Dr.████████.

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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2012, 09:26:28 pm »
Apparently refugees from Toronto have been rowing across the lake to escape. I heard that US border patrol is going to start guarding the beaches soon, so get out while you still can!
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2012, 09:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Karlito on April 24, 2012, 09:26:28 pm
Apparently refugees from Toronto have been rowing across the lake to escape. I heard that US border patrol is going to start guarding the beaches soon, so get out while you still can!
Transmitting.....

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>>> Orders are to terminate with extreme prejudice.

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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2012, 09:55:00 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on April 24, 2012, 09:49:29 pm
Quote from: Karlito on April 24, 2012, 09:26:28 pm
Apparently refugees from Toronto have been rowing across the lake to escape. I heard that US border patrol is going to start guarding the beaches soon, so get out while you still can!
Transmitting.....

> Connection established to Lt. White, US National Guard.

>> Code Double Black, lethal force authorized against possible infection vector.

>>> Orders are to terminate with extreme prejudice.

-Connection Terminated-
You can't get us all, we have the power of wolverines on our side!
Wolverines don't give a single fuck about your prejudice!
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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2012, 10:01:13 pm »
...Oh my god.
I survived.
I SURVIVED WITH THE POWER OF PUTTING A DND RULEBOOK ON MY ROOF!
Seriously that state annihilator didn't do jack!@#$ to anything.
...But I better get back inside before the rioters destroy everything.
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« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2012, 10:06:18 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on April 24, 2012, 09:55:00 pm
You can't get us all, we have the power of wolverines on our side!
Wolverines don't give a single fuck about your prejudice!
> Deploying Anti-Mammalian Landmines
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2012, 10:39:03 pm »
...I don't know, his "Nuclear Saturation" didn't actually do nything to Washington.... And I'm bunkering in the Washington State Dwarf Fortress Fortress-Bunker! Hah!
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2012, 11:26:51 pm »
So I heard on the news there's a virus going around that makes people think they control the nukes.  ???
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