Cerulean Speedway- Turn Five 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th
Action Phase"Wheeeeeeeee! ~"
Aggressive to the driving!
Try to snatch an item box!
Shy Guy cheers as he crosses the finish line, zooming past it due to the benefit of his modules!
Nothing can stop Shy Guy now!
Nothing!
...what's that wooshing noise?
No matter! As Shy Guy pulls onto Nugget Bridge, he pushes his Kart to the limits, [2]
+1 but his focus is shaken by that damn wooshing noise coming up from behind? What in the...
Gotta drive aggressively now!
"Magnificent! I maintain my position and am in a prime position to break away from the pack!"Vaati careens downhill in
BLUE, trying to trim the twists and turns as closely as possible! [1] He trims it a bit
too close, and his Kart catches the guardrail, losing
ONE Momentum and taking
-1 to Hazard Checks!
Db lets out a low groan as he checks his mirror again to make sure he isn't about to be hit by anything. Drive aggressively, launch shell at vaati.
"Gotta give it to that frilly elf girl, I've seen other dry bones recover slower from a crash then she did. Maybe if I knock that wind mage off the track she was bickering with earlier, she'll stay back to annoy him."Dry Bones begins Driving Aggressively, trying to close ground on Vaati! [2] Although his driving isn't stellar by any stretch of the imagination (and the although the recklessness imposes a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks,) DB is heartened to see Vaati driving even worse ahead of him! He fires off his Green Shell as he bears down on the Wind Mage of Hyrule, [3]
-1+1vs[5]
-1 but Vaati is able to swerve away from the encroaching shell, allowing it to hum harmlessly down the track!
((Launch the nuke Monkey!))
Aggressive driving. Time to put the dead koopa back in the grave!
Zelda is determined to catch up to the incompetent fools ahead of her, [5] skillfully picking her way downhill! She gains
TWO Momentum and a
-1 to Hazard Checks!
...reestablishing connection...
Boss Form Amadeus
drives defensively!
MonkeyKong held the shell in one hand, looking at it puzzled. This was no banana. He gave it a lick anyway - OOOK - tasted a bit fishy, if you asked him. This did little to abate his anger, and he threw the shell as hard as he could at the races still in front of him - MonkeyKong lets out an OOK of suprise as it launches into the air and zooms off into the distance...
More foot to the floor ape like Aggressive driving - Launch the shell.
Inspired by Zelda's performance, MonkeyKong attempts to bolster his downhill plunge, [2] but his racing line is much less efficient than that of the Princess! He takes a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks- undeterred, he launches the
BLUE SHELL! The winged shell zips into the sky, tearing up the track- it will hit at the end of next turn's Action Phase!
1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th
Movement PhaseShy Guy recognizes the telltale whine of an approaching Blue Shell, and drives furiously, hoping to Pull Ahead before it strikes! [1] He is so shaken by his impending doom, however, that he completely loses his concentration, losing
ONE Momentum as he drifts off his line!
Vaati the Wind Mage is navigating the circuitous seaside road in
BLUE! The many small twists, turns, and S-bends provide ample opportunity for a skilled racer, [3] but Vaati is unable to capitalize! He's still got the Momentum to attempt to Pull Ahead, however, [4] and he
SUCCEEDS! He blazes across the start line and over Nugget Bridge, catching up to Shy Guy as he loses
FOUR Momentum!
Dry Bones [5] rises to the challenge offered by the cliff road, taking a perfect racing line and gaining
+1 to Pass Checks! Seeing Vaati Pull Ahead in front of him, Dry Bones attempts to follow, [1] but misjudges a corner, skidding across the dirt and losing
ONE Momentum before he regains control!
Zelda [4] follows Dry Bones' racing line with ease, gaining a
+1 to Pass Checks and moving to pass! [4]
+6+1vs[1]
+4+1 As Dry Bones catches the dirt, Princess Zelda zips through the opening, passing Dry Bones for
Third Place and losing
ONE Momentum!
Boss Form Amadeus [3] takes an average path through the segment, failing to gain any advantage on his competitors!
MonkeyKong [5] duplicates the sensational driving of Dry Bones, picking up a
+1 bonus to Pass Checks! Regrettably, he lacks the Momentum to attempt a pass!
Cleanup PhaseShy Guy takes aim at the Item Boxes at the end of Nugget Bridge, [1]
+1-1 but he isn't even close!
Vaati zooms up Nugget Bridge after Shy Guy, [3]
+1-1 but he just misses the prize parcel!
1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th
Momentum- 1
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEModule Installed-
Speedy,
Featherweight Momentum- 2
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Speedy,
Rubber Band Back Momentum- 3
Item- Star
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDBasic Kart
Momentum- 5
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Compensator Momentum- 4
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDBasic Kart
Momentum- 5
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEModule Installed-
Speedy,
Faulty WeaponsRed ->
Purple ->
Green ->
BlueRED +1 Drive Aggressively, +1 Item Boxes- each success imposes -1 Penalty on following drivers
PURPLE Hazard (+1) or flip, Item Boxes (+0)
GREEN- Long Way- +1 Powerslide, Item Boxes (+2)
GREEN- Bridge (Short Way)- TWO Momentum, Hazard (+1) or flip, spin out or flip make Hazard Check (+2) to avoid Falling Back
BLUE- Powerslide +0, Automatic Racing Check (Movement Phase,) success gets +1 Passing Checks. Spin out or Flip, make Hazard Check (+2) to avoid Falling Back
Note that I do not consider it metagaming to know what is in the inventory of your fellow drivers- you're assumed to have a HUD, and between that and your mirrors it's pretty easy to see what your competitors are attempting. Mind, there isn't much chance of dodging the Blue Shell (actually, it's like 2%) but that's also why you've got a little time to react to it. Your best Blue Shell actions are to try and "pull ahead" or "get item to inconvenience followers" the turn it is launched, and the turn it'll hit it boils down to "Drive Defensively to dodge the bastard" or "Drive close to the 2nd place guy to try and make him share the effects."
This ProTip brought to you by HFS Inc- come for the candy, stay for the clowns!
You may want to update the OP with the new tracks (Mt. Silver, Walughi pinball, and the clock one).
Yes, I should, but I'm sleepy right now- hopefully I'll remember to do it after work tomorrow.