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Author Topic: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway  (Read 246894 times)

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #465 on: May 26, 2012, 04:29:30 pm »

This race has been absolutely lethal. I'm the only person to get a hiccup race 1, and then WHOA SHIT WE GET 4 IN ONE RACE

I no longer feel upset about my hiccup if it's any reward to anyone.

FFS better place high enough for some Coin, or he's going to throw HFS Inc into scandal if he wants his Kart repaired. And then there's the other Sponsors without a driver yet... this could be an interesting metaturn coming up here.

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« Reply #466 on: May 26, 2012, 04:32:37 pm »

I wish it was impossible to even get two hiccups in one turn. That's crazy.
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« Reply #467 on: May 26, 2012, 05:47:40 pm »

Wow.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #468 on: May 26, 2012, 05:51:29 pm »

Action: Inside Track, Aggressive Driving! Pass that Androgynous toad!
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« Reply #469 on: May 26, 2012, 06:19:38 pm »

Ah stop looking at all the negatives and remember the positive. His cart smells pleasantly delicious!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #470 on: May 27, 2012, 04:13:44 pm »

You think you can pass me you anageographic plumber!?  I'll have you biting my dust! Mr. L yelled as his pedal went to the metal, Better make sure those other numskulls don't catch up first though...

Drop two Bananas, and Drive Aggressively along the Inside Curve!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #471 on: May 27, 2012, 10:27:31 pm »

Yoshi Falls- Turn Eleven

1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Action Phase

Powerslide, inner path.

Mario has the lead entering the last lap, and looks to keep it! He Powerslides to the inside, [4]+1-1 boosting ahead with a +1 bonus to Pass Checks!

Drop two Bananas, and Drive Aggressively along the Inside Curve!

"You think you can pass me you anageographic plumber!?  I'll have you biting my dust!" Mr. L yelled as his pedal went to the metal, "Better make sure those other numskulls don't catch up first though..."

The Mysterious Mr. L follows Mario inside, cleaving close to the cliff edge! [3] Unfortunately, he underestimates his speed and has to ease off the gas to avoid flying off the cliff! He takes a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks as he prepares to drop some Bananas!

Power slide along the outer track!

: "No! If I don't make it into the second place this last lap, I'll be reduced to irrelevance like the fate of all Original Characters in fanfiction about video games. I have to get ahead. For the Mushroom Kingdom... and FOR THE GLORY OF PLOT TWISTS!"

Bananas to his left, bananas to his right- rather than risk another Fall Back, Counselor Grimtoad swings outside into a Powerslide! [4]+1-1 His engines spark, shooting him forward with a +1 bonus on Pass Checks! Unfortunately, MML is too far ahead to pass right now.

Action: Inside Track, Aggressive Driving! Pass that Androgynous toad!

Oomph is all business as he races inside, following The Mysterious Mr. L's lead as he cuts to the inner curve! [6]-1 He is forced to give the cliff some respect, as the ink prevents him from accurately gauging how far off it is- but he's a hell of a lot more on target than MML was! Oomph gains TWO Momentum while taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Power Slide, inside track, throw bomb at Mario

Last lap. Last chance for his comeback. Heaven or Hell, lets rock.

"This for this racer to fly!"

Captain Falcon guns his engine as he drifts to the inside track, [6]+1-1 expertly sparking a Powerslide despite flying blind! He surges ahead with ONE Momentum and a +1 bonus on Pass Checks, and although he is too far behind to make a move on Oomph he can certainly tighten the field by taking a shot at Mario!

The Bob-omb flies forward, [2]-2-1vs[5]-1 but Mario is too far ahead, the visibility too poor! The Bob-omb lands on the inner track just behind Mario, and begins flashing dangerously as its fuse winds down!

Bill takes the shortcut in the red section

"Here I come!"

Bill Ryzer heads inside and activates his MUSHROOM, gaining FOUR Momentum and clearing his windshield of ink as he skims across the water! His shortcut brings him past Captain Falcon, [4]+5vs[1]+1+1-1 who has no chance to oppose the blazing Contra veteran! Bill climbs out of the basement into Fifth Place, losing ONE Momentum!




1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Movement Phase

Mario hits the Dash Panel on the inside, gaining ONE Momentum as he speeds away from Captain Falcon's Bob-omb, and clears his windshield of ink!

The Mysterious Mr. L hits the Dash Panel, gaining ONE Momentum as he drops a pair of bananas to slow his pursuit! His cackle of glee is cut short, however, as a Bob-omb suddenly lands on the track in front of him, primed to explode! [3]+1 He barely evades the blast, skirting around to the outside and following Mario down the track!

Fortunately, Counselor Grimtoad doesn't have to deal with the race's second banana-y explosion- he just has to deal with the bananas strewn about the outer portion of RED! [5]+1-1-1 Grimtoad harshly compensates for the pulling of his Kart's supernatural affinity for the yellow peels, moving past the hazard with no difficulties!

Oomph is not so lucky as he must navigate a banana and then an explosive blast in quick succession, [4]+1 [6]+1 but his surprising Kart skills let him breeze past the obstacles! He hits the Dash Panel for ONE Momentum, and is poised for a big run up the leaderboard as he flies up behind Counselor Grimtoad! [2]+7vs[3]+2+1-1 The Counselor has little chance to resist as Oomph rockets past, taking THIRD Place and losing ONE Momentum!

He's not done yet, however, as he sets his sights on The Mysterious Mr. L! [6]+6vs[1]+4 Oomph craftily feints to the inside, and as MML moves to cut him off (and hopefully catch him in his trailing banana) Oomph reverses direction and races past on the outside, taking SECOND Place and losing ONE Momentum!

One more to go, but this time, it's the tenacious Mario Mario ahead- the very same Mario who cost Oomph his Koopaball career many years ago! Oomph streaks to the inside, hoping to beat Mario to the bridge, [3]+5vs[1]+4+1 and cuts in front of him in the nick of time! Oomph claims FIRST PLACE, losing ONE Momentum! With two segments to go, can he hold on?

Meanwhile, Bill Ryzer has taken the shortcut, and now hits the Dash Panels, gaining ONE Momentum! He maneuvers to avoid the Bananas dropped by The Mysterious Mr. L, [2]+1 but catches one with his rear tire, Spinning Out and losing ONE Momentum! His spin sends him toward the precarious cliff edge, [3]+2 but he manages to regain control of his Kart and shakily zoom ahead! Despite all this maneuvering, he still has the Momentum left over to make a move on Counselor Grimtoad, [6]+4vs[5]+2+1-1 and while the Toad makes a valiant effort, he simply does not have the speed to oppose Bill Ryzer! Bill moves ahead, losing ONE Momentum, taking Fourth Place, and closing with the tight group vying for a spot on the victor's podium!

Captain Falcon swerves to avoid the last banana on the segment, [6]+1 and has absolutely no problem with it, hitting the Dash Panel for ONE Momentum! The speed boost gives him enough of an edge to attempt a pass on Counselor Grimtoad, [2]+3+1vs[5]+2+1-1 but the dimension-hopping Toad has been passed quite enough for one turn! He savagely blocks Captain Falcon's pass attempt, forcing the F-Zero vet to languish in last place for another turn!


Cleanup Phase

Counselor Grimtoad is cleansed of the Ink!

TWO SEGMENTS TO GO! The limited number of boxes in PURPLE are the last items that will matter, so it's quite an interesting choice between an item chance or guaranteed Momentum on a riskier route- this could be a close finish!

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Spoiler: The Mysterious Mr. L (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Counselor Grimtoad (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Captain Falcon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Oomph (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bill Ryzer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mario (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #472 on: May 27, 2012, 11:17:07 pm »

Bill drafted if Grimtoad went for the item boxes, and if he didn't he went for a powerslide on the outside
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #473 on: May 27, 2012, 11:35:20 pm »

Db cheers on Oomph while attempting to pick caramel corn out of his teeth.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #474 on: May 28, 2012, 12:50:00 am »

((Oh no not again.))

Defensive driving, go for an item.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #475 on: May 28, 2012, 12:57:44 am »

"It is final countdown!" Oomph sang.

He wasn't exactly sure HOW he had just done what he did. It was almost like he knew what was coming...like he'd done it before...

Knowing he just had to hold for a few more moments, he decided to snag one of the item boxes...one less chance of the meanie blue shell race ruiner hitting him again.

He idly turned his thoughts toward defending his lead...

Action: Outside corner!

Defensive Driving, snag an extra item box to deny mine enemies the same
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« Reply #476 on: May 28, 2012, 01:48:36 am »

Ooh, last place. Now Captain Falcon was really mad. Time to claw his way up, no more mist nice guy. The F-Zero racer hit the gas and braced for inpact.

Inside lane, RAM!
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« Reply #477 on: May 28, 2012, 05:19:41 am »

"It is final countdown!" Oomph sang.

Oh the references!

: "I will NOT be passed again!"

Drive aggressively while aiming for the item boxes!
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« Reply #478 on: May 28, 2012, 11:31:22 am »

How did this happen?!  I'll show you all!!!

Drop the last Banana, and Drive aggressively along the Outer Curve going for the Item Boxes!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #479 on: May 28, 2012, 08:24:34 pm »

Yoshi Falls- Turn Twelve

1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Action Phase

Action: Outside corner!

Defensive Driving, snag an extra item box to deny mine enemies the same


Oomph is at the front of the pack- it's his race to lose! The Koopa breaks into song as he Drives Defensively along the outer path!

"It is final countdown!"

Defensive driving, go for an item.

Mario isn't out of it yet, and conserves his Momentum for the final segment, Driving Defensively as he follows Oomph to the outside!

Drop the last Banana, and Drive aggressively along the Outer Curve going for the Item Boxes!

How did this happen?!  I'll show you all!!!

With a characteristic lack of restraint, the Mysterious Mr. L swings outside, cutting it as close as he can! [5] His instincts are true, granting him TWO Momentum and a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Bill drafted if Grimtoad went for the item boxes, and if he didn't he went for a powerslide on the outside

Glancing in his rearview mirror, Bill Ryzer sees Counselor Grimtoad going for the item boxes, and decides to go into a Powerslide! [3] Frustratingly, he can't get his engines to ignite!

Drive aggressively while aiming for the item boxes!

: "I will NOT be passed again!"

Counselor Grimtoad savagely attacks the course, [5] and perfectly follows the path blazed by The Mysterious Mr. L! He gains TWO Momentum and a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Ooh, last place. Now Captain Falcon was really mad. Time to claw his way up, no more mist nice guy. The F-Zero racer hit the gas and braced for inpact.

Inside lane, RAM!

Captain Falcon snarls under his helmet as he drives inside, planning to use the Momentum boost to ram his foes out of the way!



1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Movement Phase

Oomph is Driving Defensively, and so does not attempt to Pull Ahead!

Mario is also Driving Defensively, maintaining his position in the pack!

The Mysterious Mr. L drops his last banana as he races forward, coming up fast behind Mario! [6]+6vs[6]+4+1 Mario cuts him off at every opportunity, but MML simply has too much of a speed advantage! The Mysterious Mr. L moves into Second Place, losing ONE Momentum and taking a shot at the lead! [6]+5vs[4]+4+1 Oomph's overconfidence is his undoing, as the Green Thunder Strikes Like Lightning, moving into FIRST PLACE and losing ONE Momentum!

Bill Ryzer [5]-1 handily evades MML's banana as he follows the group outside- he's got 4 Momentum, the same as everyone ahead of him- can he find the slight edge he needs to vault ahead?

Counselor Grimtoad [3]-1 screams some very not-child-friendly things as the banana on the track seems to leap toward his wheels- he Spins Out, losing ONE Momentum as the banana peel gets launched into the stands by the spinning wheels!

Captain Falcon bucks convention, heading inside towards its sweet Dash Panels! He bursts ahead with ONE Momentum as he flies into the river, [2]+2 which he manages to ford despite a shaky entrance! Pulling up the track, he sees Grimtoad spin out just ahead, and the Featherweight Kart is too good a target to ignore! [6]+4vs[1]+3-1 The Karts collide with a terrible crash, and Captain Falcon blows on by, taking Fifth Place and losing ONE Momentum! Counselor Grimtoad loses ONE Momentum as his Kart shunts hard to the left, and he struggles to regain control, [4] successfully ending his slide before it turns into a spin!


Cleanup Phase

The Mysterious Mr. L bears down on one of the paltry Item Boxes in the Outside Lane, [3]+2-1 and barely manages to snag one! [6] He begins dragging a Bob-omb behind his Kart- followers beware!

Oomph [1]+2+1 gets an item only through virtue of his careful driving, [1]+1 and snags a Fake Item Box!

Mario streaks toward the last Item Box, [5]+2+1 taking it with no problem! [3]+2+1 He ALSO gets a Bob-omb! This is shaping up to be an explosive last segment!

ONE SEGMENT TO GO! The Item Boxes on the inside are quite useless at this point, but the water hazard may be a safer bet than the banana hazard. Powerslides get a bonus on the outside, and a penalty on the inside- given the sudden abundance of Bob-ombs, your choice of path could have dramatic consequences! It's a tight race, with 4 racers at 4 Momentum, and the 3 Momentum Captain Falcon isn't out of it at the back of the pack- who will win a shot at the Star Cup, and who will have to sit out until next season? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, HERE ON MSN!

LEADERBOARD

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Spoiler: The Mysterious Mr. L (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Counselor Grimtoad (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Captain Falcon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Oomph (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bill Ryzer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mario (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)
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