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Author Topic: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway  (Read 246775 times)

Taricus

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #540 on: June 04, 2012, 06:32:16 am »

"Pfffft. I don't need him around to kick your arse this time around Vaati. I'll see you in HELL."


ROCKET START.
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« Reply #541 on: June 04, 2012, 10:38:23 am »

Play it Safe!
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« Reply #542 on: June 04, 2012, 12:11:38 pm »

Cerulean Speedway- Turn One


Start Your Engines!

Vaati smirks and looks across at Zelda.  Hated boils under the surface, undetectable save for a single slightly twitching eye.
ROCKET START

Vaati the Wind Mage turns to taunt his fellow Hyrulian as he charges his engine!

"Bahaha!  Now's my big chance!  I shall have my revenge here on the course, where that infernal green hero can't protect you!  Prepare to eat my dust, golden princess!"

[3] Unfortunately, he hasn't given the engine enough time to turbocharge before the green flag drops! He pulls forward with no special speed boost, gaining ONE Momentum!

Ook Ook!

Looking round at the racers on the start line, MonkeyKong felt in the mood for some mischief... With a loud OOOK and a slap of his backside, MonkeyKong goes for a ROCKET START

MonkeyKong looks around- the intense focus of the drivers, the serious concentration, the grave forethought... this place needs lightening up! MonkeyKong firmly plants his buttocks on the window!

*slap slap*
"What? What is that noise, is my Kart malfu- oh for the love of Rupees, get that out of my sight!"
"Ook Ook!"

[1] Unfortunately, waving your tookus in the air is not a recommended driving style- when the green flag drops, MonkeyKong is nowhere near the gas pedal! He loses ONE Momentum!

Play it Safe!

Boss Form Amadeus elects to drive conservatively, knowing that he'll be ahead of the foolish monkey- he pulls out of the starting gate with ONE Momentum!

ROCKET START.

Princess Zelda disdainfully regards the arrogant Vaati.

"Pfffft. I don't need him around to kick your arse this time around Vaati. I'll see you in HELL."

[3] Unfortunately, the Princess underestimates how much she can charge her engine- when the green flag drops, she has not built up enough charge to boost ahead! She pulls out of the starting gate at ONE Momentum!

Finally it was time for Db to prove himself on the battlefield. Grinning as he ran a finger along the steering wheel of his bare bones(har har har) kart. Strapping his racing goggles into place,and giving his gloves one quick final tug, he hammers on the gas. Rocket start!

[3] Drybones, unlike the prudent princess and the malicious mage, has overestimated how much charging his engine can take! Acting quickly, he releases the charge before it reaches critical levels- although this saves his Kart, it costs him the Rocket Start, and he pulls away from the Gym with ONE Momentum!

Shy Guy was proud to be here. Proud to represent his peoples. Proud to make win in this race!

But Shy Guy's weapons. They were faulty. His first plans were ruined as he saw them in their state.

But, the kart was fast. Shy Guy knew. If Shy Guy couldn't fight dirty, Shy Guy will fight.

With Speed.


ROCKET START

"Hei-Ho!"

[4] Shy Guy displays the best racing skill of any other racer, expertly charging his engines to boost onto the track! He surges forward with TWO Momentum!



Tie-breaking

Shy Guy is all alone out in front, taking firm hold of First Place!

It's a bottleneck in the middle of the group as Vaati, Zelda, Dry Bones, and Boss Form Amadeus vie for position! [3]vs[4]vs[2]vs[3] Zelda expertly weaves through the cluster, moving to the front of the pack and taking place! She cuts off Dry Bones on her way, who is forced to let off the gas and fall back to fifth! Vaati and Boss Form Amadeus clash for position behind Zelda- [5]vs[2] Vaati isn't about to let the Princess get away that easily! He savagely forces Amadeus into the wall, pushing ahead and securing third!

MonkeyKong peels out of the starting gate- he's got some driving to do to catch up, as the racers pull onto Nugget Bridge!

THE RACE IS ON!

1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Spoiler: Vaati (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: MonkeyKong (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Boss Form Amadeus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Zelda (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dry Bones (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shy Guy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)



Friendly reminder, turns go up every 24 hours with or without your action, so check this thread daily! Good luck out there, racers!

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #543 on: June 04, 2012, 12:24:42 pm »

Slamming his horn a few times as Zelda cuts him off and forcing him behind the giant space ape, Db starts to DRIVE AGGRESSIVELY. At least the other monkeys rear was in his rear view.
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« Reply #544 on: June 04, 2012, 12:38:17 pm »

Well, MonkeyKong knew he now had little to loose by taking things too seriously, so could afford to have some more fun. He had no poop on hand to fling (and it probably wasn't that good an idea, after last time...), so resolved to DRIVE AGRESSIVLY, hoping to find some dash panels or get an item box, if the others didnt get them all first.

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« Reply #545 on: June 04, 2012, 12:52:25 pm »

Vaati snarled as the infernal princess pulled ahead of him.
"Let's see how long you can stay ahead when I, the Grand Wind Mage, am faster than you!"
He drives aggressively, looking to hit the dash panels and item boxes, and pass that accursed Zelda!
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« Reply #546 on: June 04, 2012, 12:57:26 pm »

With two beers balanced on his head, Crank works his way into the stands.  Among these six would be the last two entrants into the Star Cup, and he wanted to know what information could be gleaned from them.  As the race started, he gave a small hop, dropping one of the beers into his mouth.

"There's got to be a better way to do this," he said, spitting out the cup.

Need a Goomba-sized foam dome up in here.
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« Reply #547 on: June 04, 2012, 01:21:41 pm »

((Sorry for forgetting the 50x50 image!

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Shy Guy whistled a shrill tune of excitement. Shy Guy's plan worked! Shy Guy was in the lead!

Now it was time to make sure of it!


Drive Aggressively!
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« Reply #548 on: June 04, 2012, 01:43:15 pm »

I found some images too, if noone can bother to find one, you can use these. :P

---Amadeus
---Shy Guy (Not needed, since it looks like Tiruin went retro! Bravo! :D )
---Princess Zelda
---Dry Bones
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« Reply #549 on: June 04, 2012, 01:44:45 pm »

---Shy Guy (Not needed, since it looks like Tiruin went retro! Bravo! :D )
:))

Thanks so much, Dwarmin/Oomph. Sadly, I'm nostalgic with the one I sent, being the first one I've ever met and played with since I was a wee lad.  :P
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« Reply #550 on: June 04, 2012, 01:47:05 pm »

Thanks Dwarmin, currently posting from cheap phone with limited internet capabilities so pic uploading is a hassle.
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« Reply #551 on: June 04, 2012, 02:43:13 pm »

Zelda let out a laugh as Vaati was caught behind. And mooned by a monkey. Damn, this was going to be a good day.

Aggressive Driving.
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« Reply #552 on: June 04, 2012, 08:57:15 pm »

Pikachu is seen watching the race with Ash, his trainer and his racing mentor. He is currently following monkeykong, as they have the same module and hiccups. Ash says that Pikachu will be able to know what works best and what works the worst. So far Pikachu had learned not to moon the other drivers. This would be an interesting race to be sure.
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« Reply #553 on: June 05, 2012, 09:24:13 pm »

Cerulean Speedway- Turn Two

1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th

Action Phase

Shy Guy whistled a shrill tune of excitement. Shy Guy's plan worked! Shy Guy was in the lead!

Now it was time to make sure of it!


Drive Aggressively!

Shy Guy flies onto Nugget Bridge, aiming to hit as many Dash Panels as he can! [6]+1 He darts back and forth across the track, expertly catching every single Dash Panel! He gains FOUR Momentum as he hurtles toward the Item Boxes with a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Zelda let out a laugh as Vaati was caught behind. And mooned by a monkey. Damn, this was going to be a good day.

Aggressive Driving.

Zelda follows Shy Guy's path onto Nugget Bridge, [3]+1 and although she lacks the aggressive fire of the leader she catches enough Dash Panels to gain ONE Momentum and a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

He drives aggressively, looking to hit the dash panels and item boxes, and pass that accursed Zelda!

Vaati snarls as the infernal princess pulls ahead of him.

"Let's see how long you can stay ahead when I, the Grand Wind Mage, am faster than you!"

[6]+1 Vaati duplicates Shy Guy's mad dash across Nugget Bridge, never slowing as he hits every Dash Panel and bursts ahead with FOUR Momentum and -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

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Amadeus drives defensively, hoping to assure himself of an Item Box!

Slamming his horn a few times as Zelda cuts him off and forcing him behind the giant space ape, Db starts to DRIVE AGGRESSIVELY. At least the other monkeys rear was in his rear view.

[6]+1 Dry Bones isn't about to let a mere human stand in his way! He expertly weaves amongst the Dash Panels, gaining FOUR Momentum and a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Well, MonkeyKong knew he now had little to loose by taking things too seriously, so could afford to have some more fun. He had no poop on hand to fling (and it probably wasn't that good an idea, after last time...), so resolved to DRIVE AGRESSIVLY, hoping to find some dash panels or get an item box, if the others didnt get them all first.

With ground to make up and Dash Panels before him, MonkeyKong resolves to bridge the gap! [1]+1 Unfortunately, his path is less than ideal- after that slow start, Monkey Kong is gonna have to drive hard to catch up now, a feat that won't be any easier with his -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!


1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Movement Phase

Shy Guy is way out in front, and attempts to PULL AHEAD! [6] HE SUCCEEDS, but must now navigate the forest in Purple to maintain the lead! [4]+1-1 He expertly weaves through the trees, completely Pulling Ahead and losing FOUR Momentum!

Zelda is helpless to close the gap as Shy Guy zips ahead- her Momentum is too low! She'll have a devil of a time holding her position against Vaati!

Vaati is roaring up behind Princess Zelda! [5]+5vs[6]+2 Although Zelda maneuvers expertly to block his progress, Vaati's Dash Panel-induced speed is too much to overcome- he passes her on the outside, taking Second Place and losing ONE Momentum!

Boss Form Amadeus is driving defensively, hoping to stave off the racers behind him!

Dry Bones is racing up behind Amadeus, and attempts to pass! [6]+5vs[1]+1+1 It is simply no contest, as Dry Bones easily takes Fourth Place and loses ONE Momentum! He attempts to overtake Princess Zelda, [1]+4vs[3]+2 but again the beautiful Hyrulian displays superb racing instincts, cutting Dry Bones off once more!

MonkeyKong has no Momentum relative to the other Drivers, and risks Falling Back! [5] He manages to keep the rest of the pack in sight as he putters down the course, but if he doesn't get some Momentum soon he'll be in dire straits!

Cleanup Phase

Shy Guy blitzes through the Item Boxes at the end of Nugget Bridge, [3]+1-1 and in his haste fails to hit a single one! [2]-1 He fares no better with the Item Boxes in PURPLE- the outer path in GREEN has plenty, but the risky inner path could fuel another charge! Decisions, decisions...

Vaati comes up on the Item Boxes in RED, [2]+1-1 and also fails to hit any as he whizzes on by!

Zelda [6]+1-1 expertly drifts into an Item Box as she enters Route 25- [3]+2+1 she begins dragging a Bob-omb behind her Kart!

Dry Bones aims for an Item Box, [5]+1-1-1 taking one of the scattered goodies with no problem! [3]+3+1 He scoops up a Mushroom as he slides onto Route 25!

Boss Form Amadeus veers toward one of the few remaining Item Boxes, [6]+1+1-2 and his caution allows him to easily take one! [2]+4+1 He also picks up a Mushroom!

MonkeyKong [6]+1-1-3 is quite disappointed to see that there are no Item Boxes remaining for him to take into the next segment! Maybe he'll get lucky with one of the boxes beneath the trees.

LEADERBOARD

1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Spoiler: Vaati (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: MonkeyKong (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Boss Form Amadeus (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Zelda (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dry Bones (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shy Guy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)



Tiruin is out to an early lead, entering GREEN and its split- everyone else is back in the PURPLE forest.

Pikachu is seen watching the race with Ash, his trainer and his racing mentor. He is currently following monkeykong, as they have the same module and hiccups. Ash says that Pikachu will be able to know what works best and what works the worst. So far Pikachu had learned not to moon the other drivers. This would be an interesting race to be sure.

I lol'd.

And thanks to Dwarmin for images!

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« Reply #554 on: June 05, 2012, 09:27:46 pm »

"I'll get you yet!"

Fire the Bom-omb, Aggresive driving.
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