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Action PhaseAction: Aggressive Driving on the Inner Path, widen my lead. Hit those dashers, clear off that Ink, bro!
"Try and follow Oomph, Falcon-man!"Oomph swings to the inner path, accelerating rapidly, [1]
-1 but the engine chokes!
[5] Oomphs Kart Hiccups, and his breakaway suffers a serious blow when the Kart begins to
Rubber Band Back, taking a -1 Penalty to Pulling Ahead!
Inside Lane, Drive Aggressively
Nobody turns their back on Captain Falcon! [4] He surges ahead with
ONE Momentum as Oomph experiences his breakdown, although he takes a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!
Now was the time, Bill made his move. He launched his shell, and power slid through the inner curve. Aiming for the dash panel, he attempted to take the lead!
Seeing Oomph sputter, Bill pulls the trigger as Captain Falcon crosses in front of his sights! [5]
+3vs[6] Captain Falcon's clever maneuvering grants him
ONE Momentum as he pulls away from his pursuer, but it goes for naught against the Red Shell as it slams into his rear, sending him flipping and losing
TWO Momentum! He tumbles down the steep bank of the inner path, [3]
+2 but he avoids falling off the cliff to his doom!
As the Falcon tumbles, Bill goes into a Powerslide, [5]
-1+1 and easily sparks a boost for
+1 on Pass Attempts! Unfortunately, Captain Falcon's impressive driving has put him
just too far ahead for a Pass!
Powerslide on the inner path. Use blooper
Mario releases his Blooper, imposing a further
-1 Penalty to the other drivers! He goes into a Powerslide, [2]
-1+1 but can't execute!
Use the Blooper and Powerslide on the inside of the track
WAHAHA!!! Go my glorious pet! He declared throwing it into the air, then swung his cart around,
Now, strike their windshields with ink LIKE LIGHTNING!!!The Mysterious Mr. L releases his Blooper, imposing yet another
-1 Penalty to the other drivers as their windshields are thoroughly inked! He swings into a Powerslide, [6]
-1+1 and kicks forward with Momentum! He gains
ONE Momentum and a
+1 bonus to Pass Checks!
Poor Counselor Grimtoad. Are you still taking suggestions for his actions? If so, attempt to hit the item boxes again, but DO NOT DRIVE AGGRESSIVELY.
Grimtoad tries again for the Item Boxes, hoping they will get him back in this race! He drives defensively to increase his odds of hitting!
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Movement PhaseOomph hits the Dash Panel on the inside of the curve, gaining
ONE Momentum and clearing himself of the cloying Ink! He strives to Pull Ahead, [3]
-1 but his sputtering engine isn't up to the task!
Captain Falcon hits the Dash Panel on the inner path, gaining
ONE Momentum and removing the Ink! Unfortunately, Oomph remains too far ahead to pass!
Bill Ryzer hits the Dash Panel on the inside of the curve, gaining
ONE Momentum and freeing himself of Ink! He doesn't have an angle on the wily Captain Falcon, though he's right on his tail!
Mario hits the Dash Panel on the inside of the curve, gaining
ONE Momentum and ridding his windshield of the Ink! He's got some doing to catch up with the leaders, though!
The Mysterious Mr. L hits the Dash Panel on the inside of the curve, gaining
ONE Momentum and expunging the Ink! Mario is just ahead!
Counsleor Grimtoad is beset by waves of Bloopers! He hits the water at
BLUE, [2]
+2+1-1 and his conservative line proves the difference, allowing him to make it through!
Cleanup PhaseOomph slows to his cruising speed of
FIVE Momentum!
Bill's Spread-Shot slows to its cruising speed of
FOUR Momentum!
Counselor Grimtoad plows toward the Item Boxes in
BLUE, [4]
+3-1 and easily takes one, [1]
+5+1 receiving a
Mushroom that will prove invaluable in catching up, especially coming into
RED!
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Momentum- 3
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEModule Installed-
Dirty Weapons,
Banana Magnet Momentum- 2
Item- Mushroom
Status- Inked!
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Speedy,
Featherweight Momentum- 5
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEModule Installed-
Compensator Momentum- 5
Item- Fake Item Box (dragged)
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEHiccup-
Rubber Band Back Momentum- 4
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEThe Spread-Shot-
High Acceleration,
Slow Momentum- 3
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
PURPLEModule Installed-
Item Bonus,
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Red -> Purple -> Blue
RED Outside- +1 Powerslide
RED Inside- +1 Powerslide, +1 Momentum, spin out or flip make Hazard Check (+2) to avoid falling off the cliff. SHORTCUT- Use Mushroom/Star + Take Shortcut Action to gain +2 Momentum
PURPLE Outside- +0 Powerslide, 3 Item Boxes (+2 to hit)
PURPLE Inside- +0 Powerslide, +1 Momentum, Hazard (+2) or fall back, spin out or flip make Hazard Check (+1) to avoid falling off the cliff.
BLUE- Outside- +1 Powerslide
BLUE- Inside- -1 Powerslide, Item Boxes (+3), Hazard (+2) or fall back, spin out or flip make Hazard Check (+2) to avoid falling off the cliff.
Captain Falcon would like to suggest that the GM make the blooper a rarer item. This bonanza of sea food is an assault to probability and to the apatite.
At this time, I don't think there is a statistical likelihood of getting the Blooper, although its position means it is available to basically everyone getting an item. That said, now that there are 2 consecutive races with Blooper-related Kart Hiccups, the League Safety and Regulatory Committee might remove the item from the lists. We'll see what happens after this race.
I'm also sleepy while typing this, so hopefully there aren't any glaring errors.
And yes, we're
taking suggestions for Grimtoad's Actions until he gets back. Although given his item, his best course REALLY is for Mushroom + Take Inside Shortcut.