Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10] 11 12 ... 73

Author Topic: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway  (Read 246470 times)

Gatleos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Mournhold... City of Light... City of MAGIC!
    • View Profile
    • Someone Sig This
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #135 on: April 29, 2012, 09:57:44 pm »

"Pesky sporespiller, tryin' to draft me!"

Drive defensively through the inner part of the loop!

Hopefully my first item doesn't decapitate someone and get me disqualified.
Logged
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

monk12

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sorry, I AM a coyote
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #136 on: April 29, 2012, 10:24:30 pm »

By the way, what happens if the pass rolls tie? (Also, if I take a different path from Kirby, that'd mean that I can't be flipped by the star, right?)

Anyway, I'll Powerslide, and hit the dash panels for the extra momentum.

If pass rolls tie, defender wins. Since the different paths don't represent actually different segments, Kirby can still hit you. I suppose if you wanted, you could specifically allow Kirby to pass you, in which case he'd pass you automatically on an attempt and not lose Momentum for doing so.

"Pesky sporespiller, tryin' to draft me!"

Drive defensively through the inner part of the loop!

Hopefully my first item doesn't decapitate someone and get me disqualified.

*resists urge to add Swordchucks as item*

Racer: Zelda
Module: Compensator

Harkinian, Link, and Zelda are all racing. I just wonder what Gannon's up to.

Taricus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2012, 10:26:14 pm »

Hedging bets, and hoping they kill one another.

Possibly building a track of his own as well :P
Logged
Quote from: evictedSaint
We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

Remalle

  • Bay Watcher
  • they/them
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #138 on: April 29, 2012, 10:35:07 pm »

Vaati's gonna race, then halfway through it'll be revealed Ganondorf was behind him all along.
Logged

Scelly9

  • Bay Watcher
  • That crazy long-haired queer liberal communist
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #139 on: April 29, 2012, 10:52:23 pm »

Defensive driving!
Logged
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
Quote from: Loud Whispers
SUPPORT THE COMMUNIST GAY MOVEMENT!

Toaster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Appliance
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #140 on: April 29, 2012, 11:05:49 pm »

Since I'm tired of looking at blank emblems:  [Click the emblem for the source of where I jacked the image from]


Spoiler: Fox, for Yoink (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Link, for Scelly9 (click to show/hide)

Logged
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #141 on: April 30, 2012, 12:41:00 am »

"Smart bomb away!"
Fox centred his sights on his opponent and slammed his hand down on an imaginary fire button before entering a wide swerve around the bend.
>Launch the bob-omb fowards, try to land it in front of the enemy craft in the lead!
>Try to powerslide around the outer part of the loop, if possible.
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Darvi

  • Bay Watcher
  • <Cript> Darvi is my wifi.
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #142 on: April 30, 2012, 01:20:22 am »

Waluigi flips table and throws the bombs out of the window.
Logged

ExKirby

  • Bay Watcher
  • A Jump On The Daily Comic Bandwagon.
    • View Profile
    • ExKirby's Generic Randomness
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #143 on: April 30, 2012, 01:57:24 am »

Drift on the inside. I WILL get this right.
Logged
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Toaster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Appliance
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #144 on: April 30, 2012, 07:52:48 am »

Monk:  Considering after the first three winners get into the Star Cup race, the next three slots are highest two Points and then highest Fame, wouldn't that mean that the Star Cup race will just be all the first and second place finishers?
Logged
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

10ebbor10

  • Bay Watcher
  • DON'T PANIC
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #145 on: April 30, 2012, 07:55:02 am »

Monk:  Considering after the first three winners get into the Star Cup race, the next three slots are highest two Points and then highest Fame, wouldn't that mean that the Star Cup race will just be all the first and second place finishers?
In the first season yes. After that probably not.
Logged

Toaster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Appliance
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #146 on: April 30, 2012, 07:57:13 am »

Er yes, I mean this season.
Logged
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

ExKirby

  • Bay Watcher
  • A Jump On The Daily Comic Bandwagon.
    • View Profile
    • ExKirby's Generic Randomness
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #147 on: April 30, 2012, 04:02:50 pm »

So here's an idea for Rainbow Road in 6 Segments:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Remalle

  • Bay Watcher
  • they/them
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #148 on: April 30, 2012, 04:34:49 pm »

I like it.  It's appropriately difficult, got enough stuff to keep it interesting, and it's got a rainbow colour scheme!
Logged

monk12

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sorry, I AM a coyote
    • View Profile
Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix
« Reply #149 on: April 30, 2012, 10:11:50 pm »

Luigi Circuit- Turn Five
1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Player Action

"Pesky sporespiller, tryin' to draft me!"

Drive defensively through the inner part of the loop!

King Harkinian steadfastly refuses to yield his position, Driving Defensively towards the inner path and it's valuable Item Boxes!

Fire the shell at the King!  Follow him to whichever side of the track he takes.

Crank deploys his Green Shell, dragging it behind him! He lines up a shot on the King and lets fly! [4]+1-1vs[2]+1 DIRECT HIT! The Green Shell catches King Harkinian in the side as he enters the loop, causing him to flip and lose TWO Momentum! Crank bears down on him from behind, following him inside!

"You're going down lower than all the floors in Hyrule, Kingo!"

Fox centred his sights on his opponent and slammed his hand down on an imaginary fire button before entering a wide swerve around the bend.
>Launch the bob-omb fowards, try to land it in front of the enemy craft in the lead!
>Try to powerslide around the outer part of the loop, if possible.


Fox McCloud eyes King Harkinian, waiting for a moment of weakness- when he flips, Fox seizes the opportunity to launch his Bob-omb!

"Smart bomb away!"

[3]vs[4]+1 King Harkinian sees the Bob-omb coming, and veers away as it bounces closer, escaping the blast! Behind him, Crank skids wildly [3]+1 and veers around the blast! Fox, [1]+1 fixated on Harkinian's escape, swerves too late, entering the inferno! He spins out, losing ONE Momentum! Unruffled by the blazing fires, Fox shoots off for the outside path and its Dash Panels!

Defensive driving!

Link prepares to defend himself from the encroaching Kirby, gaining a +1 bonus to avoiding Passes and Attacks!

Anyway, I'll Powerslide, and hit the dash panels for the extra momentum.

[6] Luigi goes into an expert Powerslide, boosting ahead with plus ONE Momentum and a +1 bonus to Pass attempts! His Momentum is higher than Link's, and he moves to pass! [5]+6+1vs[5]+4+1 He blows past Link's defense, claiming Fourth place and losing ONE Momentum! Luigi drives high, heading for the Dash Panels!

Drift on the inside. I WILL get this right.

Kirby slides toward the inside, [2] but can't get anything going with his engines! He putters on toward the Item Boxes, inasmuch as a blazing invulnerable anthropomorphic pink doom ball can be said to "putter".

1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Movement Phase

King Harkinian is desperately trying to recover, Driving Defensively!

Crank bears down on the King, [5]+4vs[1]+2+1 barreling past and claiming First place! He loses ONE Momentum!

Fox McCloud hits the Dash Panel on the outside of the loop, gaining ONE Momentum! He blazes up behind King Harkinian, [3]+5vs[1]+2+1 and effortlessly overtakes him, breezing into Second and losing ONE Momentum! He has an excellent line on Crank, and moves in for the kill! [6]+4vs[6]+3 Feinting towards the inside, Fox quickly pulls outside and races ahead of Crank, taking First Place for the first time and losing ONE Momentum!

Luigi's Powerslide brings him to the Dash Panels, vaulting him forward with ONE Momentum for a blistering total of SEVEN! He parlays this unnatural speed into a headlong dash for the front of the pack, starting with King Harkinian! [1]+7+1vs[3]+2+1 Luigi makes up for a lack of finesse with raw horsepower, and the Poltergust 4000 pulls into Third, losing ONE Momentum! Next up is Crank, still befuddled from Fox's charge- [2]+6+1vs[4]+3 Luigi rumbles right along, taking Second Place, losing ONE Momentum and setting his eyes on Fox McCloud and the lead! [5]+5+1vs[4]+3 Luigi completes the trifecta and Fox loses his brief hold on First Place! Luigi loses ONE Momentum and is in excellent position for the next lap!

Link is Driving Defensively, keeping a closer eye on Kirby behind him than on the reeling King Harkinian ahead!

Kirby, try though he might, cannot close the gap on Link! The Invincibility wears off!

Cleanup Phase

Crank [1]+1 fails to hit the Item boxes!

Harkinian [3]+1 just catches the edge of an Item box, [1]+3 receiving a Blooper!

Link [2]+1 barely misses his intended Item box!

Kirby [1]+1 has tunnel vision, and follows Link around the Item Boxes!

Lap One is completed- Two to go!


LEADERBOARD
1st      2nd      3rd      4th      5th     6th
Spoiler: King Harkinian (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kirby (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Luigi (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Crank (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Link (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fox McCloud (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10] 11 12 ... 73