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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5996082 times)

Moopli

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29460 on: September 18, 2015, 11:16:59 am »


>Do you have brain problems? Because it seems to me you might have brain problems.


>Almost positive about the brain problems now.



"Hey! Voice! I was frozen on the cusp of death and probably spent ages as a corpsicle, do you really think there's any chance I don't have any brain problems?"
"Or are you asking about my rigorous mapping of whatever this place is? It required a lot of concentration, thank you very much."
Dammit Root, you forgot to read the signs, the voice is right, the freezing addled your brain, you're a nutter now.
Like I wasn't before?
Good point.
Respond to both internal and external disembodied voices. Silently curse my stupidity.
"Oh yes, Voice, it's so kind of you to say hello: How long have I been a corspicle? Do you have a name? Is there anything important you feel like telling me, or should I keep on fumbling about while you snark?"
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piecewise

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29461 on: September 18, 2015, 10:19:24 pm »

A hamster with a hand laser strapped to it randomly appears and proceeds to wander around the area near the movie theater.

His name is "Total Domination".

Hapah

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29462 on: September 18, 2015, 10:28:56 pm »

Uh.
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I can't be expected to remember the names of everyone I've tried to stab.

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spazyak

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29463 on: September 18, 2015, 10:31:22 pm »

Welp, we're screwed.
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Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29464 on: September 18, 2015, 10:37:06 pm »

hehe, I hope he kills you all.
... In fact...

TOTAL DOMINATION> Claim pizza.
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Beirus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29465 on: September 18, 2015, 10:48:56 pm »

((Someone got a new pet?))

Search my wrist pad for games to play while waiting for all the shit going down outside of my room to end. Because I've totally been in there the whole time.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

Ozarck

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29466 on: September 18, 2015, 11:01:12 pm »

A hamster with a hand laser strapped to it randomly appears and proceeds to wander around the area near the movie theater.

His name is "Total Domination".
that's just awesome, right there. further proof that bay12 belongs in a space asylum or the criminally insane, true. Awesome? Also true.

piecewise

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29467 on: September 18, 2015, 11:16:02 pm »

TOTAL DOMINATION has been gifted a tiny invisibility cloak and a toxin sack from an unknown benefactor.

His whereabouts: Uncertain

His rage: Undeniable

His victory: Inevitable

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29468 on: September 18, 2015, 11:36:31 pm »

Piecewise the Basalisk vs Total Domination the Hamster: Cage Match 1v1
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Ozarck

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29469 on: September 18, 2015, 11:46:29 pm »

No way. they are going at it against all comers. 2 v. all.

it would only be more glorious if Manuel had that kinetic amp and was on ship to assist

piecewise

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29470 on: September 19, 2015, 12:12:36 am »

TOTAL DOMINATION now has a Neural Connector Amp as well.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29471 on: September 19, 2015, 12:19:11 am »

Elias wakes from his short coma refreshing nap. Although he doesn't know why, he has an uncanny feeling that something is deeply and utterly wrong. Suiting up in his fightin' gear, he steps out into the hallway, and begins to search for the unknown disturbance.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29472 on: September 19, 2015, 12:38:12 am »

((Back, I'll try to catch up.))

To anyone close to the armory, Milno seems to be staring worriedly at the AM for a while. And he is worried, to be honest; the AM forgetting something is the kind of event he didn't expect to ever happen, though... He looks away and focuses his gaze upon his wristpad, giving  the video feeds a check before writing something on it.
Quote from: Milno to Thaddeus (Abomination)
Hey Thad, what happened? You got one of those crazy genemods?

Show worry about the AM's current state. Ask Steve if he knows whether the B.Ops team has fucked up already.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29473 on: September 19, 2015, 01:12:08 am »

Quote from: Milno to Thaddeus (Abomination)
Hey Thad, what happened? You got one of those crazy genemods?

Cthunkan looks at his wristpad, now altogether too small for his enormous mitt, noticing it beeping. Ooh! A new mission! And also that guy. The black ops guy. Milno.

Quote from: Cthunkan; to: Milno
Good tidings.

There has been a restructuring in my mind, and a more perfect union has been achieved. I was just about to get in touch with you, in fact. The IVAN treatment took up a slightly longer amount of time than expected, unfortunately. What say you we catch up in person rather than over this unwieldy communication network?

Sincerely,
Cthunkan, a superset of Thaddeus.

Looking up from his wristpad after spending a good, long moment trying to hit buttons with his meaty fingers, Cthunkan notices he's at the Armory. And that the man he's trying to message seems to be standing there and ogling the Armory Master. Ah, Milno. Never change.

"Ah!" he says, waving to the badgerly gentleman. "Milno! I was just messaging you. How are things?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: You just couldn't help yourselves.
« Reply #29474 on: September 19, 2015, 01:18:01 am »

((I'm happy with the part I took in bringing TOTAL DOMINATION into the world.))
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