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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6006673 times)

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28560 on: July 03, 2015, 10:18:40 am »

Anita approaches the man who appears to be in charge of the Joker mission (I.E. Milno). She speaks slowly, as to avoid random cursing. "I'd like to go on the Joker mission, if you'll have me, sir. I am relatively trained with conventional weapons, and Auxiliary systems. I've also been told I can be quite charismatic if I try, which I understand may be useful for the mission."

Milno stares at Anita for a moment. "I got it before, though I guess saying what you're good at makes sense. Why are you speaking slowly, though?"
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28561 on: July 03, 2015, 10:22:14 am »

"I took an injection from one of the Nyars artifacts, for a token and half of the rest. It gave me denser bone and muscle structure, but it also makes me curse a lot if I don't make an effort to not do so."
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spazyak

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28562 on: July 03, 2015, 10:23:51 am »

"I took an injection from one of the Nyars artifacts, for a token and half of the rest. It gave me denser bone and muscle structure, but it also makes me curse a lot if I don't make an effort to not do so."
You sound like some one I don't want to piss off.
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Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28563 on: July 03, 2015, 12:23:58 pm »

Good question.

HEY XAN, WAKE UP

Wait you're leaving it up to me?
It's my choice?
Meaning I have control over what I do?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Wake up
Examine self
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28564 on: July 03, 2015, 12:31:17 pm »

Thaddeus perks up when he hears Anita speaking, "Oi! I said some, not half!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28565 on: July 03, 2015, 12:32:07 pm »

Be there to examine Xan, if possible? Unless you have something else planned, in which case I'll leave you to it.

Either way, hope it's not a situation where I have to roll mind to retain my sanity.

EDIT: Try to be wearing my battlesuit, just in case.

EDIT EDIT: Also, another question/request for Steve:
"Any chance you could leave a shuttle or two with us? Just in case we lose contact and need a quick getaway? Or at least agree to some sort of 'come pick us up, please' signal that can be seen from orbit?"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2015, 03:10:05 pm by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28566 on: July 03, 2015, 12:32:20 pm »

Thaddeus perks up when he hears Anita speaking, "Oi! I said some, not half!"
"Must've misheard you, sorry."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28567 on: July 03, 2015, 12:34:33 pm »

Sits in the corner of the room with the rest of the people waiting to go on a mission."Huh, now that I am medicated, and sane, i seem to be the most sane one here"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28568 on: July 03, 2015, 12:41:37 pm »

Sell all my things(keep potion), publicly broadcast a deathmatch for my tokens in wreck room.(after the sell of inventory) rules are they're no rules. Find milno "can you oversee the blood shed? ie. keep it to be 1v1?"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2015, 12:54:22 pm by heroguy111 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28569 on: July 03, 2015, 12:59:26 pm »

Just to be sure: Volunteer first for the Joker Mission, if not wanted, anyone else can take me.

Ian sends a message to Milno requesting to join the joker mission:
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28570 on: July 03, 2015, 01:02:37 pm »

Sell all my things(keep potion), publicly broadcast a deathmatch for my tokens in wreck room.(after the sell of inventory) rules are they're no rules. Find milno "can you oversee the blood shed? ie. keep it to be 1v1?"
"OOOOH! Can I start a betting system?"
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Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28571 on: July 03, 2015, 01:05:03 pm »

"I took an injection from one of the Nyars artifacts, for a token and half of the rest. It gave me denser bone and muscle structure, but it also makes me curse a lot if I don't make an effort to not do so."

"Is it temporary? Because you might have some of the skills we need, but if that injection might be a problem during the mission then you're less likely to be picked. How well can you control that?" Milno squints behind the metal faceplate, foreseeing trouble if he takes someone having problems with untested alien shit.

@To all Joker volunteers: "Everyone who's volunteered for my team, say what you're good at. I'll tell you right now that untested alien shit isn't allowed during missions organized by me, and even tested alien shit must be carefully employed in case it even comes into play. Being willing to follow orders without exploding into whining is also necessary."
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"can you oversee the blood shed? ie. keep it to be 1v1?"

"What, you want me to ensure only one person kills you and takes your tokens?"

Ask Steve the following: "What about robot and synth-flesh bodies? What are the restrictions this time"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2015, 01:12:40 pm by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Shaporia

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28572 on: July 03, 2015, 01:18:57 pm »

Be robutt, exist. Inquire into the hoverboards and if they're on ship. If they are, ask if I can test 'em.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28573 on: July 03, 2015, 01:22:23 pm »

i am a healer and I am good with building shit that is somewhat usefull out of junk. exotic weapons and unconventional, though I am really good with just about anything.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2015, 01:46:37 pm by spazyak »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28574 on: July 03, 2015, 01:42:18 pm »

@To all Joker volunteers: "Everyone who's volunteered for my team, say what you're good at. I'll tell you right now that untested alien shit isn't allowed during missions organized by me, and even tested alien shit must be carefully employed in case it even comes into play. Being willing to follow orders without exploding into whining is also necessary."

"I'm decent with guns, mechanical systems, got mass manipulator in my head and know my way around the world. And I believe I have common sense."
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I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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