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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5930733 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28410 on: June 29, 2015, 12:21:35 pm »

"I's don't need a fucking lollipopsh, I'ms not a fukin kidsh. I cans prove itsh". She seems to be attempting to take off her shirt, but is failing completely due to being on someone's shoulder.
"can I have some of what he's having later?"
((I hope you weren't saying Anita was a man...))
(((No typo'ed))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28411 on: June 29, 2015, 12:23:23 pm »

"I's don't need a fucking lollipopsh, I'ms not a fukin kidsh. I cans prove itsh". She seems to be attempting to take off her shirt, but is failing completely due to being on someone's shoulder.
"can I have some of what he's having later?"
((I hope you weren't saying Anita was a man...))
(((No typo'ed))
((Thought so. Just needed to know if I needed to have her drunkenly rage at him.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28412 on: June 29, 2015, 12:26:13 pm »

"I's don't need a fucking lollipopsh, I'ms not a fukin kidsh. I cans prove itsh". She seems to be attempting to take off her shirt, but is failing completely due to being on someone's shoulder.
"can I have some of what he's having later?"
((I hope you weren't saying Anita was a man...))
(((No typo'ed))
((Thought so. Just needed to know if I needed to have her drunkenly rage at him.))
(((My favorite character already. Let's work together me and you, also do you think that you would require any assistance from my slav Ozark and I?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28413 on: June 29, 2015, 12:27:30 pm »

"I's don't need a fucking lollipopsh, I'ms not a fukin kidsh. I cans prove itsh". She seems to be attempting to take off her shirt, but is failing completely due to being on someone's shoulder.
"can I have some of what he's having later?"
((I hope you weren't saying Anita was a man...))
(((No typo'ed))
((Thought so. Just needed to know if I needed to have her drunkenly rage at him.))
(((My favorite character already. Let's work together me and you, also do you think that you would require any assistance from my slav Ozark and I?))
((I'm good for now.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28414 on: June 29, 2015, 12:33:53 pm »

((I promise I won't enslave you like Ozark.)))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28415 on: June 29, 2015, 12:36:53 pm »

((Ooc thread. Use it. Especially now that piecewise has asked for people to keep irrelevant stuff to a minimum until the new missions start.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28416 on: June 30, 2015, 12:46:47 am »

Jason heads to his room, reaching into his footlocker to grab the Shroud before heading back out and making sure his room is locked. He swings by the armory in his way to the artifact testing room.

Go buy a mind battlestim. Are they still 2 tokens? Do they come in packs of 3 now? I need at least one for sure. Then head to the Artifact testing room. Eat the stim and wait for it to take effect, then wear the shroud and touch the Pyramid. See what I can glean from it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28417 on: June 30, 2015, 12:52:31 am »

wander off to the hangar and see if we have any shuttles left.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28418 on: June 30, 2015, 10:57:25 am »

We're approaching the "Everyone shutup, new mission" time. Hold on to your butts and get ready to be quiet for a few days.
Will there be an official "Everybody shut up" post, or was this it?

If the former, to Pancaek's character in the VR: "Hey, trying out the pimp cane, too? Find anything interesting?

More testing: 1) figure out what control makes the sand solid. Why would I ever solidify it if it is mostly useful in non solid form? review actual uses, if anyone has used this thing before, to get an idea of it's general usefulness. 2) review any actual previous uses of the elemental infuser to determine how it works. It ... what? Gives an object an elemental aspect?
((doesn't have to be very specific, just :guy x use weapon x to [block a door][make a sword an electric sword][make a ladder]))

If the latter, oops. Sorry. Shutting up now.
Well, in nonsolid form it isn't nearly as capable of holding a shape or form.

The bad news is that the only person who ever used it ended up killing themselves with it on the first turn.

No one has used the elemental infuser yet, it's brand new. But you'll need to get some element cartridges to use it, and they don't come in the infinite varieties you seem to think they do.

I'm not going to shoot out into space that's for nerds. If the sword's remodel didn't include a shooting range, then I'm just gonna have to make one.
Set up a shooting range in the Sword's longest hallway. Then test my gun! I've gone too long without testing it properly. Number gun, #42.
You feel the electrical tingle in the back of your head which generally lets you know that an idea is less than good.

gouge eyes
You have a hard time gouging eyes through a helmet. And he's got robot eyes anyways.

"Appareeentlyy, thissh makes me fuckinngg drrrunnnkkk..."

Attempt to not be drunk anymore so I can participate in the mission.
Oh you're not drunk. Those are just the side effects. Too bad we'll never know the effects unless someone tests them.

Calmly grab hand humping my face, walk to the garbage disposal unit, and flush it out into fucking space.
Noooooo how will we make the Meskalids if we lose the last specimen of mesk flesh?

take my schizophrenia medicine. Tie up ozark and lock him in my room. make my suit survivability better (make it more armoured and better over all)Improve suit armour and survivability. knives and serrated disks. then test the lethality of my serrated blades and knives being launched via force infuser on a simulated version of Ozark
Well, the rolls tell me that I can give you Ozark, tied up, in your room. However, he puts up enough of a struggle that you don't get anything else done this turn. Also, just about everyone sees you do it and those that don't see it, hear the screaming.
"Huh. I wasn't expecting that. I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting,  but it wasn't that. "

Scan Anita with cam-eyes first. If nothing looks unusual, toss her over my shoulder and go to the infirmary to see if the nurses could maybe run a couple of tests to see what other effect, if any, the syringe dropper had.
She actually appears to have slightly denser bone and muscle tissue.

Jason heads to his room, reaching into his footlocker to grab the Shroud before heading back out and making sure his room is locked. He swings by the armory in his way to the artifact testing room.

Go buy a mind battlestim. Are they still 2 tokens? Do they come in packs of 3 now? I need at least one for sure. Then head to the Artifact testing room. Eat the stim and wait for it to take effect, then wear the shroud and touch the Pyramid. See what I can glean from it.
You realize this is probably gonna end with your other arm getting twisted off right?

wander off to the hangar and see if we have any shuttles left.
we have one shuttle right now. Soon we will have two more.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28419 on: June 30, 2015, 11:00:47 am »

((Are the effects of the injection Anita took like drunkenness {slurred words and such} or does it just make her curse a lot and try to come onto people?))
« Last Edit: June 30, 2015, 11:27:52 am by Twinwolf »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28420 on: June 30, 2015, 11:13:52 am »

Change mind about flushing hand at the last second and simply disable it, package it, and mail it to Hephaestus. Add in this note:

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Dear Admins: within enclosed is the last sample of Mesk flesh still around. I was wondering if you can use this and a VR overlay of mesk's personality and memories to revive him. Failing that, might I suggest it could be used for biowarfare purposes?

Return to the Armory, once again try to buy tazor, and once again attempt to shock the fuck out of Henk to stop him from enslaving the dude. Resort to more lethal means if this fails.[/b]
« Last Edit: June 30, 2015, 11:22:07 am by tryrar »
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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28421 on: June 30, 2015, 11:27:58 am »

] untie ozark, except for his hands, take one of his credits, and drag him to the door, and then shove him through the door and onto the ground.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2015, 10:01:30 am by spazyak »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28422 on: June 30, 2015, 12:17:49 pm »

"Don't worry whoever you are, I'll save you!"

Go rescue that guy! Deactivate my robobody's safety strength limiters, then tear open the door with my bare hands and rescue that noob from the psycho.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28423 on: June 30, 2015, 02:00:16 pm »

"Well, I was going to suggest we help the poor bastard that was screaming, but it seems those other people are going to. How about we go and set up some dummies for you to test yourself against?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28424 on: June 30, 2015, 02:01:30 pm »

"Well, I was going to suggest we help the poor bastard that was screaming, but it seems those other people are going to. How about we go and set up some dummies for you to test yourself against?"
((Is this at Anita?))
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