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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5993062 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28275 on: June 18, 2015, 08:53:43 am »

The instant you touch me, you get a fist to the whatever, is what I am saying. and I will be shouting into the wrist communicator, down the halls, at the ceilings, the whole time.
Let me tell you something, law on here is nothing. You are in a prison ship were the new guys have little value. Me and you ,we are expendable. And besides, Why don't you like Tea?!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28276 on: June 18, 2015, 10:56:18 am »

Le face palm, repair my suit so that it isn't cut off and is an actually working space suit. Make metal shin guards and attach to space suit in such a way I can still bend my knees and ankles. Then Drag him away for tea time.\
 "come on. It's late, oh so late. There is tea. Hot tea. And and Crumpets. Lots of delicious lemon crumpets. Come! Come now!. Tea! Oh and I would like to alter your MCP-1 suit, do't worry. you could get one for free."
Then knock him out with the force infuser and pipe by shooting the pipe into his head with enough force to knock him out.
You get it back into one ugly, but functional, piece.

Wait...who? Drag "Him" away? Who is him?

ponder the thing.

Then go chase down some newbies in a threatening manner.

You haven't got a clue.

You chase down and grab...hmm. Oh, the guy with a hand on his face. Thats a good one.

initiate hand to hand combat. This facepalm shall not endure! Remove palm from face.

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Scream like a little girl.

((yay! my first action in the game got me a new digital friend!))
((Edit: and on my birthday. Good times.))
You scream and flail and knock the thing off your face before a random guy in power armor and covered in about 20 lbs of random trophies and junk grabs you in a threatening manner.

((Purely OOC posts in this case are better directed to the OOC thread. Not directed at Beirus, by the way.))

Milno begins idly playing with the brain case, sitting cross-legged on the test chamber's floor, thinking about how many times he could have ended up with one of those as the new home for his brain. No matter how much time he's spent in the HMRC - now ARM -, he's still amused by the ease with which the medbay brings people back from the dead. Back in his homeworld people who died, actually died instead of coming back as metal men with the contents of their discarded skull now protected by a shell. He didn't trust machines a whole lot before being sent to the HMRC, and didn't even know alien shit existed before ending up on the Sword and acquiring an almost immediate dislike for it.

He raises both hands holding the brain case - one a prosthetic and other clad in an alien gauntlet - and checks them for any signs of changes aside from superficial damage. He then lays the case down about a meter away from him. It's funny how things worked out for him, dodging prosthetics and trying to avoid losing his "humanity" only to get into a symbiotic relationship with some alien sharkmist. Back then he honestly thought he was done for good and set on a very short path to death, at least until the AM assured him there was no consciousness living inside of his body aside from his own. The talk he had with her not long ago had also shed some light on how an intelligent person sees "being human", and is the same conclusion he had been slowly moving towards via experience instead of thinking - he was never any good at philosophizing. Jim had certainly thought about that kind of deep stuff, like that one time he caught him complaining about how his future would be. And now Jim was dead. Milno wondered how Feyri was feeling.

Set the braincase one meter away and try to have the gauntlet make the case open up/perform the action that would eject or disconnect the brain inside.
Well...hmm. You can make it open and shut off, but it won't physically eject or disconnect the brain on it's own. At least the brain case won't under normal circumstances. It's like how you could turn the engine off and pop the hood on a car, but there's no "Fire the engine out of the car body" button.

Le face palm, repair my suit so that it isn't cut off and is an actually working space suit. Make metal shin guards and attach to space suit in such a way I can still bend my knees and ankles. Then use force infuser to knock him out with a pipe launched to the head with enough force to knock him out but not kill him..
initiate hand to hand combat. This facepalm shall not endure! Remove palm from face.

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Scream like a little girl.

((yay! my first action in the game got me a new digital friend!))
((Edit: and on my birthday. Good times.))
Yeah .... if Spazyck's character comes by and says any of what he's osted to me, while I am wrestling with the hand, lash out wildly. If at anytime I am capable of doing so, alert the authorities. preerably while he's off playing with his armor, before he comes by to make good on his threats.
You're lucky he didn't specify what his pronouns were indicating and that I only pay attention to bolded text.

((Alright, character done, here she is:
Spoiler: Lucricia Kay (click to show/hide)
In all of her bad stat spread glory.
Now sleepy times it's 11:34 here so brain needs rest badly.))
MEAT FOR THE MEAT GRINDER, BODIES FOR THE BODY PILE

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28277 on: June 18, 2015, 11:04:02 am »

Anita looks around the Rec room.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28278 on: June 18, 2015, 11:06:29 am »

Brew tea and then drag the Ozark, Anita, and execute/dumbo.ee to my room for tea time, if they struggle knock them out with the force infuser to throw a pipe at their heads with enough force to knock them out. Use kin amp if necessary. Tie them to chairs. Then set room number to 8128
"get ready for tea time peoples! Come on, who doesn't like English breakfast and earl grey!?
« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 08:41:36 pm by spazyak »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28279 on: June 18, 2015, 12:36:45 pm »

Lift newbie above my head with both arms then run down to the armory and attempt to exchange him for tokens.

Do NOT make a charisma check, if charisma is required simply push him forward and point to the "returns/refunds" sign/tray/thingymajig.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 09:24:15 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28280 on: June 18, 2015, 12:38:43 pm »

Lift newbie above my head with both arms then run down the hall until i see someone else and throw him at them.
yay! we are both messing with newbies
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28281 on: June 18, 2015, 01:22:49 pm »

Attempt in every way to break free and not be kidnapped. Call out for help. Locate any weapon at all that I can get my hands on.

Dester struggles against the behemoth hauling him around, still in shock from the animated hand and from waking in unfamiliar territory, plus being hauled up by whatever this new guy was. "Hey! What's going on? What was that ... that thing? What are you doing? Lemme down!"
New action: Try to get down without hurting myself, or being hurt by the big guy.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 11:14:43 pm by Ozarck »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28282 on: June 18, 2015, 03:27:40 pm »

Avoid the crazy people, lay low till the next mission

((On an unrelated note I will not be on at all next week so if a mission does start I want to be retconned into it when I get back.))
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Giving waitlisted people the ability to murder non-responsive players was a great idea. Need to do that more often.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28283 on: June 18, 2015, 04:31:15 pm »

((@piecewise: I'll assume Beirus' character didn't find the Fancy Shield sitting anywhere in the field of debris.))

By occasionally checking the datapad in order to follow the rescue team's state, Milno notices when it finally returns with the only surviving - half-dead - member of the team. He closes the braincase and heads to check on the recently-revived remains of Rookie's mission, cloak affixed to his back and the only piece of equipment missing on him being exactly the shield he had lent Rookie. Milno doesn't hurry there, knowing it'll take a while until they're awake and ready to receive some chewing.
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>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28284 on: June 18, 2015, 07:21:34 pm »

Lift newbie above my head with both arms then run down the hall until i see spazyak and throw my newbie at him.
"thank you. I will leave you be. Finally. some visitors for tea."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28285 on: June 18, 2015, 08:40:27 pm »

Blah blah blah generic question of spatial orientation blah blah blah find out one is naked blah blah blah sudden realisation of spatial orientation generic statement of fear blah blah blah cloth oneself blah blah blah set room number (5692) set password (PM) leave room, realise existence of Wetware AI, generic questions relating to what may be going on in general, learn about revolution blah blah blah notice map which seems to have zero Ontological inertia, memorise map, go to armoury, check out some sort of sign that states all current stocked items then finally go to the bar and order one of every drink, start drinking and keep drinking until barkeep says that She has had enough, stop momentarily, generic statement questioning masculinity, and continue drinking until passed out or the drinks have been finished.
((Phew.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28286 on: June 18, 2015, 10:23:05 pm »

Lift newbie above my head with both arms then run down the hall until i see spazyak and throw my newbie at him.
"thank you. I will leave you be. Finally. some visitors for tea."
((I'm not sure you understand Unholy_Pariah's action. You seem to be reacting as if "throw at him" is used to mean "give to him", but I'm pretty sure he means "use Deston as a projectile weapon to knock Henk to the ground".))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28287 on: June 18, 2015, 10:29:03 pm »

Lift newbie above my head with both arms then run down the hall until i see spazyak and throw my newbie at him.
"thank you. I will leave you be. Finally. some visitors for tea."
((I'm not sure you understand Unholy_Pariah's action. You seem to be reacting as if "throw at him" is used to mean "give to him", but I'm pretty sure he means "use Deston as a projectile weapon to knock Henk to the ground".))
I am also throwing a pipe at deston using the force infuser, it's just like baseball!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28288 on: June 19, 2015, 12:48:05 am »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28289 on: June 19, 2015, 09:13:40 am »

Anita looks around the Rec room.

The rec room has a variety of things: tv, sparing ring, VR Machines, kitchen, all manner of time wasting devices.

Brew tea and then drag the Ozark, Anita, and execute/dumbo.ee to my room for tea time, if they struggle knock them out with the force infuser to throw a pipe at their heads with enough force to knock them out. Use kin amp if necessary. Tie them to chairs. Then set room number to 8128
"get ready for tea time peoples! Come on, who doesn't like English breakfast and earl grey!?
Lift newbie above my head with both arms then run down to the armory and attempt to exchange him for tokens.

Do NOT make a charisma check, if charisma is required simply push him forward and point to the "returns/refunds" sign/tray/thingymajig.


Auron runs down the hall, lugging the newbie over his head until he sees spazyak's character, whose name I forgot for the moment. It proves unimportant, however, as Auron doesn't so much speak to him, as hurl the newbie directly into his head.

"BUY THIS NEWBIE. BUY IT" Auron screams at spazyak's unconscious body.


(By the way, yes spazyak, you can alter your sheet up until your first mission. Or until your first serious use of stats.)

Attempt in every way to break free and not be kidnapped. Call out for help. Locate any weapon at all that I can get my hands on.

Dester struggles against the behemoth hauling him around, still in shock from the animated hand and from waking in unfamiliar territory, plus being hauled up by whatever this new guy was. "Hey! What's going on? What was that ... that thing? What are you doing? Lemme down!"
New action: Try to get down without hurting myself, or being hurt by the big guy.
You crawl away from the entire stupid situation going on right now, sore but uninjured.

Avoid the crazy people, lay low till the next mission

((On an unrelated note I will not be on at all next week so if a mission does start I want to be retconned into it when I get back.))
If you think you can avoid crazy people by only showing up for missions, I've got some bad news for you.

((@piecewise: I'll assume Beirus' character didn't find the Fancy Shield sitting anywhere in the field of debris.))

By occasionally checking the datapad in order to follow the rescue team's state, Milno notices when it finally returns with the only surviving - half-dead - member of the team. He closes the braincase and heads to check on the recently-revived remains of Rookie's mission, cloak affixed to his back and the only piece of equipment missing on him being exactly the shield he had lent Rookie. Milno doesn't hurry there, knowing it'll take a while until they're awake and ready to receive some chewing.
He never did look for it.

Blah blah blah generic question of spatial orientation blah blah blah find out one is naked blah blah blah sudden realisation of spatial orientation generic statement of fear blah blah blah cloth oneself blah blah blah set room number (5692) set password (PM) leave room, realise existence of Wetware AI, generic questions relating to what may be going on in general, learn about revolution blah blah blah notice map which seems to have zero Ontological inertia, memorise map, go to armoury, check out some sort of sign that states all current stocked items then finally go to the bar and order one of every drink, start drinking and keep drinking until barkeep says that She has had enough, stop momentarily, generic statement questioning masculinity, and continue drinking until passed out or the drinks have been finished.
((Phew.))
Well, you do all that.

Too bad you don't remember much of it by the time you've downed enough booze to wake up in the infirmary.

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