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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6008987 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27900 on: April 25, 2015, 01:09:25 pm »

((Why are all the cocktails I made not in there !?  D:
Because I lost the document.

Resuggest them

((They serve plain vodka in Impending Doom, right?))
Sure. Thats just the premade drink list. You can order anything.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27901 on: April 25, 2015, 02:28:21 pm »

Glad that the ship had a kitchen, Elias quickly walked to the rec room. Upon arrival he searched the place to get a general idea of what ingredients were available, and what he had to cook them with.

Head to the rec room and look around.

Also, what stat/skill would control cooking?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27902 on: April 25, 2015, 02:43:07 pm »

C-could I have bacon?

Order bacon.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27903 on: April 25, 2015, 02:54:43 pm »

Jason sighs at the lack of response from the Shackle. Deciding he doesn't need an uncooperative weapon, he gets up from the couch and goes to find the Armory Master. "Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry to bother you, but I've been thinking that this Shackle is more of a liability than a utility right now. Sadly, it's attached to the lower part of my arm. Is there any way you could, or would, be willing to remove it for me? And possibly cauterize the stump or keep it from bleeding somehow? If I can get my arm back, I'm hoping the folks in the infirmary can reattach it." Jason politely requests.

Go ask AM to get the Shackle off of me, possibly by severing my lower arm. Once the Shackle is off, try to remove my lower arm from it and go put the Shackle in my footlocker. Then, head to the infirmary and see about getting the arm reattached or getting a replacement robo-arm.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2015, 02:57:25 pm by Beirus »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27904 on: April 25, 2015, 05:19:27 pm »

"Fucking finally. Thanks, dude," he said to his supplier.

Go back to my room and abuse self-administer drugs.
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27905 on: April 25, 2015, 05:32:08 pm »

((Just assuming the scan thing was for both Skylar and I to save turns))

Xan nods when he hears results will take some time. "Very well. Please notify me via wristpad when the results arrive." He turns to leave, but wheels back around after he takes a few steps.
"Also, does your department have any spare rudimentary medical equipment you would be willing to donate to me? Cutting things, lengths of cloth, the like."
As he waits for the response from the nurse he's talking to, he starts tapping on his wristpad to compose a message.
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I know that you had reasons of your own to remove the gift you gave me, else I suspect you would not have done it. I would like to know them. To know why it was deemed necessary to do it. Steve gave little elaboration on the two incidents preceding the operation; he only said I had 'gone full flesh horror again'. I can draw some conclusions from that, but I would like to hear it from you, if only to know exactly why I failed to control myself. I suspect you know why more than most, especially given that you apparently consumed my second life. What did I do such that you agreed with the decision to take away my body?

I will not try to countermand your decision, that way lies suicide. But you gave me purpose in my existence more than any other entity ever has. What would you recommend I do with myself now?

Your former creation,
Xan

Ask for medical implements for good purposes. Message Doc.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27906 on: April 25, 2015, 08:12:45 pm »

Jobasio smiles and gives a cheerful nod towards his customer as he hands over the lunchbox.
"No problem, my friend. Enjoy!"

Then turns and walks happily in the opposite direction, one hand fidgeting with the strap of his rifle.

Pocket my token, then wander the ship in search of a VR machine. If I manage to find one, start it up and load Tinker.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27907 on: April 26, 2015, 05:31:50 am »

Chief inspects the grappling hook. The tools seem adequate for metalworking. And this thing might come in handy. But what truly is the limit of what could be achieved?

Examine the tools and machines of the workshop in more detail. Is it every tool and fabrication machine known to man somehow stuck into a single room on a spaceship?

For instance, would I be able to smelt steel? Do a step-by-step elemental chemical identification of a metal oxide? Make diamonds via chemical vapor deposition? Synthesize ammonia in high-pressure tanks? Do 3D printing? Coat a metal object in charged paint to manage as even a covering as possible? Melt down scrap? Cover an object in a metallic coating? Weigh microgram or milligram masses? Mess around with ultrasound? Make plastics out of fluorocarbons?

Or is this simply a machining/electronics/gunsmithing workshop where I can cut metal into more or less lethal and more or less useful shapes? What are the limits, roughly?


All this did give her an idea, however.

Actual actiony bit that isn't just a non-VR tinkering textwall: take half a pound of scrap and out of it try and create a figurine of mystery - eye-catching, captivating, strange, not quite corresponding with any one thing known to human beings. A sort of object that one could mistake for an idol, with a distinctly mystical look. It's got to look nifty is the point here.
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"Huh. I'll try a Solar Shine, I guess."

Try a Solar Shine


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27909 on: April 26, 2015, 09:19:38 am »

Return to rec room and watch tv.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27910 on: April 26, 2015, 10:42:58 am »

Head to infirmary and get shock implant removed by proffessionals.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27911 on: April 27, 2015, 12:14:50 am »

Grab a piece of scrap metal then go hunting for Nyars at the bar.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27912 on: April 27, 2015, 04:38:26 am »

Thank you, let Milno know if you find something.

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Just got scanned by medical, they'll send you the results. The salvage and data has been sent to Heph, bother them if you want expedited info.
I'm going to tinker with medical devices for a while, wash the taste out so to speak. Anything you think Joker Squad could use?

Head out and explore the renovated ship some
Start with the Workshop, then the Test Chamber
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27913 on: April 27, 2015, 02:30:48 pm »

Quote from: To Milno
Just got scanned by medical, they'll send you the results. The salvage and data has been sent to Heph, bother them if you want expedited info.
I'm going to tinker with medical devices for a while, wash the taste out so to speak. Anything you think Joker Squad could use?

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Things that combine at least two of the following: a) are quick to do their job, b) require little or no training to use, and c) can be safely hidden/disguised and carried even when you aren't supposed to be walking around with medical supplies.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27914 on: April 28, 2015, 01:04:12 am »

Alright, so here's my next char. Someone should probably check for errors, just to be sure.
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