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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27465 on: April 06, 2015, 01:35:54 pm »

Dubs, hey, you know me. You know I wouldn't do shit like this on purpose. You think I'm enough of a fool to use this more than I have to? I just want my arms and legs back.

Hows about we come to a little understanding. You can point your laser death stick at me, and if I do something too crazy, well, you do what you gotta do. Though I'd appreciate it if you could get me a batch of those Will stims so I can get this sorted quicker, since I rather like being in one piece.

"Okay, just try to keep it under control. Don't want another Xan."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27466 on: April 06, 2015, 01:37:33 pm »

"Gotta go, old man, duty calls. Text me if you need anything"

Pan heads off towards Taddok and Dubley.

Arriving there, he crosses his arms.

"Jeezus fucking christ on a pogo stick, what the hell are you two chucklefucks doing?! You, baldy, put the gun down before I slap your shit with it! And you, Tattoos, get your goddamn limbs sorted out, you're a disgrace to our non-existant uniform!"

Feed one of my mind pills to thaddok. If thaddok shows no signs of stopping growing more limbs, contain him in a 6 foot sphere with mass amp.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 02:48:24 pm by Pancaek »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27467 on: April 06, 2015, 01:41:29 pm »

Dubs, hey, you know me. You know I wouldn't do shit like this on purpose. You think I'm enough of a fool to use this more than I have to? I just want my arms and legs back.

Hows about we come to a little understanding. You can point your laser death stick at me, and if I do something too crazy, well, you do what you gotta do. Though I'd appreciate it if you could get me a batch of those Will stims so I can get this sorted quicker, since I rather like being in one piece.

"Okay, just try to keep it under control. Don't want another Xan."
((Oh man if only I could walk by right now))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27468 on: April 06, 2015, 01:44:40 pm »

"Seems like you've got this under control Pancaek, so I'm just going to watch from a distance."
Go watch from a distance.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 03:41:12 pm by NAV »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27469 on: April 06, 2015, 01:50:34 pm »

"Seems like you've got this under control Pancaek, so I'm just going to watch from a distance."
Go watch from a distance.

"Oh, baldy is going to sit back and watch from a distance is he? BULL. SHIT. SOLDIER. You don't just call in a fleshorror and annoy the general over some trivial shit like this and walk away! Now drop down and give me forty before I turn your arms into cake and make you eat them!"
« Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 01:58:53 pm by Pancaek »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27470 on: April 06, 2015, 01:54:05 pm »

Remember how when I fire the more powerful modes of the rainbow cannon like blue lightning or red plasma I drain the suit's reserves and have to wait for it to restart? I want something like a secondary battery or capacitor or generator that would let me walk around after firing the red plasma or let me fire blue lightning while retaining mobility for about a minute.

If that can't be done, then look for something I could use to protect others. Some sort of shield, maybe? Maybe some sort of flaming shield or shield with circular saws so that it can keep the haebi away from my more squishy teammates. Got any suggestions about what would help keep others safe?

I'll put the below in the wiki myself, just notifying you in case there are trouble:
I noticed I have no duct tape. Get some.
Also, get a drum of booze. I know I can't use it to start a fire due to low atmosphere, but I might be able to get the planet drunk.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27471 on: April 06, 2015, 01:59:11 pm »

After getting a shower, Milno heads straight to the hangar to check whether his locker and equipment are fine, his hair still wet and wearing the HMRC-standard gray shirts and shorts. He's tempted to wear the MkIII for old times' sake and also to be better protected against the usual shenanigans that happen on ship - the mess he saw in the barracks and the teeth marks on part of the ceiling meaning more of those happened while was away. He sits cross-legged and stares at his black suit of armor, quietly going over the missions he's gone through; the mistakes made, the short-lived victories and the remarkable amount of failures and death. It's amazing in a way how stupidity is always found in large supply in the inmates, and how he has survived long enough to make past the ten missions mark that would net him death in the older times.

And yet, missions are still ruined. His break is necessary to try and get Joker's members trained in the basics instead of relying on getting them to learn on the field. He also has other matters to take care of - mastering his current tools, mostly. He's standing up from a small mental planning session of how he should proceed to get shit done when Thaddeus pops up. Milno stares at Rookie for a while before giving him eight tokens. If it wasn't for how useful the sharkmist infesting his body and the mechanist gauntlet are, he'd probably have sworn off xeno shit himself by now. "Sure, here it is. Remember: no untested alien shit during missions." he says.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 02:01:11 pm by Caellath »
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27472 on: April 06, 2015, 02:19:19 pm »

Pan shrugs
"I get that you're worried about your actions killing innocents. But you realize that if we don't do anything, the UWM and their regime will just get those people killed anyway. I'm sure you realize that even if the UWM didn't exist, even if we didn't exist, those people would die anyway, right? Everyone dies, old man. Sometimes the good and the innocent must perish so that the rest of us may survive."
"I don't know. I guess I'm not that comfortable viewing people as numbers."
"And you want an order to follow?"

Pan puts on his military hat and puts a cigar between his teeth.

"Then you get in your goddamned tin can, rain down on that planet like the steel wrath of ARM and wreck the Haebi so hard it won't know wether to shit or go blind. Then you jank out it's fucking brain and get back here in one piece. That's an order, trooper, straight from the De Bergerac Commissariat. Am I making myself clear?"
Flint looks a bit surprised by the appearance of a hat and cigar from out of nowhere.
Some sort of invisible bag, no doubt.
"Yeah, yeah." Flint said, waving him away. "Just make sure not to get too much hot air in your braincase through that stick Miyamoto shoved up your ass." Flint said while smiling, clearly teasing him jokingly. "Might start floating around without using your amps."
"Gotta go, old man, duty calls. Text me if you need anything"
"Will do. Take care."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27473 on: April 06, 2015, 02:38:50 pm »

I'll see if I can get them ironed out, but I really wanna get some stims before I do. Shall we stroll over to the Armory?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27474 on: April 06, 2015, 02:41:17 pm »

Brother Lars makes a quick trip to the hangar to purchase the Shard Launcher from General Miyamoto.  Hefting its considerable weight, he sticks it in his locker before pulling out his suit.  He meets Maurice in the hallway and trades the suit for a replacement set of tokens.  "Brother Maurice, you shall be greatly protected in this suit.  I have marked it with the Symbol of Algis, so his shielding hands shall bless you as well."

Lars says a quick prayer for Maurice and his suit before he heads to the briefing room.


Briefing Room!  Also inscribe the Arrow of Ingram on the Shard Launcher for good measure.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27475 on: April 06, 2015, 02:47:49 pm »

I'll see if I can get them ironed out, but I really wanna get some stims before I do. Shall we stroll over to the Armory?
Pan slowly looks from Dubley over to Thaddok, eye twitching slightly

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you there, you're sounding rather thin and uncoloured. Did you just try to tell me that you need combat drugs to unfuck yourself? I can't believe you actually used something you need drugs for to use effectively, moron. Now, I think you just need some good old fashioned emotional support to get out of this mess. But that's what I'm here for, I'm the friendly morale fairy."

Pan smiles, as wide as he can

"So I'm going to cram a mind pill in your gob and I'll give you exactly one minute to start unfucking yourself before I begin burning of the extra bits. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27476 on: April 06, 2015, 02:57:24 pm »

GIMME GIMME. DRUGS ARE DELICIOUS!

((Kids, don't do drugs.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27477 on: April 06, 2015, 02:57:59 pm »

Ulrich Leland. Location: Briefing room


Quote from: Ulrich Leland  to: General Miyamoto
Hey,
Is it possible to get prototype armor of some kind from team fund or tokens to buy Mk II? I got my weapons sorted out, but going to unfamiliar and dangerous ground without protection feels little unpleasant.

Read through all mission reports so I know who is dangerous and who's not, including reports from other HMRC/ARM ships and ones from Sword teams before so called mission 1, if such things are available.


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27478 on: April 06, 2015, 03:04:36 pm »

GIMME GIMME. DRUGS ARE DELICIOUS!

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: [WIKI]
« Reply #27479 on: April 06, 2015, 03:22:35 pm »

Bowing his head with gratitude and spiritual understanding, Maurice replied to Brother Lars.
Thank you, Brother. I shall put it to good use.

Put the new MkIII suit on. Copy over the Medical monitoring tool to the new suit.
Open the SPOOKY GARROW container; inspect the contents.


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I have asked Steve on the matter, and it appears that there is little practical long-term gain for much disaster potential.
Specifically: the planet will invariably know of the teams presence whether they cut the ground or not; unless they go all overboard burning with lasers, any knife would suffice to cut the flesh without much difference in the speed of angering the planet (the mere presence is angering enough); it is not impossible but much more difficult to spot the nerves without cutting the ground; and unless there is specific need to dissect it very carefully (in which case a Medical specialist is suggested), anyone can do the simple cutting without any difficulty.

All in all, it appears that using the knife is unadvised.
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