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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[kj1225]

Kyle looks around before sending a message to everyone on ship.

Does anyone know French?

[Dutrius]

Kai wakes up and walks to the mess room. Once there, get something random from a dispenser and attempt to eat it.

[Pancaek]

Pan, sitting somewhere in the rec room contemplating what the hell the doc was on about, notices a blip in his hud.

What do you need someone who speaks French for?

[kj1225]

I tried to give the naked catgirl in the barraks clothes but she said something in frnech and went back to sleep and it's all very stressful in a wierd way.

[Pancaek]

Right, the one with the cat ears who was with us on the cultists mission. What'd she say?

[kj1225]

Uh, je new say something or another, Jew say uncat, and then I think she meowed in French?

[Comrade P.]

Are you saying that in 49th century we have advanced cybernetics, physics-defying magic-like tech, artificial intelligence capable of running a state, but no automated translator from one of the old languages of Earth?

[Pancaek]

Sounds to me like she's telling you that, yes, she is indeeed a cat and, yes, she would indeed like a tin of sardines and to be petted. seems only logical, really. des chats serons des chats.

[syvarris]

Kyle looks around before sending a message to everyone on ship.

Does anyone know French?

((Everyone possible?))

Please, don't spam insignificant annoyances like this to Hephaestus.  Our messaging network is only open to Sword people so that you can more easily send us tinker prototypes.

Regardless, lucky for you I'm bored and don't have anything to do at the moment.  Here's a translator, with all known human languages on it.

[Comrade P.]

[nevermind, accidental metagaming happened]

[kj1225]

Are you saying that in 49th century we have advanced cybernetics, physics-defying magic-like tech, artificial intelligence capable of running a state, but no automated translator from one of the old languages of Earth?

Uh... yeah, wait... I've got another message.

Sounds to me like she's telling you that, yes, she is indeeed a cat and, yes, she would indeed like a tin of sardines and to be petted. seems only logical, really. des chats serons des chats.

Um, you sure? I really don't think... Wait, I'm getting something from an admin on Haphaestus?

Kyle looks around before sending a message to everyone on ship.

Does anyone know French?

((Everyone possible?))

Please, don't spam insignificant annoyances like this to Hephaestus.  Our messaging network is only open to Sword people so that you can more easily send us tinker prototypes.

Regardless, lucky for you I'm bored and don't have anything to do at the moment.  Here's a translator, with all known human languages on it.

((I'm just gonna roll with it))

Sorry, I didn't realize that it meant everyone when it said everyone. And thank you!

Kyle after a bit of work gets the phrases translated. Then he sighs and lays the clothes on the naked woman's bed.
"Technically you're a bit of both. But I guess if you want to be naked that's fine."

She apparently said that she's a cat and doesn't need to wear clothes to sleep. Anyways, I'm going to go bang my head on a wall for a while.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

((Fixed my stats))

Irling emerges from stasis, disoriented and gasping for air. After several tense seconds, he regains a shaky control over his limbs, sits up, and scans his surroundings.

He eyes the catgirl with particular distaste, before realizing his own nakedness. Embarassed, he quietly opens a nearby bin and dresses himself.

[Remalle]

The hell is "french"?

[tryrar]

While he waits for teams to be chosen, Yancy heads back to the VR pods and loads up "Punch Many Things"


(Should be a nice way to test how the new system works before drop)

[Dorsidwarf]

I just realised that, having spent my tokens on gimcracks and dangerously green genitalia, I don't actually have a weapon for Operation The Floor Wants To Eat You.