Name: Phoebe Dell
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Appearance: A short, pale-skinned boy with fluffy short black hair, an athletic frame, and a faint scar on his cheek.
Personal information: Phoebe was your average hacktivist with a penchant for making robots and machines. Due to a mixup he was mistaken for the mastermind of the Galatea-Eduard Incident and shipped to the HMRC. Once the clerical error was spotted, the governing body was too lazy to go through all the paperwork to repeal his punishment.
Reason assigned to HMRC: Digital Treason
Stats:
Strength - 0
Dexterity - 3
Endurance - 0
Charisma - 4
Intelligence - 10
Willpower - 3
Skills:
Speech - 1
Handiwork - 3
Auxiliary Systems - 1
Profession: Technician
In real life the rats flee the sinking ship.
In ER they seem to run head long back into the flames. Seriously, so many people are joining up right now as things fall apart! It's weird.
You're accepted by the way. I'd hold off on actually spawning though.
Wiki gnome here. I've been keeping track of on-ship character locations since this event started. Current locations are:
kj1225 - East Hallway/Portal, Is a Decapitated Head
Swordsmith04 - East Hallway/Portal
Pancaek - East Hallway/Portal
Persus13 (hasn't posted since Jan. 5th) - East Hallway
Tavik Toth - East Hallway, skinless, unconscious(?)
Execute/dumbo.exe (hasn't posted since Jan. 26th) - East Hallway, Trapped in Goop
Dorsidwarf (hasn't posted since Feb. 3rd) - East Hallway, "unmoored" [can go anywhere]
Spinal_Taper (hasn't posted since Feb. 5th) - East Hallway
High tyrol (hasn't posted since Jan. 7th) - Southeast Hallway Corner
Xantalos - Vents...
Wolfkit - R&D doors
solarlight (hasn't posted since Jan. 6th) - R&D doors
Unholy_Pariah - R&D doors
HavingPhun - R&D doors
Yoink - R&D doors, Is an Invisible Bear
Peradon - R&D doors
Omeganaut (hasn't posted since Nov. 29th) - Barracks, asleep on bed
Vivalas (hasn't posted since Feb. 3rd) - Barracks, Drunk
darkpaladin - Barracks
Stay near Pancaek. Try to use my Microwave Amplifier to help him protect us. Make sure Kyle's head is "safe", too.
EDIT: Oh, and I'm still wearing that Small Green Square Nyars artifact anklet. Just in case that's relevant.
Alright, fuck your non-specific actions which grew out of my non-specific descriptions. Lets make this specific. And far far worse!
You there! Kj, Swordsmith, Pancaek, Persus, Tavik, Dumbo, Doris, Spinal, and Tyrol (Along with anyone else near the hole that I forgot!)As Auron accidentally murders the artifact, the following happens.
1. A stream of flesh, eyeballs and teeth explodes out of the vents and oozes out all around you, screaming at the top of its many exposed lungs.
2. A horde of glassy, neon green, glowing human skeletons starts spewing out of the hole and climbing all over the walls, floor and ceiling. They're chanting windows error noises and seem to
smear across reality like bad video buffering. 3.You feel intense emotions of fear, anger and helplessness combined with the sensation of hands attempting to crush your skull and a horrible burning across your entire body.
4. Everything smells like burnt hair.
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Wolfkit, Solar, Unholy, havingphun, yoink, peradon and anyone else near R&D. 1. The rods over there in front of the R&D section start buzzing at a painful resonance and arcing like tesla coils. Their bases burn with purple-blue flame and streamers of light crackle across an invisible wall just in front of them.
2. The artifact swells and then ruptures like a giant zit, releasing a geyser of greasy blood and digitized objects.
3.The ceiling begins to cave in. But not just cave in, but to be crushed downward by what appears to be a giant set of teeth chomping down on the hall.
4. Black ooze starts bubbling up from the floor and filling the area.
5. The air around Doctor Clark glows multicolor and almost pearlescent. Nothing seems to get within 5 feet of him.
And finally, Omega, Viva, and DP (along with anyone else in the barracks)1.The ceiling tears open and a stream of liquid flame begins pouring into the room.
2.The beds tear themselves free of the walls and slam into the ceiling as though gravity has been reversed on them.
3.The end off the room farthest from the doorway out into the hall is torn away and a giant, half rotten pig's head appears in the absolute blackness outside. It starts eating the room.
You may NOW start acting. And screaming.
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