Pan yells towards the R&D
"Yo, science dudes. What's taking so long? I was thinking you'd be done, like, last turn."
He sort of looks around him, bewildered
"Huh. No idea why I said that last bit. Odd."
His gaze wanders downwards, and he sees Ian looking at him.
"What?"
Continue waiting for the scientists while impatiently tapping my foot. Put on another song in the meantime, this playlist is bretty good
Pump up the jamsThe two scientists return a moment later, pushing a metal trolley with a large metal box on top of it. The box's seams and opening points are covered in tape which reads "SPECIMEN SEALED. DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT OVERSEER CONSENT"
"Of course you would say that.... erg..."
Ian runs out of fumes right in front of Pancaek's foot, and drools a bit on the floor...
Roll up into a fetal position, hold broken foot.
You curl into a ball.
On the bright side you could probably get into all those mysterious tubes people keep installing around here.
Give chase, pin it to a wall with my reiterpallasch if i catch it.
You pull yourself up into the vent and start crawling after the skin. It's surprisingly fast for...not having any muscles or really any sort of organic structure that should let it move. You quickly lose it down one of the branching pathways.
Kyle removes his arm.
"CUT MY ARM OFF!"
"Yeah, I figured that would happen."
Cut the digitized part of his arm off with a blade of heat. Nudge the severed digitized arm off the edge so it doesn't potentially spread to the block. Use one of my wireframe "shoes" to do so.
EDIT: If my amp fizzles, try using the laser rifle I'm carrying.
[2+1]
Well thats no good. You only get it part way off. And now he's screaming and whining. Oh what a baby.
[1]
"Would you please shut up? It makes doing this complicated procedure very" in the midst of your complaining you gesture in a rather unfortunate way and sweep the laser straight across his throat. His head pops off like a fucking cork and both it and his body start rolling off the structure. "...difficult."
"Invisible bear? Invisible bear! I don't even know what a bear is! Invisible bear, teach me your secrets of invisibility!"
Track the invisible bear
Maul the shit outta this guy if he gets close.
Otherwise, head for the nearest cave-like location... perhaps those strange, square holes in the walls?
Yup, that seems like a good place for a bear to hole up.
You go back to the bearracks and curl up on one of the beds.
"Invisible bear? Invisible bear! I don't even know what a bear is! Invisible bear, teach me your secrets of invisibility!"
Track the invisible bear
You somehow manage to track the invisible bear (whatever that is) to the barracks. You have no idea where in the barracks he is, but you're pretty sure he's here.
Figure out what's going on, if possible.
I'm as lost as you are.
You wanna narrow that question down a bit? Because we've got invisible bears, robot squids, guys with lightning arms, guys with tron legs, guys without heads, it's all a fucking mess.
Name: Psmith Exerton
Age:27
Gender:Male
Appearance:Tall, jet black hair, with a flat top hair cut, about 1 cm long. Heavy set, muscular and well tanned skin.
Personal information:Psmith was just a normal guy in an overly tyranical world order. He worked at a factory sinse he was 12, creating weaponry. He worked very well, getting several promotions, showing up on time. By the time he turned 25, he was the manager of his branch, mainly the production of a single screw. A few years later, he was promoted again. In celebration, Psmith had a little too much to drink. The next day, he was late to work. As a result, he was imprisoned and sent to HMRC.
Reason assigned to HMRC: Being late to work.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dex:5
Endurance:3
Charisma:0
Intelligence:4
Willpower:3
Skills:
Speech:0
Intuition:1
Handiwork:3
Conventional Weapons:1
Unconventional Weapons:0
Exotic Weapons:0
Auxiliary Systems:0
Medical Tech:0
Profession: Technician
((I hope the background works. Its hard to get a background when I know so little....))
We have this thing around here called "Stasis Dementia". You can write whatever you want as your background, because if it clashes with the established canon we can just write it off as being the result of minor brain damage from being frozen for too long.
Anyways, this all looks fine to me. Do you know how most characters start or would you like me to throw you in personally? Generally you just flop, naked and covered in goo, out of a stasis pod in the barracks.