Stick my privtes in it! What does it smell like? How does it react to being poked, can I feel heat from it?
It smells like...nothing really. This entire place has a very slight metallic smell, but other than that, nada.
You stick your motherfucking hand into the thing.
Your hand and arm begin to be rapidly digitized.
So, I had a good, long thunk about it. And I ain't got shit. The scientist dudes just went into R&D and might be fucking with the thing that's causing the anomaly, so it might collapse. Or explode. Or just never have existed in the first place. Or nothing might happen.
Space magic. Does not follow the rules of mere mortals.
Just a heads up.
Put on a nice song inside of my synthbody (these things have mp3 players build in, right?) while waiting for the scientists
okLet the guy actually wearing a suit poke at the green wisp. If nothing terrible happens, use my Exotic dynamic bonus to attempt to extinguish the flame. Whatever happens after that, start climbing back down.
If nothing terrible happens. Heh. Where do you think you are?
Being slightly more delusional than normal, do to his wound, Ian begins wondering about this "Pancaek" fellow. I mean, what kind of pancake, walks, talks, and has amps?!?! I like my pancakes with a blob of butter, and a lot of syrup. This one seems to have too many toppings... WAY too many toppings.
Stare suspiciously at "Pancaek".
You're pretty sure he's an alien shape shifter. Ok you're basically positive he is. Just gotta drag yourself over there and cut his Achilles. That will teach him.
>Roar in an intimidating manner. Leave just what I say up to a speech roll.
>Then try and figure out just what the hell's going on. Remember to maul the shit out of anyone/anything dangerous/in my way.
You roar. Luckily bears can't do speech rolls because their every stat is "Bear" and they always roll 5's. See, look.
[Bear:5]
It just happens.
You do manage to make everyone near you instantly spin around and start looking all over the place for what just roared at them.
As per solving this mystery, it appears there's a hole to some nasty alien dimension over there, a squid over thataway who seems to be helpful, a bunch of scientists who appear to be on a smoke break for all the good they're doing, and a sad lack of people obviously need a mauling.
"Wait a minute... I remember something about the dark side being associated with cookies. If I can use the dark side,Wenger are my cookies? Cookies sound good right now, and I want them. COOKIES, WHERE ART THOU?"
Find someone to talk to, then cheerfully demand cookies.
You ask the invisible bear for cookies.
Wait a sec, invisible bear? How did you know that was....oh well never mind.
Investigate viability of reconnecyin my two synthleg halves.
Then explore the vents, see if i cant figure out where that skin monster went.
You can sort of jam the digitized leg onto the stump, but you had to sever the muscles to remove the leg, so they don't really connect up.
You stick your head up into the vents and catch a glimpse of the skin slithering away. Yeah...thats...Hmm.
Freed from his bindings, Thomas does his best to resume life. As such, he goes to locate a drink. He assumes that he has one stashed somewhere.
When he finds it, flavor it a little with the christmas present, only a few drops, then drink.
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