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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6002021 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26490 on: December 01, 2014, 02:45:46 pm »

"We noticed. Also, little help here? Kinda stuck. Also, I'm going kick the guy who threw that grenade. And one other question, why are you a squid?"

Talk with Dr Clark. Also see about getting help with getting freed from goop.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2014, 03:58:25 pm by Tavik Toth »
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Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26491 on: December 01, 2014, 03:16:39 pm »

Great. What breached containment? What effects has it had and will it have on the ship? Can it be recontained?
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Is that a suit or a robot body?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26492 on: December 01, 2014, 03:17:41 pm »

I never had the chance to put on any clothes, remember? Also, this is probably a bad idea but gonna try standing up. Then walking if standing up wasn't too hard.
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26493 on: December 01, 2014, 03:37:54 pm »

Yell death threats at dorsidwarf for trying to get me killed.

Protect the teapot at all costs.

Engage jump rockets if i need to escape suddenly, because the people behind me havent suffered enough.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 08:26:03 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Persus13

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26494 on: December 01, 2014, 03:57:35 pm »

See if the R and D department doors are still open.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26495 on: December 01, 2014, 04:33:05 pm »

Point at the giant skull-headed violence-crazed mad robot man and shout to the scientists:
"He's being mindfucked by the aliens!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26496 on: December 01, 2014, 04:45:28 pm »

Point at the giant skull-headed violence-crazed mad robot man and shout to the scientists:
"He's being mindfucked by the aliens!"
"IT'S MINE I TELL YOU! YOU CANT HAVE IT! GET YOUR GUN OUTTA MY FACE OR IM GONNA MURDER AND EAT YOU WHEN I GET FREE!"
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Execute/Dumbo.exe

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26497 on: December 01, 2014, 04:51:39 pm »

"UHHHH, sure? Giant squid dude? First off, any chance of getting me out of this... Stuff?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26498 on: December 01, 2014, 05:17:00 pm »

Point at the giant skull-headed violence-crazed mad robot man and shout to the scientists:
"He's being mindfucked by the aliens!"
"IT'S MINE I TELL YOU! YOU CANT HAVE IT! GET YOUR GUN OUTTA MY FACE OR IM GONNA MURDER AND EAT YOU WHEN I GET FREE!"

"Now he's hallucinating about guns! Sweet space gods save us!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26499 on: December 01, 2014, 05:29:57 pm »

Point at the giant skull-headed violence-crazed mad robot man and shout to the scientists:
"He's being mindfucked by the aliens!"
"IT'S MINE I TELL YOU! YOU CANT HAVE IT! GET YOUR GUN OUTTA MY FACE OR IM GONNA MURDER AND EAT YOU WHEN I GET FREE!"

"Now he's hallucinating about guns! Sweet space gods save us!"
"IM SERIOUS YOU LITTLE RAT! PUT YOUR GODDAMN WORD CANNON AWAY OR I WILL EAT YOU AND MOUNT YOUR SKULL ON MY OTHER SHOULDER!"

((Well i completely misread your post. Oh well ima just roll with it.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26500 on: December 01, 2014, 05:40:07 pm »

Xan suppresses the oft-felt urge to rend stupid people into bits.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26501 on: December 01, 2014, 06:06:40 pm »

"Someone kill him. He's making threats and we can just revive him later."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26502 on: December 01, 2014, 09:48:50 pm »

"KILL THE GUYS TRYING TO INCITE OTHERS TO MURDER! THEY ARE THE ONES THE CRYSTAL SKELETON HAS BRAINWASHED! THE INFIRMARY IS GONE WE CANT REVIVE ANYONE!"

« Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 08:26:31 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26503 on: December 01, 2014, 10:28:36 pm »

"There isn't a crystal skeleton. Foreboding sheep however..."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« Reply #26504 on: December 01, 2014, 11:15:07 pm »

"No one's killing anyone. Calm down, guys. Auron, why do you want to keep that thing so badly?"

To Dr. Clark (assuming I can speak normally without rolling Endurance, yet): "Can you explain what's going on, please? Breach of containment of what?
And how much do you know of what's been going on in here, so far?"
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