Instantly fail intuition roll on who these guys are, yell failure specific warnings to teammates and issue retreat orders.
Duck behind shield and lob goop grenade at the science squad frontrunners to cover our retreat, oh and try to grab a nearby small wireframe object if its possible to do so without fully entering the portal. Slide reiterpallasch through backpack handgrip and hold it by the blade if that helps to hook/bludgeon small items toward me.
Once stuff is deemed impossible to steal or is successgully stolen run down the hall in the opposite direction to the science squad and encourage others to do the same.
"OH GOD MY LOOTING WAYS HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME! IT'S THE SQUID COPS! COME TO TAKE ME AWAY TO A LIFE OF HARD LABOR AND SOFT FOOD SHOVED INTO MY TOOTHLESS MOUTH! THEY'RE GONNA REPLACE MY HANDS WITH BOWLING BALLS FOR SPHERE SHAPED IRONY! RUUUUUN!"
You duck behind your shield and hurl a grenade at the approaching forces. The grenade spirals towards the group, stops in mid air, and then is forcibly spiked back towards you. You raise your shield and let the grenade ricochet off it, bouncing into the men behind you as it detonates; entombng them and blocking your exit. You look around in a panic before reaching in, grabbing one of the random objects, a tea pot, and clutching it up to your chest.
"I'M NOT GONNA STOP STEALING! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
The squid swings one large tentacle out and slaps you back into the still expanding foam.
The following people are now trapped in gooBack off quicklity split (That's how you say it, right?).
"Why, just...
*Sigh*
This really is escalating quickly, isn't it?"
"The holes all yours."
move away from the hole. Also ignore Auron and stay away from him as well.
Back away from the hole. Watch what the squad does. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Feel free to kick Auron. Once you get out of the goo.
Back away from the hole and get out of the squid's way. Out of the entire squad's way, in fact. Camly.
Don't respond to Auron's orders if he lives long enough to give them.
The hell are you guys?
Old xan would have grabbed something and jammed it in his mouth.
Oh well.
((Yeah, old Xan was a fun guy to be around.))
Drag my patient away from the hole. Stupid medipacks and their hightech lockeroonies. Back in my day all I had was some duct tape and a bottle of booze! And if you didn't like it you would die.
Look for people who are too asleep or tired to move, drag away from hole.
"Unarmed and ugly civilian coming through! Don't steal my brain please!
Hasala, too weak to move on his own, can only manage a "help..."
Look for people who are too asleep or tired to move, drag away from hole.
"Unarmed and ugly civilian coming through! Don't steal my brain please!
Hope this guy grabs me.
The rest of you get the heck out of the way. The Squid Squad Advances and stacks up around the hole, with the mechanical Mollusc hanging around in back. The squad is silent, probably talking over their radios, but immediately gets to work scanning the hole with various instruments and probing it with a long metal pole. The Squid, in the mean time, raises itself up slightly and begins speaking in a deep, baritone, metallic voice.
"I am Lab Overseer Dr. Clark. Remain calm. There has been a containment breech."
Try to look around and see if the guys who told me to get down are still around.
You're alone.
Well, besides the mechanical spider and the Frankenstein looking guy.
Wake up. If spiderbot is still in my chest, don't panic.
You wake up. You can't feel anything; you're not paralyzed, you can still move, but you're completely numb. You get up into a sitting position and find that you're basically naked, your clothing cut away. You've got several rather massive and clearly recently closed wounds on your chest and stomach. Your limbs are coated in some sort of webbing that is tightly holding them together; like a light weight cast. The world vibrates suddenly and you're forced to close your eyes, the sight of the vibration causing your head to spin.
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