Bang on all the walls until one lets me through or am interrupted.
You bang on the walls like a mad man until you notice a strange looking spider thing crawling around in the shadows at the edge of your vision.
Thats probably a bad thing...right?
Kyle checks himself for a few minutes before pulling it out from behind his shield.
"I forgot I put that there. Stupid lights."
Kyle makes spreads the goo around for a few moments before pulling the nightstick back. He drew a penis if successful.
You touch the black goo. Turns out it's much more resistant then you expected, both very sticky and very rubbery, gripping the nightstick and not giving an inch despite your best poking and prodding. It also won't release the nightstick.
Well.
"Well this is definatly unusual."
Write down what happened so far.
"Now, I don't believe teleportation has been invented yet so I'm probably not somewhere else, Maybe an illusion?"
Attempt to pierce the illusion and get back to normalcy. Also write down whatever happens.
(I am probably misinterpretating this incredibly but eh, It's Fun!)
Attempt how? Through sheer force of will? You wanna do anything specific here or just make faces and grunt like you're trying to go super Saiyan.
Wander about looking for explanations as to why stuff is happening.
You find a helpful pamphlet about what is happening and what you can expect.
Man you don't like step number three...you're pretty sure you need those parts to be inside you.
The name of this ship is the Paracelsus's Sword. I don't exactly like the implications of that message. I wouldn't recommend touching that fluid, even with that stick, Kyle.
War, famine, pestilence, which means plague, and death.
If I survive this I swear I'm never taking my suit off again.
Get to the back of the group if Kyle continues his plan of drawing in the most likely berserker-inducing goop. Stay alert.
Also, head back to the rec room after Kyle finishes his graffiti.
"We can't get into the infirmary, how about the armory? I haven't used my tokens to get weapons yet."
If we can't get in here, we can't get in anywhere. I can't contact Steve anyway, so just assume the whole place is locked down.
You're lucky he's using a stick.
BACK TO THE REC ROOM WE GO!
"Big pig on the tv screen. More preachy old time words." ciel says.
Stick with XanDan. Look for a good direction to run and charge dex in case something goes wrong in the touching of the goo.
You stick with xandan, no running yet.
Jack looks around "This seems...inconvenient."
He then sees the other person in the room.
Oi you, come with me. We are going to find everyone else."
Drag other person in the rec room along while looking for the others.
No idea who you're talking about there Chief-wait, we've got a Chief..- No idea who you're talking about Chef. You follow xan for the moment.
"...Well, then. Assuming that pig-creature is on-board, I suppose we should try to find it, yes. That gives us three objectives, right now: Find and gather everyone on the ship in one place, so we can coordinate; the briefing room, perhaps. Two, arm ourselves. The locker room is off-limits, so hopefully the armory is still accessible. Three, find this pig. Do any of you have anything that provides light? Also, was there anyone else in the rec room when you left it?"
"I like this plan, let's do that."
Head back to the rec room.
You too!
"...No one else has a light source? To be expected, I suppose... Well, that leaves Kyle's suit lights and my datapad as light sources. Follow one of us if you don't want to be left stumbling around in the dark. I'm going to check the right side of the ship - armory and rec room. Kyle, could you check the left side - barracks, maybe the R&D hallway and doors - when you're done with... whatever you're doing... and then meet in the briefing room? Assuming it's accessible. If not, meet back here."
Wait to see if Kyle poking the ooze on the door has any effect, then if not, go to where the armory is supposed to be. Do I see the same thing as solarlight's character?
It doesn't seem to. You don't see anything Solar didn't see, save for a crazy man trying to tunnel through a wall using his fists.
"Oh shit, oh shit. Everything's getting bigger. Or I'm getting smaller. Can anyone take a look at me and tell me if I'm actually fluctuating in size or if this is all just in my head?"
Attempt to resist effects of drugs again. Head back to the rec room while looking around with cameye modes
The walls are separating, drifting away from each other and revealing the black space behind them.
Those returning to the Rec Room find a new message scrawled across the wall in the same black goo. The rec room door is gone, replaced by a blank expanse of metal.
To the one who is victorious, I will give some of the hidden manna. I will also give that person a white stone....