Kyle goes to a VR machine and run some tests on his shield. You know, stuff like seeing what can break through it.
It's good against gauss stuff and standard projectiles. Still won't stop lasers very well. Basically, if it's a physical object being shot at you, it's pretty good.
Buy a popular one and one about the Mddle ages
"I would like one of the popular ones and one from the Middle Ages, the human Middle Ages.
I find them to be quite enjoyable."
He smiles as he saus this, very much looking forward to his favorite passtime.
She gives you a data chip, something to stick into a datapad or wrist pad to read, rather then a physical book. There's no title on the chip itself, so you're not sure what is on it.
Look at bathroom mirror. Any change in my reflection? If not, go walk through the hallways for a bit. Does anything look or feel different?
Nothing yet.
Name: Ronald
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Appearance: Tall and skinny, black hair, always smiling
Personal information: Literally incapable of not being cheerful and optimistic. There's something wrong with his brain. He mostly just coasted through life, until he attended the funeral of a UWM official. Incapable of being appropriately mournful, he was arrested for being too cheerful.
Reason assigned to HMRC: Disrespect
Stats:
Strength: 5 (+1/3)
Dexterity: 5 (+1/3)
Endurance: 5 (+1/3)
Charisma: 5 (+1/3)
Intelligence: 0 (-1)
Willpower: 0 (-1)
Skills:
Speech: 1 (0)
Intuition: 0 (-1)(-1 Physimancer)
Medical tech: 0 (-1)
Handiwork: 1 (0)
Conventional Weapons: 0 (-1)
Unconventional Weapons: 3 (+1/3)(+1 Physimancer)
Exotic weapons: 0 (0)
Auxiliary systems: 0 (-1)
Profession: Physimancer
((Is this acceptable?))
((Edit: forgot to change the name))
Looks fine. And you're just in time!
Give Dumbo back his token seeing as miya is being the bane of my existence again.
Use handiwork bonus to modify my gauss rounds to contain 3 hollow chambers each and fill them with my neotherm chemicals whilst making sure to take only one chemical at a time, seal each hollow before moving to the next, and keeping the source canister away from the elbow knock zone.
((Also how do i calculate blast radius?))
{WIKI} TOKEN BACK TO DUMBO
Three chambers? Isn't Neotherm a mix of two substances? HRM. Can't find anything on the wiki about it.
Anyways, lets be a bit dicky here and ask exactly how you're hollowing these out and how thick the dividing walls are, as well as how thick the shell...shell is.
((Very Carefully))
pretty sure its always been three, hence why my WWII flamethrower's backpack had 3 canister slots. also its not on the wiki because i think the conversation describing it was a pm.. or in a completely non ER thread and no longer available for reference.
perform rocket surgery dynamic bullet construction.
preparation: remove auxiliary hard-mount and mount it on a bench.
- cut the rounded tip off of one end of the round and carve a shallow groove around its base 1mm up from the edge.
- hollow out the cylindrical section leaving the outer wall 4mm thick making sure to collect all the metal dust and whatnot. probably using a drill press.
- carve a small indent at the top of the cylinder 3mm high where the wall is only 1mm thick.
- collect and melt the metal dust back into useable material by sticking it in a bowl in front of my laser rifle on a lower setting and raising the intensity as required.
- hammer this material flat and then use small sections of it to form 1mm thick sheets of material.
- cut and fold these sheets into wedge shaped canisters that fit three inside the cylinder and only extend up to the bottom of the hollowed indent then drill a tiny opening at the top of each.
- weld the joins of the containers and make sure they are waterproof except for the opening at the top.
- using a syringe carefully fill one of the containers with the first neo-therm ingredient until its almost full then seal the hole, probably with a drop of molten plastic or gold over a tiny metal cap.
- repeat step 10 with the other two ingredients then individually tip the wedges upside down and make sure nothing leaks out, apply more sealant as necessary.
- place 3 wedges in the hollow cylinders of each round then sit the tip of the bullet on top and exceedingly carefully pinch the top edge of the cylinder into the groove in the tip.
- set successfully created rounds aside so the next one doesn't blow everything up if i fail.
- repeat until no rounds remain or bad shit happens.
- pack up and count hands and eyebrows.
end result: one set of hollow rounds with 4mm thick walls containing three wedge shaped chemical reservoirs each with 1mm thick walls filled to just below the brim with dormant satanic death juice.
You create, lets say, 5 of your new bullets.
Hell, let's make it a duel. Me vs. oh, two soldiers (Captains) with monorazors and two (Privates first class) with gauss pistols. On a field with plenty of cover, but not much concealment. I have my microwave amp. And, oh, let's toss an organo-dominator amp in there. The one that doesn't need the CHA and lets me blow up bodies in fun ways.
I'm afraid I might have to interrupt you because...
Go to the armory and ask for a dose of xeno spit suited for a synthflesh body. Then go to the rec room, assume the lotus postion and inject.
Ooo, this is good, this is real good.
You inject your xeno spit just as....
Truth be told I don't know why I did that. Forgot what VR did, I think.
Anyway, disengage from that, and go watch something on TV while I charge a Will bonus.
Watch TV.
You flip through until you hit what seems to be a somewhat scrambled channel; the thing on it appears to be a hog or pig; it's laying on its stomach, limp, head resting on the ground and partially lulled to one side. A white sheet or shroud covers the rest of the body, but, judging from the contours of the cloth, a large chuck of the creature is missing, and the white shroud is stained red and wet on that side. The creature appears half rotten, its eyes are nothing but sockets and its flesh is pallid, sunken away from the jaws revealing pale and crumbling gums holding yellowing teeth and tusks. A black substance oozes from its mouth and is constantly being collected and washed away by a procession of human looking attendants, each no larger then one of the pig's teeth. It must be enormous, several stories tall.
The pigs mouth hangs open, unmoving, but a voice is clearly coming from within it, static drenched and distorted, as though played from a very old, very degraded tape.
"And I saw between the throne with the four living creatures and the elders a Lamb standing, as if slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God, sent out into all the earth. And He came and took the book out of the right hand of Him who sat on the throne.…"
The channel screeches painfully and the static goes eye aching bright before the TV and every other light goes out.
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