"I'll try my best to teach our lemmings not to self terminate, then."
Pancaek goes to the armoury and gets the utilitarian uniform, puts it on and then goes into vr to record the following scene. Also ask Steve if it's okay to say that I'm "sergeant Nilys", since we don't really use ranks other than the three generals and I'm unaware of Steves stance on them
The locale is a large, nondescript hangar, with ARM banners hanging in the back.
Pancaek, now wearing the uniform, walks in from the left side of the screen and stops in the middle, looking at the viewer.
"Hail, revolutionary. I am Sergeant Nilys of the ARM revolutionary forces. In today's lesson on how to become a valuable member of the revolution, we will adress two points.
Firstly, it has come to my attention that some of you aren't being very careful in your attacks. Now, while I applaud your fervour and spirit, it would be wise to tone this back a little. Suicide bombings and rushes are wonderfull terror attacks, but they do not help us in the long run. The UWM is not a small organization we can terrorize into leaving.
Instead, you will have to band together. The only way to truly strike a blow at the UWM forces is to strike fast, hard and decisive. And, just as importantly, to be able to back up your attacks. Taking over a facility or town is no use to the revolution if you take so many casualties that you cannot stop the UWM counterattack the day after. but more on this later on"
Pancaek gestures to his right, at which point a standard Sod unit appears.
"Which brings us to our first technical point of today. This is a standard UWM sod trooper. These troopers may look human enough, but they are not. They are vat-bred killers with the empathy and brainpower of a mentally challenged bear. And much like this mentally challenged bear, they will rip you to shreds of you underestimate them.
These troopers have a limited vocabulary and thought processes. They are also utterly loyal to whoever their commander is and will follow his or her orders to the letter. Sods also do not have a sense of self-preservation, so do not try and talk them down. The sod physique and brains are bred for one thing, war. In combat situations, they excel.
So you, the revolutionary, are at a disadvantage when fighting these man-like machinations. So here are some tips. Firstly, work together. Superior numbers and teamwork go a long way toward victory.
Secondly, be creative. Sods are impressive soldiers when they get into standard combat situations. However, their training starts to fall apart when pitted against non-standard tactics and gear. Trying to get the drop on them is never a bad idea.
Thirdly, don't hold back. Really, throw everything you've got at them. Sod equipment is mostly lifelocked, so those shiny doodads get turned into slag when they die. As such, there is no reason trying to get a perfect headshot so you can loot their gear. If you get the chance to vaporize them, do so.
You can also go directly after their commanders. Should you find where these people are hold up, killing them will sever the sod from his directives. They will get disorganized and less effective. Some sods may simply stop moving altogether, or start attacking anyone they see.
So, to summarize our first lesson. Work together. Minimize friendly casualties while maximizing enemy ones. Do not underestimate the standard trooper. And do not hesitate to use lots of force. In this case, there is no kill, quite like overkill."
Pancaek salutes the camera
"stay safe out there and I'll meet you on that battlefield some day."
Aaand fade to black.
save video for Miyamoto/Steve approval and possible distribution