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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5994937 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24720 on: May 20, 2014, 09:19:19 pm »

"Hippocrates can't help you here. You'd probably be better off standing behind someone sturdier, like Faith or I. Oh, and Faith, you alright with me handling all the artifacts we find? I've got experience with the mindfucking ones, and I've got a Mass manipulator amp to handle the really dangerous ones."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24721 on: May 20, 2014, 09:20:59 pm »

"I did get a weapon I have training in though... I just have no idea how to use guns or knives and shit like that."
Kyle says scowling.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24722 on: May 20, 2014, 09:23:23 pm »

"Oh gods, you didn't get a manipulator did you? In that case, you stand way out in front, and we'll get ready to bolt."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24723 on: May 20, 2014, 09:27:08 pm »

Michael looks a little confused. "Why would you run from him? And what's a manipulator?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24724 on: May 20, 2014, 09:29:03 pm »

"I'm not planning on using it unless everyone else is to busy being hard to get into working order to do it for me."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24725 on: May 20, 2014, 09:29:52 pm »

"Well, you see, there are these things called the laws of physics, and manipulators break them. Sometimes with catastrophic results. Like, end of the world catastrophic."
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« Reply #24726 on: May 20, 2014, 09:31:16 pm »

"...end of the world? Seriously? "
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24727 on: May 20, 2014, 09:31:40 pm »

"Well, you see, there are these things called the laws of physics, and manipulators break them. Sometimes with catastrophic results. Like, end of the world catastrophic."
"To be fair, I'm not entirely sure if you entirely destroyed that planet. That city, maybe, but I'm not sure beyond that."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24728 on: May 20, 2014, 09:31:56 pm »

((A search of my characters profile in the dropbox shows he doesn't have his stuff on it.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24729 on: May 20, 2014, 09:35:09 pm »

"Hippocrates can't help you here. You'd probably be better off standing behind someone sturdier, like Faith or I. Oh, and Faith, you alright with me handling all the artifacts we find? I've got experience with the mindfucking ones, and I've got a Mass manipulator amp to handle the really dangerous ones."
"Maybe. I hadn't thought too hard about who was actually going to pick the thing up, if it even is a physical object."

Kyle looks frustrated.
"I'm a doctor dammit. I follow Hippocrates' oath and everything... well, the Hippocrates thing hasn't mattered since my last operation..."
Kyle suddenly looks a bit sad.
"There there," Faith said softly, patting Kyle on the shoulder, "this place is hard on all medics. Just get yourself something to shoot, melt, or dice things with and remember that nobody here's worth saving."

Her tone never left as comforting as synthflesh got.

Michael looks a little confused. "Why would you run from him? And what's a manipulator?"
"Magic calculator. You tell it what you want to do, it gives you equations to solve. You solve them right, you get a reward. Anything at all goes wrong, the wrong thing gets lit on fire or hurled into the wall at the speed of sound.

Truth be told they're not usually that dangerous, but you combine bad ideas with bad luck and things are bound to get a little uncomfortable."

"...end of the world? Seriously? "
"No, no... not usually. Even then it's not the whole world, just thousands of people.

They're isolated incidents, I swear."

"Well, you see, there are these things called the laws of physics, and manipulators break them. Sometimes with catastrophic results. Like, end of the world catastrophic."
"To be fair, I'm not entirely sure if you entirely destroyed that planet. That city, maybe, but I'm not sure beyond that."
"...have I missed something?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24730 on: May 20, 2014, 09:35:48 pm »

Thaddeus just standing there and half-listening to everybody speak, decides to reply to Pancaek "I, uh heh, pretty much burned a whole planet. By accident of course."

@Milno "I can use a microwave amp. I'm...alright with it. I am also somewhat decent with firearms. Just don't put me on the spot to speak to anyone, that never ends well(-2 to speech). I also look human, unlike some of the other, eh, people here.Is that a cat person over there? And an octopus...thing? What the hell?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24731 on: May 20, 2014, 09:38:39 pm »

Mental note. NEVER buy a manipulator. Michael blinks a few times. Ok. Well. Never touching those things..."
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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24732 on: May 20, 2014, 09:38:58 pm »

"Please don't touch me."
Kyle says quickly.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24733 on: May 20, 2014, 09:40:31 pm »

Faith glanced idly at her hand.

"Er, sorry. Never seen synthflesh before? It's... well it's not icky until you look at it under a microscope or ask too closely about what it does."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24734 on: May 20, 2014, 09:41:02 pm »

@milno "yeah, I guessed as much, it's cool boss. As for my pills, just state what you want and I'll give you a special (discount)"

"Yeah. Even if you can't come, at least you'll be useful somewhere else." He answers, patting Pancaek's shoulder.

Is that a cat person over there? And an octopus...thing? What the hell?

Milno shrugs without changing his facial expression. Even he had that freaky but helpful sharkmist symbiosis going on for him. "Yeah, I guess. You see stuff."
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