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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6011545 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24390 on: May 15, 2014, 04:08:03 am »

Watch tv with Jim.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24391 on: May 15, 2014, 05:11:06 am »

That didn't last long...

Duel Stacy, because I like his name.

VR!Stacy: Spawn with that kinetic claw hammer I had for a while but never used.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24392 on: May 15, 2014, 02:06:19 pm »

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>If you'd like, someone is gonna have to go out to pick them up. Might be nice if it was you and not a robot.

Go to (future) crash site. Be sure not to stand directly underneath, no getting squashed today if possible. If needed, use manip to soften their landing so they don't get reduced to paste. If not needed, just wait till they have landed. Bring a few automated buggies or something so the poor saps don't have to walk aaaall the way home.

Of ya go.

Perusing the sign, Michal frowns. Hmm, nothing really pops out at me. "Excuse me, but I was wondering if this was all of your selection? I'm looking for something along the lines of a grenade launcher." He holds off the temptation to buy that eighth kiloton charge, thinking his credits could be put to use making better explosives
"The sign is just the standard stuff, we can get basically anything, for a price. If I remember right, A lady named Simus created a custom grenade launcher somewhat recently.  You could talk to her about it, or I could get you a more standard model.  Were you thinking single shot or with the revolver style ones?"

((Did he inject Jason with Wasted Bastard's centuries old blood or something? Also, yay, futuristic acid trip in space. This should be fun. I wonder what Jason would see if he ran into Jim or Feyri right now.))

Jason looks at the sheep, blinking a few times to check if it was still there. "The hell? You aren't going to turn into some monster thing, are you? Because that would suck. It would also suck if you aren't actually there and I'm just standing in a hallway talking to myself." He responds to the sheep, taking a deep breath and trying to compose himself. He took a moment to run through what had happened after the Doctor injected him, trying to figure out just what was going on.

Hold it together, man!

The room starts to melt around you, the walls pouring away like hot wax to reveal a starscape beyond.

"The important thing to remember is that nothing you see here can hurt you. Physically at least. That isn't, however, the same as saying none of it is real. It may all be in your head but it had to have gotten there somehow. Anyways, there are a few things you should probably remember. See that over there?"

The sheep points a hoof toward a point in space that looks like basically anywhere else.

"Thats 17.3 degrees, 18th radian. Got that?"

Wander around until I find the VR. Try to set up a simple sim that is just a shooting range with targets at various distances.
Alright, paper targets at various distances.

"So what's going on outside, computer?  You would not believe the nap I just had.  I feel so... refreshed."
Wander aimlessly, talk to the air, meet new people.

>Well, we're ending a space battle and all your friends are coming home. You picked a good time to wake up.


That didn't last long...

Duel Stacy, because I like his name.
You want him in his current gear or what Harry would like him to be in? If I remember right he isn't very well equipped currently. He lost his main weapon due to...accidentally using it to create a point of pure anti-heat and freezing a civilization.

That didn't last long...

Duel Stacy, because I like his name.

VR!Stacy: Spawn with that kinetic claw hammer I had for a while but never used.

Ah, never mind, looks like he's all for it.  So newbie with rifle vs A guy with a superpowered claw hammer.


I forgot what Jim was actually doing last so I'm defaulting him to still watching TV.
Murdering newbies via vr, last time I checked.

TV it is.

Watch tv with Jim.

Hmm whats worth watching....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVvIrf2AcB8

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24393 on: May 15, 2014, 02:10:29 pm »

Custom job sounds pretty nice. "I'll talk to this Simus lady then." Go to the rec room and hit the VR stations. Pull Tinker.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24394 on: May 15, 2014, 02:16:45 pm »

Target Practice!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24395 on: May 15, 2014, 02:33:56 pm »

VR!Stacy: allow this honorable duelist to go first! Practice dance moves while he does so. Then hit him nonspecifically with the hammer!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24396 on: May 15, 2014, 02:48:27 pm »

Jason only blinks more as he sees the walls melt around him. You'd think his eyelids would be tired at some point. He listens to the sheep and remains silent for a few moments, as though processing everything."So, physically, I'm still in that hallway, but mentally I'm inside my own head? Is this some sort of vision quest or something similar?" He asks the sheep. He tries to imagine a spherical grid with him at the center point so he can try to get a frame of reference on the point at 17.3 degrees, 18th radian. "I think I can use that as a point of reference. Hopefully it will keep me from being lost in my mind or wherever I am. Although all this empty space looks pretty similar. What else should I remember?" He asks the sheep after attempting to memorize that point at 17.3 degrees, 18th radian.

Remember 17.3 degrees, 18th radian as a reference point. Listen to the sheep.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24397 on: May 15, 2014, 08:02:18 pm »

Auron, team C.

Wait for bridge to land, escort prisoners, get debriefed.


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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24398 on: May 15, 2014, 11:30:21 pm »

Escape Pod Δ2: Team F: Grate

Guess I should list my accomplishments this mission, huh? Might as well include the Assault phase--I forget if that was "Mission 11" or the first bit of "Mission 12".
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24399 on: May 16, 2014, 12:24:04 am »

Team D - Thaddeus

Debrief


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24400 on: May 16, 2014, 12:42:53 am »

Debrief, count loot

"That was great! I'm a robot now! PLUS I GOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24401 on: May 16, 2014, 01:04:43 am »

Hmm, what'd I do...

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #24402 on: May 16, 2014, 01:25:32 am »

Team H, Starfleet Cafeteria Raiding Party, Anton Chernozorov

"I wonder if anything survived of my strikegroup..."

Drag Leo to the Sword infirmary, deposit him to the Doktor with a description of what happened. Then head to debrief.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24403 on: May 16, 2014, 02:36:57 am »

Team F

What Jack did on boarding:
-Not Die
-Kill some crewman.
-Open the door. While causing the PA to blast music.
-Can't remember if Jack did anything else.
Defence:
-Killed a bunch of sods and helped kill a battlesuit. I think.
-Didn't die.
-Not sure what else.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24404 on: May 16, 2014, 03:00:03 am »

awaken from stasis
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