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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23670 on: February 05, 2014, 01:22:52 pm »

"Wish I could help you with that. The only person I can suggest who might be open to it is, again, Lyra." Jim shrugged.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23671 on: February 05, 2014, 01:48:37 pm »

"No, no, I mean something even bigger than the ones you have here! The biggest one you got! I'm trying to impress a special lady..."

"Oh, and are you sure you don't know anything about them? Wondering if I could find some sort of less-than-lethal weapon here. I don't like killing people."

Ask Nyars if he has anything larger than large or anything he knows to be non-lethal. If not, look for the largest large I can find. Preferably something in hexagon with a horizontal line. How large is it? Something so large it would require an exosuit or battlesuit to use?
Flint is one of those guys who believes that size does matter.

Also, could I connect the generators from the HEP or the Gauss Cannon (perhaps with some modifications) to my Industrial Mining Laser's battery and have them recharge it?
Could I add extra generators to the HEP to make it fire faster or with more power or range?

((Trying to decide if I should go Nyars or if I should just stick to a tried and true HEP or Gauss Cannon.))
The biggest he has is a red hexagon with no line. It's as big as a man is tall.

I'm pretty sure I said before that you can't fuck around with HEPS. Gauss cannon though, sure.


Dynamic AUX bonus: +/-2

((Ahh, how does "Go to briefing room, talk to whoever" get turned into "Go to infirmary, talk to Simus"?  Can we retcon it so that I went to the briefing room, like my action said to do?))

If so: Saint notices Jim, and walks up to him smiling.  "Ah, Steve, I see you got your body repaired!  Interesting choice with the extra arms.  Do you mind if I ask why you prefer to have a physical form present for these things?  I would think a few simple cameras and speakers would suffice."

((Yes, Serious, Saint's mistaking Jim for Steve IC.  Steve's the only synthflesh person Saint's seen, and he jumped to conclusions.))

Talk to Jim.  While doing so, use my AUX charge to write a program that passively records all movements made by the exoskeleton and preps them for future examination and copying.  I.E. if I run, I'll get the commands to make the exoskeleton run.
Sure.

I'll just give you that roll, since your aux charge is enough that its basically gonna happen regardless.
Hm... maybe information and education is overrated. There's no explosions! Fortunately, we can fix that.

Instead, activate that Wayback Machine. Pick a random HMRC mission that I haven't been on. My equipment shall be what I currently have, plus a Single Seat Rocket Bike.

I was gonna throw you in mission 3 but, that will basically make your rocket bike worthless. Still wanna do it?


Heat up the knife.

Spoiler: Gorat 'Chin' Ivanos (click to show/hide)

The video panels display the phrase "DISARM!"

((Clearly you should burn his arm off.))
((That's plan B. Or maybe plan C, with plan B being DISHAND!))
[exo:6+1]

The man charging towards you detonates in a massive fireball.

The program gives you half points. -150 now.

Next, what looks like a big old tank materializes and points its main gun at you.


The video screen flashes "DEFEAT".


You hope thats a command not a prediction.
Look up the specs for armoured tanks and rolling bunkers. List from easiest and cheapest to construct, to hard and expensive.
Well, there's actually an Armored APC sitting in the hanger right now. I think it's...Tavik's.  But he might be willing to do stuff with it.


Anyways, the cheapest tank you're gonna get is basically gonna be an armored mortar on treads about the size of a normal car.  Hardest and most expensive one...well remember that tank simus posted a while back? The one that was basically the nasa crawler with a big fuck off cannon? There you go.

Rolling bunkers go from what amounts to the pope-mobile to Titans with swimming pools and dance halls in them. 

I'm assuming you're probably gonna wanna go cheap because these things are pretty damn situational and most of the situations we're in don't involve large open areas, rather small, alien filled areas where running quickly supersedes being armored.


Look up the schematics for a wrist mounted grappling hook.
It's basically a small gauss rifle attached to your wrist that fires the hook with some cord attached to it rather then bullets. You can adjust the force to fire farther or closer.
"Hmm."
Jobasio, wise fellow that he is, decides against harassing these displaced persons now and heads instead to the computers in the Rec room.

>Space-Google myself!

>Then Space-Google the ancestral Hootzal manor, or whatever it used to look like!
The most interesting thing is you find out there's a pornstar who uses your last name and he does his "Acting" in an owl mask.
Well. Thats a thing.


Your ancestral manor has long since been sold to a private corporation and turned into a luxury hotel. It looks like...about 500 dollars a night, so clearly quite swanky. Probably marble floors, red paint with gold trim and molding and maybe even a big freaking spiral staircase.


((@Tiruin: I believe you and Jim should do a level up.))
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tzsdww2e8yf2v89/idiots%20in%20space.txt
((Edit: There's also this: http://einsteinianroulette.wikia.com/wiki/Feyri_Nirel ))
((...Oh..wow. I've a wiki page of my character..thanks.
And thanks for the level-note. Will do later.))

Spoiler:  =/ (click to show/hide)
I really wonder whether I've an English barrier or there's something else...

Because I did not state something such as that.
I don't like being interpreted as that.
But thanks for the answer anyway.




"I'd like the truth, mister. What happened before? Why the numerous stories of you in absentia?"
"Huh?"
"You lied to me."
Feyri tapped his shoulder with her finger and kneeled to look him at his level.
"Why?"

You didn't actually lick him. I was just saying what I imagined you doing because it was funny.  Your actions are as dry and non-nonsensical as ever.

Quote from: >grate
You can try it first but frankly all I do know is that it requires flesh to function, I highly doubt that is could cause any harm to you
To the briefing room for simus brief
You head to the briefing room for simus to yell at you about her new race of robot supersoldiers.


Simus looks around in the briefing room, looking for who all had decided to attend, and noting a lack of response from The Doctor to her last message, resends it more concise:

Quote from: Simus>The Doctor
This message is to confirm an earlier one's receipt.

Go ahead and get him back together again, but I would like 1 request with it, if you would:

No cybernetics. He can regrow what he's lost, not take the quick way out.

((Just making sure I'm 100% on everyone who's here. With this being rather important, I'd like not to miss anyone if I'm wrong about who all is in the room.))
I'm not really sure whose here, frankly. Most people though. Not paris. Not Unholy.
After a few moments of silence as he ponders something, Milno moves his prosthetic arm forward slightly, clenching his fingers in a fist. "You know, during the last mission there weren't many problems, but are there effective ways to hide this or would I have to deal with it in a different way?" he questions the AM, opening his hand. Strange as it could be to normal people, he's already used to the piece of tech replacing the arm he had eaten as an armburger after it was turned into mincemeat.

"Guess it's about time I learn how to take care of myself out of the suit." Even out of his suit his reflexes do work better than before he was dragged off to the HMRC, at the very least.

Ask AM about the arm thing.

@piecewise question: Are Strength rolls during hand-to-hand combat replaced for Unconventional ones if someone learns how to fight properly with more than just brute force?

Spoiler: Updated Timeskip Quote (click to show/hide)


After waving the AM good-bye, Milno arrives at the briefing room for the meeting or whatever was announced at the message sent to his wristpad. "Hey, Jim and Robo-lover." he says, nodding first to Jim then to Feyri.

"There are prosthetic that look normal. I assume they'll give you one if you need it." she says with a shrug "No reason to have a high tech arm replica out here, but there might be need for it later. "

((I suppose we could do that....I dunno. Never thought of it.))


get healed already, i don't care if its organic, roboguts or a full conversion. just make it happen.

They put you back together with organic parts. You have a hell of a scar, but you can walk around again.


"no response, might as well wait around"
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Engineer/pilot/cleaner available, will do work for tokens,something or barter for magic bangle (Grate has already expressed intrest)

send message wait in corner of briefing room,
Message sent, corner occupied.


( ︿) "Don't you think the shock part of the gauntlets are a little pointless since they're punching everything into a fine red mist anyway? It seems like kind of a waste of battery power..."
( ~) "Hmmm... Nah, keep it. The shock function could be useful for targets the user wanted to incapacitate instead of killing, or in hypothetical grappling situations where throwing amp shockwaves around willy-nilly would be too dangerous. Might as well keep the functionality and not need it rather than needing it and not having it."

( _) "We'll have to make our own shells, looks like. They are railgun ammunition, after all, so people haven't exactly been shooting them out of a lot of things that aren't railguns."

Since we don't have the shells, make them! If that's not feasible for whatever reason, use the most powerful non-reactive military grade explosive I can find (Whatever the UMW uses as space-C4), and put an impact fuse in the tip of the round.
-Investigate how practical it would be to just put a compact gauss gun on the back of the gauntlet instead, retaining the rotary ammunition feed.

What are the specs of the synthflesh full body prosthetic? I plan on tinkering with those soon, and don't want to make redundant changes.


Erin looks... uncertainly at May's proposal.
( ~) "I... don't know how to wrestle. So no thanks? Anyway, I'm gonna go hit the Infirmary now; I have some ideas, and there are some people I want to talk to and things I want to look at."

Whatever the results of the latest tests are, save and exit the VR, then head to the Infirmary, swinging by the Armory to request a notebook and something to write with on the way, if possible.
-Get that full checkup. I want to know just how long I've been out and how much they've tampered with me, and make sure all of my faculties are in full working order... and also that I'm not going loopy from stasis side-effects.
-Investigate! What sort of robotic surgery suite or regeneration tank are inmates soldiers of the glorious revolution dumped into to piece them back together when their charred remains are scraped off the surface of blasted alien hellholes with a spatula, here in the future?


Yeah...probably best to just stick gauss guns on your fist, to be honest. I foresee lots of arm exploding otherwise. And it will actually work.

Specs in what way? It can lift a car, it can survive in space, it can take bullet to the face and it doesn't afraid of anything.

You can probably just write on your wrist pad; to save time.

You're fine, physically, at least. Little stasis dementia, nothing to worry about. Standard brainstem implants, nothing special.

Well, that depends. We've got Medigel tanks for fleshies and chemical baths for synth-fleshies and a mechanic for the roboties,


"okay, we've got experience with guass rounds. We can do this"
"Ten tokens says you fuck up"


RUn sidewways the other way. Send out waves of pulses to knock down the guass rounds and maybe damage the cannons themselves, like the am explained I should have done with the bridge defence. If these waves do not damage the cannons, heat up standard 1 foot sphere on the cannons in between pulse waves

[Exo:2+2]
You manage to deflect the gauss shells just barely enough not to hit you, and to jerk the arms to the sides with pulses of physical force. It doesn't destroy them, but the simulation seems to accept it.

The openings in the walls all close and the room fills with a hellish hum. You start to  feel rather hot.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23672 on: February 05, 2014, 02:12:43 pm »

((Eh, why the hell not. I'm too curious to not buy this. I can buy a gauss cannon later.))
Buy that big red thing. If I can do it this turn while still attending the Simus meeting, take it somewhere outside with Gilgamesh, open it and equip it if it doesn't present any obvious danger.

Else just go to the Simus meeting. Stand near her (but not close enough I would offend or inconvenience her) and look menacing. Be on the lookout for trouble. Be bodyguard.
If I see Auron coming, gently escort him out and tell him that it would be better for all involved if he wasn't here.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23673 on: February 05, 2014, 02:30:54 pm »

Quote from: >grate
You can try it first but frankly all I do know is that it requires flesh to function, I highly doubt that is could cause any harm to you
Grate does not respond because he is sad. He's calming down now, though.
And now he has calmed down.

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Are you here yet? Can I see the bracelet?
Sincerely,
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23674 on: February 05, 2014, 03:25:21 pm »

Actually, maybe that's not such a hot idea. Instead, spawn myself with a rocket bike on a barren moon.

Test rocket bike's capabilities - can I pilot it exactly like any aircraft?

How much weight can it comfortably lift (pile on junk until it can lift no more)?

How quickly does it accelerate?

Check this armchair for hidden capabilities, like secret buttons and arcane whatsits.

Also, how difficult is it to land?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23675 on: February 05, 2014, 03:28:07 pm »

Create or replicate a light tank chassis, a fairly small one. Armor should be capable of taking light enemy fire, similar to a battlesuit. Attach a gauss cannon on the turret in a fashion so it doesn't explode or flip the tank when fired. Add a coaxial rapid-fire rocket gun for infantry and light air suppression. See if the tank can't have a single or an AI pilot. When schematics are done, send it up against some VR enemies, both infantry and mechanised.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23676 on: February 05, 2014, 03:47:13 pm »

Melt the turret connecting the main gun to the tank.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23677 on: February 05, 2014, 05:00:35 pm »

Does the wrist mounted grappling hook have a motor to rewind the cord? A motor strong enough to lift about 300 pounds with decent speed? Also check the price.

Also try completely embedding a kinetic amp inside a sledgehammer. So that is is completely surrounded by metal. Swing the hammer and see what happens.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23678 on: February 05, 2014, 05:03:58 pm »

Spoiler: @Serious (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Auron to Jack
Hey there jack,
miyamoto has asked me to find a pilot for our tank before continuing work on it and i thought id give you first dibs seeing as how you helped me build it. You interested?

head out to the hangar and recollect my gear, have the repair bots fix my exosuit then re-equip it.

Send Jim or have Steve send Jim the infirmaries video and biofeedback data from when simus murdered me, demand justice once more.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23679 on: February 05, 2014, 05:09:45 pm »

[qoute=Jack > Auron]Yeah. Me sleep now.[/qoute]

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23680 on: February 05, 2014, 05:10:11 pm »

Charge a dynamic AUX bonus.  Also check what connections my wristpad has available- can I access Feyri's MKIII exoskeleton?  Jim's synthflesh body?  Random cameras?  Shock implants?

Other than that, just patiently watch and wait.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23681 on: February 05, 2014, 05:18:41 pm »

Quote from: Auron to miyamoto
Got a pilot, pretty sure hes new. It cool if i begin replacing the cannon now?
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23682 on: February 05, 2014, 05:24:31 pm »

Create or replicate a light tank chassis, a fairly small one. Armor should be capable of taking light enemy fire, similar to a battlesuit. Attach a gauss cannon on the turret in a fashion so it doesn't explode or flip the tank when fired. Add a coaxial rapid-fire rocket gun for infantry and light air suppression. See if the tank can't have a single or an AI pilot. When schematics are done, send it up against some VR enemies, both infantry and mechanised.

((Ask nicely and Simus might unlock the Sibilus design. But really, neither should be used for the coax (which doesn't do air suppression anyways), you want some form of autocannon. Try enlarging a RR or Sibilus.))

Simus looks around at those gathered in the conference room. Not many, not that she'd expected many. She sends off a quick message before beginning.

Quote from: Simus>Steve
Like I said with Jim, I want Auron confined to the ship until the battle, released for the duration, and from then on, he is never to touch the surface of Hephaestus outside of this ship again. Enforce with knocking him out if he tries.

This is going to be more interview than meeting. The fact that you're here, with the exception of Jim, Milno, and Miyamoto, and perhaps one or two others [Simus glances at Feyri] means you're considering staying behind on Hephaestus to assist me in commanding it. I want to know why you would choose to stay behind, before I continue.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23683 on: February 05, 2014, 06:57:14 pm »

((Assuming Flint is there in the briefing room.))

"I'm here mostly out of curiosity. I'm not a smart guy, never claimed to be one. I just want to see who will have our backs while we're off fighting. I wouldn't have much life left even if I wasn't in this revolution. I'd rather spend my final days fighting for what I believe then working here, where I can't offer anything more than any other civilian. Unless you think I could be useful here? Will you have enemies here or soldiers to lead? Do you think you'll have a use for a loyal old soldier who'd be willing to do whatever it takes?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #23684 on: February 05, 2014, 08:45:58 pm »

Saint clears his his throat before before speaking. "I am currently not certain that I want to stay, and I came here so that I could learn more before making that decision.  I have no combat skills, and thus would prefer to stay as far away from it as possible.  However, staying on a forge world is also not a very appealing prospect.  If I stayed here, what would I be doing?"
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