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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Kerosene and propane are intoxicating. Please, god of luck, roll a 1 or 6.

[Toaster]

Lars fidgets in his suit.  Surely praising the name of Saint Milno and singing of his glorious deeds would help convert these to the cause... but the Most Holy Steve had said to keep his godhood out of it, likely because they couldn't comprehend his majesty.  But what to do?

[TCM]

May sits in Thomas's lap. "Of course you're not a failure, you're a cool sniper guy, and you've got a girlfriend with massive boobs. Can I make you something to eat? Or do you want sexytimes or maybe just a lapdance?"

[syvarris]

Steve Saint's brow furrows for a moment in confusion, but he regains his grin quickly.

"Oh, your name is Steve too?  I guess I'll have to call myself something else then.  Maybe 'Saint' as that's my last name.  Heh. 

Anyways, I was just recently dropped out of some stasis pods.  I was immediately put to work repairing the ship's armor, and it seemed fairly urgent so I didn't ask too many questions.  But my... 'boss' disappeared in the middle of the job, leaving this guy to replace him" -Saint jerks his thumb out at Smurfington's character here- "So I never got a proper introduction to what's going on.  Would you care to explain?"

Converse with Steve.

[Corsair]

have unconsious fever dreams of somesort, possibly wake up at some point

[smurfingtonthethird]

May sits in Thomas's lap. "Of course you're not a failure, you're a cool sniper guy, and you've got a girlfriend with massive boobs. Can I make you something to eat? Or do you want sexytimes or maybe just a lapdance?"

((Suddenly girlfriend out of nowhere))
((Bonus points if she's in a murderous rage))
((Megabonus if he flails everywhere))

((EDIT-THING-CAUSE-DOUBLE-POSTING-IS-HERETICAL:

my... 'boss' disappeared in the middle of the job, leaving this guy to replace him" -Saint jerks his thumb out at Smurfington's character here-

I'm in charge? WOO, lets make namite launchers for everyone!))

[kisame12794]

((Xeno team would appreciate more incendiaries.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Can we make more tokens somehow?))

((Do you mean as in earn, or as in counterfeit?
Yes and with effort, respectively.))

selectively intangible

((Wait, how does this work?
Are you one of those people who read Worm after I brought it up in passing? Because I'm thinking of Watch.))

tiger fuckers

((We have more than one? Also, Charles needs to get a speech decomp. Or a better one, if he already has one.))

Just gonna check but you know the kinetic amps aren't the "put in your brain" amps right?

((Why did you name them the same thing, anyways?))

>She's fine. Just resting. Even she has her limits, and it's easier to rest when she's not trying to maintain her appearance.

((Either the AM is usually wearing makeup and a wig, and this interferes with her sleeping, or...the AM is almost as odd as the Doc.))

"Maybe 'Saint' as that's my last name."

((How familiar is Steve-the-computer with obscure early 21st-century literature?))

[piecewise]

I'm pretty sure I knew that. Just let me check with my former self - Hey other me, you dd want Kinetic Amplifiers, right? Yeah, i wanted Kinetic Amplifiers. What am I, some sort of freak that uses his brain as a weapon? .....


Sorry, my other self is a smartass.

I ask because roughly half the people who buy that to begin with think it is a normal amp.

So Amp and Gauss rifle bought.

((I normally would point out that he does have a decomp, but this is far more amusing.))
"On the bright side, most of them have mellowed out or did the murders, arsons and bombings against the UWM rather than civilians."

"Yes. That is indeed a technically correct thing. Really, we all mean well. We can just get caught up in the moment sometimes. And who can blame us for that? Nobody, that's who!"

Once questions are asked and answered, deliver these poor, unfortunate souls to the ship.

"Have to replace...Mostly everything. Your body is too hot for the nurses to work on. You're giving people radiation burns just by touching you."

And then darkness.

((Now the Doctor's going to have the janitor's hot body all to himself.

I didn't want to say that, but felt I had to.))

Welp, lets see if anyone else has questions.

Go find out where everyone is briefing and pretend to pay attention

Are you attempting to force a mission start by attempting to go to a briefing that doesn't exist?

Or is Miya doing his own briefing?

Who are you and why am I wake right now?

STEPHEN HAWKING INVENTS HELPING! Again.....I'm pretty sure I used that joke already.

Lets see if anyone has questions, part Deux.

((Well, what many people already suspected about the AM was confirmed out of the blue. I suppose Steve's lack of tact extends even to his most valuable allies.))

"Well, good to see we're doing it the easy way. Now answer: anyone seen anything strange while wandering around? Strange lights and noises or the like?" Milno asks the group of survivors, crossing his arms and not making an effort towards looking threatening since they seemed afraid enough.

Here's hoping they won't begin lying out of fear or something.

Question people and administer drugs as needed. Send Steve a message.

Never pegged her as the type to care much about appearance.

Turns out no one down here saw anything or knows anything about anything that happened, please don't hurt us.

>She doesn't like people seeing her as anything but the cavalier, apathetic person she normally is. Sitting around exhausted and haggard looking isn't something she wants to do.

"Not a complete failure, huh, May? Thanks."
He smiles at her, then takes a drink of something. Doesn't really matter what, so long as it's intoxicating.

[1]
You somehow find a propane tank and inhale most of it.

"THAT PROPANE TASTES LIKE I'M DYING, I TELL YOU WHAT!"

Oh boy, here come the fever dreams.

May sits in Thomas's lap. "Of course you're not a failure, you're a cool sniper guy, and you've got a girlfriend with massive boobs. Can I make you something to eat? Or do you want sexytimes or maybe just a lapdance?"

Thomas appears to be possessed by a Sumerian demon.

"!tahw uoy llet I lleh gninrub naelc a staht"

Steve Saint's brow furrows for a moment in confusion, but he regains his grin quickly.

"Oh, your name is Steve too?  I guess I'll have to call myself something else then.  Maybe 'Saint' as that's my last name.  Heh. 

Anyways, I was just recently dropped out of some stasis pods.  I was immediately put to work repairing the ship's armor, and it seemed fairly urgent so I didn't ask too many questions.  But my... 'boss' disappeared in the middle of the job, leaving this guy to replace him" -Saint jerks his thumb out at Smurfington's character here- "So I never got a proper introduction to what's going on.  Would you care to explain?"

Converse with Steve.

>Well, we're rebelling against the UWM, preparing for a global assault on this planet and generally placing ourselves in extremely dangerous situations. When it comes down to it, all you really need to know is this:
1. Get a gun.
2. If it's trying to kill you, kill it back, but faster.
3. Don't get attached to your limbs. Because they soon won't be attached to you.

have unconsious fever dreams of somesort, possibly wake up at some point

Fever dreams eh?

[GreatWyrmGold]

>[The AM] doesn't like people seeing her as anything but the cavalier, apathetic person she normally is. Sitting around exhausted and haggard looking isn't something she wants to do.

(("Haggard" here means "without makeup," right? ))

[Harry Baldman]

We done here yet? Hm? Yes? Maybe? Let's roll already!

[Toaster]

>[The AM] doesn't like people seeing her as anything but the cavalier, apathetic person she normally is. Sitting around exhausted and haggard looking isn't something she wants to do.

(("Haggard" here means "without makeup," right? ))

Haggard

[GreatWyrmGold]

>[The AM] doesn't like people seeing her as anything but the cavalier, apathetic person she normally is. Sitting around exhausted and haggard looking isn't something she wants to do.

(("Haggard" here means "without makeup," right? ))

Haggard

((I know what it normally means, I was maki...wait, what?))

[BFEL]

May sits in Thomas's lap. "Of course you're not a failure, you're a cool sniper guy, and you've got a girlfriend with massive boobs. Can I make you something to eat? Or do you want sexytimes or maybe just a lapdance?"

((Suddenly girlfriend out of nowhere))
((Bonus points if she's in a murderous rage))
((Megabonus if he flails everywhere))

((1. Its well established, they even released a porno together for the galactic masses.
2. "She's" a robot/synthflesh monstrocity with ridiculously overproportioned funbags. Also she was a man before the AM ripped her penis off.
3. See point #1))

[Xantalos]

>[The AM] doesn't like people seeing her as anything but the cavalier, apathetic person she normally is. Sitting around exhausted and haggard looking isn't something she wants to do.

(("Haggard" here means "without makeup," right? ))

((More likely 'without physical form'. Hence why she doesn't like people peering through her clothes, aside from the obvious.))