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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Need amps. Where are they stored?"

((Quick question. Do you understand that May is a probably-nude creepy synthetic woman with...attributes like a caricature of a fertility goddess? And maybe some stuff I've forgotten?))

((And my character is a mostly asexual transhumanist.))

((And probably not used to being around other asexual transhumans.
Worth checking, in any case.))

((No I did not, but people would still want to talk to Jim, given that he's a leader at the very least. Since you're abandoning the cause of following Jim's roleplaying aspects, and don't want to have a designated replacement roleplayer for the purpose on account of assuming that people aren't talking to Jim often enough anyway, I saw it fit to point out that the latest events made talking and socializing problematic, and that you can expect a lot more talking in the future once the mission schedule settles back in.))

((Or ask someone to RP for you. Just saying, that's an option.))

Or the Tyranids of WH40k?

The Tyranids would also probably do poorly. Again, The Altered cheat.

((And the Tyranids cheat right back. It takes a bit longer for their cheating to work, but give them enough time and they'll start churning out 'nids that use the Altereds' tricks against them. Assuming the Tyranids don't just figure out a way to be immune to them. And that their Warp presence doesn't screw with it.
I'm basically asking whose cheats work better. Kinda like asking if Superman or Galactacus would win an arm-wrestling competition.))

((If you can't get any of those dudes to help, Stacy's theoretically got no penalty to medical rolls. It's a bit of versatility that's seen no use so far.
Then again, it is Stacy. You might not want to let that guy touch people. They might explode suddenly.))

((It could be worse. Faith, or STEPHEN HAWKING*, or Lyra...or Xan. Good God, let's pray we never need Xan to medic.))

((*Sure, he invented medicine, but that doesn't mean he's any good at it. After all, he invented malpractice.))


"Um...Mister Minimotor, will you let me move now?"

[Xantalos]

Continue transformation! Don't really care how long it takes so long as I get a heavily armored gigantic firebreathing lizard. No wings though; too heavy.

((Huh. How do they cheat, or is that spoilers?
Regarding the Flood ... not even the Flood with ridiculous bullshit hax from the Forerunner book trilogy?))

[Tack]

((I think they may be slightly invulnerable. Not invincible, but invulnerable, sure. Remember how the doc just 'Took Ivan Away'?))

[Xantalos]

((Ivan was just a Proto-Altered, though. Far as I know (yet) they just had a psychic hivemind of some sort and the ability to mutate rapidly. In essence, a more potent form of Xan.))

[Toaster]

(I'm not on a team.  I'll join if someone needs me.)

((Lars is forcibly recruiting you then.))

Lars shrugs at STEVEN.  "I had only planned to take five, but I suppose you can come along."  Lars grabs Mesk by the collar.  "General Jim, I am requisitioning your chewtoy as our medic.  I believe he has experience as a medic in civilian rescue." 

Lars looks around.  "Brothers, let us go.  To the ground floor!  For the glory of Steve!"

Grab team* and head to ground floor.

Team Rescue:
Lars
Charles
Thomas
Stacy
STEVEN HAWKING
Mesk

Rescue Gear: Lars  (He is strongest and has exoskeleton)
Medical Supplies: Mesk (Only medic)

[Xantalos]

((Also if anyone wants Xan for the combat teams just tell me and I'll go over to your team after I'm done the transformation.))

[BFEL]

Go with Lars and the rest of the registered diplomats.

[TCM]

As May trots along the ruined ship, she comes across a naked sexless person. Well, a new one anyways.

"Hey, you're new. Welcome to the HRMC/ARM/Socialist Soviet Republics or whatever we are now. I'm May. I'm a veteran, though not super strong like the other ones. You can tell which ones are veterans because they're giant robots and/or having an existentialist breakdown in the corner. I used to be this guy, Elizas Roxine Colton. You might have heard of him, he went around trying to recreate the exploits of Genghis Khan until he got captured and sent here. He pulled some girl's pants off and then tried flirting with the lady that runs the armory. She then hit him so hard he turned into a white girl. That's why I'm here. It hurt when she did that, but then I got boobies so I count it as a positive experience. I'd introduce you to my boyfriend, but he's in the med-bay recovering from losing an arm. In fact, a lot of people are recovering. If you can't tell, we were just victims of a giant explosion that started when a kid ate a pill made of kinetic magic. That's a long story, someone else can fill in the details.

Anyways, you got any questions?"

"Need amps. Where are they stored?"

"You go to the Armory Master to get one of those, but I don't know where she is right now. You could get one from a charitable veteran, though I don't exactly know how they get installed in you. I prefer Manipulators myself, less hassle."

[Gamerlord]

As May trots along the ruined ship, she comes across a naked sexless person. Well, a new one anyways.

"Hey, you're new. Welcome to the HRMC/ARM/Socialist Soviet Republics or whatever we are now. I'm May. I'm a veteran, though not super strong like the other ones. You can tell which ones are veterans because they're giant robots and/or having an existentialist breakdown in the corner. I used to be this guy, Elizas Roxine Colton. You might have heard of him, he went around trying to recreate the exploits of Genghis Khan until he got captured and sent here. He pulled some girl's pants off and then tried flirting with the lady that runs the armory. She then hit him so hard he turned into a white girl. That's why I'm here. It hurt when she did that, but then I got boobies so I count it as a positive experience. I'd introduce you to my boyfriend, but he's in the med-bay recovering from losing an arm. In fact, a lot of people are recovering. If you can't tell, we were just victims of a giant explosion that started when a kid ate a pill made of kinetic magic. That's a long story, someone else can fill in the details.

Anyways, you got any questions?"

"Need amps. Where are they stored?"

"You go to the Armory Master to get one of those, but I don't know where she is right now. You could get one from a charitable veteran, though I don't exactly know how they get installed in you. I prefer Manipulators myself, less hassle."

"Very well."

[Xantalos]

((More conspiracy theory about AM: she's sleeping right now. So we can probably infer her power is a charge thing and she used most of it up in her fight with Grate, hence her sleeping.))

As May trots along the ruined ship, she comes across a naked sexless person. Well, a new one anyways.

"Hey, you're new. Welcome to the HRMC/ARM/Socialist Soviet Republics or whatever we are now. I'm May. I'm a veteran, though not super strong like the other ones. You can tell which ones are veterans because they're giant robots and/or having an existentialist breakdown in the corner. I used to be this guy, Elizas Roxine Colton. You might have heard of him, he went around trying to recreate the exploits of Genghis Khan until he got captured and sent here. He pulled some girl's pants off and then tried flirting with the lady that runs the armory. She then hit him so hard he turned into a white girl. That's why I'm here. It hurt when she did that, but then I got boobies so I count it as a positive experience. I'd introduce you to my boyfriend, but he's in the med-bay recovering from losing an arm. In fact, a lot of people are recovering. If you can't tell, we were just victims of a giant explosion that started when a kid ate a pill made of kinetic magic. That's a long story, someone else can fill in the details.

Anyways, you got any questions?"

"Need amps. Where are they stored?"

"You go to the Armory Master to get one of those, but I don't know where she is right now. You could get one from a charitable veteran, though I don't exactly know how they get installed in you. I prefer Manipulators myself, less hassle."

"Very well."

((Go ask the Doc to do it, I'd guess.))

[Toaster]

((Or she's eating babies to recover her strength.))

[Xantalos]

((Or she's eating babies to recover her strength.))

((No, Pancaek messaged her to try to be her disciple/fanboy and the automated response said she was asleep.
First time in 800 years apparently.))

[Toaster]

((Not exactly.))

The user you are trying to reach has set their pad to sleep mode.

((That's vague.))

[Xantalos]

((Oh.
...she was acting really tired and stuff though.
Yeah.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Huh. How do they cheat, or is that spoilers?

((Who, the Tyranids? A few ways. I was referring to their ability to incorporate the DNa of things they fight into new 'nids; they can also make more soldiers from the corpses of the dead on both sides, including more "grunt troops" (capable of killing a typical soldier easily) than the enemy is likely to have bullets as well as large numbers of soldiers capable of soloing tanks with ease, plus they have a hive mind so strong it messes with WH40k's magic. And there's probably other stuff I'm forgetting.))